Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Celebrate Nite]

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On the bright side, if there's anything good that came from this thread is that "Moon-Posting" is now a thing.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

I almost missed this. This is condensed autism, I think. In a way it's kind of nice that someone would think that much of the guy, I guess. Kinda creepy, though, too.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

lol Vermont governor (R) voted for Biden.

 

[Captain Manning]

One thing we haven't discussed is how livid the Bernie supporters will be if Biden loses. They were FUCKING FURIOUS in 2016. That shit show forced out two DNC chairs. Get ready for another attempt by the super left to take over the party.

 

[Penis]

Some sanity from YoungRippa

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

What stream should I watch for the erection? Is there a stream with based and redpilled naked babes painting the states on each other's tits as they're called?

I will probably watch Nick Rekietas election stream here ^^ !
Hope he gets into his usual rage filled rants, hehe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qd2aMTFkDE

 

[FearsReality]

List of excuses if the Democrats lose:

- Russia
- Trump deliberately underfunded the postal service to nobble postal votes
- White supremacists intimidated BIPOC from voting
- We didn't go far enough in regulating the fuck out of social media

Any more?

if they begin to pin the electoral college, that’s another one they’ll blame and probably try to remove

 

[Penis]

check this out

Probably some cockroach trying to rile people up

 

[A Grey Cat]

What's that moon get bigger based on? What makes it grow the passage of time?

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Swamp Cinema server rn
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Meanwhile on Garry Newman's twitter:

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I'll take all the good news I can get. A meltdown from the left, media, corporations, and BLM/Antifa is where the entertainment is at. The Republicans will just go back to work tomorrow if Trump loses.

538 has Trump's odds at 10%, which is about the same as 2016. If Trump wins today, he's either a 1 in 100 anomaly, or the model was made by partisan hacks.

538 is a joke. To give the sitting President only a 10% chance to win spits in the eye of math and denies the existence of raw data.

My math has Trump at 248 guaranteed. That means he just has to win PA and one other swing/toss up state to win it all.

 

[HexFag]

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Another good catch. I wonder what kind of pie it is that Moon-Kun prefers?

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

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Moon pies taste like fucking wet tissue wrapped in chalk yeah I said it, it's fucking disgusting, kill yourself for posting this

 

[Mage]

BItChute is down.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Here's a story from my neck of the woods.

Couple up the street has been arguing loudly on and off all day. I think the husband wants a divorce.

From what I gather, she voted for Trump and he feels emotionally betrayed. She's pissed that she pays all the bills and he's telling her what to do. He called her a Nazi at one point and was screaming about how he can live with her after this. He's stormed off in their minivan at least 3 times, once coming back with a huge bag from McDonalds. She absolutely does not want the taxes going up.

I don't know these people, I think they're renters. At first, I thought the problem was she fucked some other other guy. Nope, they are arguing about who she voted for.

Honestly thought about calling the police because I thought she was going to get physical with him.

Don't be a racist and let them sort their problems without the police. Also it's time for MAGA queens to ball bust biden soycucks.

Defund the police and Nigger Lives Matter.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

lol Vermont governor (R) voted for Biden.

The fact that Vermont has a Republican governor is more surprising to me than the fact that he voted for Biden.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Meanwhile on Garry Newman's twitter:
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Boy Democrats sure care a lot about morality. They should probably look for role models somewhere else. Why the fuck am I supposed to care if the president cheats on his wife?

 

[Plague Dog]

Meanwhile on Garry Newman's twitter:
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Lol, yep, Trump didn't contain the coof. I'm sure you wanted him to go against the WHO back in January, February, March... and keep out non citizens/ legal residents. 100% sure.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

The fact that Vermont has a Republican governor is more surprising to me than the fact that he voted for Biden.

rurals

 

[Balr0g]

One thing I don't think people realize is that almost no black women vote for Trump.

If Trump gets 15% of the black vote today, I would not be shocked if he got 25% of the black male vote and 5% of the black female vote.

Wasn't it WAAYYYYY back when Biden was just nominated s Presidential candidate that polls found that Biden had more support from women then Trump? Which is funny considering how it was already public that Biden likes to sniff girls and women (not to mention his totally not buried MeToo scandal. But I guess simply talking about grabbing pussies is worse then really sniffing on girls and women.