Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Watching Majority Report, they had a spastic jewess on who sperged about Trump being in her head
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Good to see that Garth from Wayne's World is keeping busy all these years later. Even kept the glasses.

 

[Male Idiot]

I like the current moon, it has a really creepy grin.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

GOP now up 200K in FL.

Miami-Dade raw numbers:

115,097 voters so far today
DEM 41,534
REP 34,130
NPA 37,576
OTHER 1,857

 

[Pill Cosby]

How much did you put up lmao

Not enought to worry about if I loose, but tripple my money. Around $100 if I win.

Sticking with my Trump wins by EC prediction. I think Bidens crys for a recount, but the SC strikes him down.

Sleepy Joe will forget about it in the morning... dementia. As an outsider its like the Democats dont want to win, first it was Hilldog throwing Bernie in the trash and again with Sleepy Joe, who doesn't know who built the cages, or knows anything about that Gas company in Ukraine.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

what is this number?

 

[Salubrious]

Now, I know these types of interviews are always loaded, but even on Facebook and Twitter, I'm just shocked at the number of people that openly state that Biden winning is more important than a fair and honest election.

Anything to get Orange Man out is acceptable. For the greater good.

 

[cockle]

I'm curious, how will you Americans react if Joe wins?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

The reason why the Moon's eyes aren't yellow is because he sees a Red Wave.

 

[HumanHive]

Fox News just said that North Carolina is trending towards Joe Biden.

 

[Allanon]

it's over folks, New Hampshire has counted 26 votes and out of those 16 were for Trump. Trump wins, everyone can go home.

Why, exactly, has NH started counting before their polls closed? Are they like kids on christmas and couldn't help themselves?

 

[LUNEKO]

At least the moon will keep an archive of the farms after it nukes it

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I'm curious, how will you Americans react if Joe wins?

Leftists will be split between those that rejoice and act like the world is saved and do nothing, and those that will riot and pressure harder than ever to turn the democrats in to a functioning progressive party.

Righties will be split between those that have replaced their personalities with “Trump Supporter” and as a result will spend the next 4 years having the mother of all spergouts, and those that will grumble and whine on Facebook and then go back to work

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

it's over folks, New Hampshire has counted 26 votes and out of those 16 were for Trump. Trump wins, everyone can go home.

Why, exactly, has NH started counting before their polls closed? Are they like kids on christmas and couldn't help themselves?

It's some old tradition thing that they do at midnight every year for I believe two villages.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

i got a month ban for posting a phone number that was posted by kamala haris

 

[Salubrious]

I'm curious, how will you Americans react if Joe wins?

If Biden actually won a fair and honest election, I'd be upset but I'd get over it.

I hopefully have a long way to go before I die. There are elections every four years. I'm going to lose some of them.

I can say that 2020 is for "the soul of America" and "the most important election ever", but we will also say that in 2024 and 2028 and 2032...

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

what is this number?

Call and find out big guy.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

it's over folks, New Hampshire has counted 26 votes and out of those 16 were for Trump. Trump wins, everyone can go home.

Why, exactly, has NH started counting before their polls closed? Are they like kids on christmas and couldn't help themselves?

They've been doing this gimmick for 60 years. I think they'll be fine. It's also worth noting that this town seems to be a frozen wasteland during the only time people notice its existence.

I'm guessing the other county called theirs for similar reasons.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

it's over folks, New Hampshire has counted 26 votes and out of those 16 were for Trump. Trump wins, everyone can go home.

Why, exactly, has NH started counting before their polls closed? Are they like kids on christmas and couldn't help themselves?

Receipts?

 

[Quijibo69]

The COVID-19 narrative is already collapsing, I see.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I don't want to stay up until 5am Europoor time but I don't want to miss it either, fuck me. Will states like Ohio, Texas Iowa etc. be called in the next three hours or should I just go to bed?

Just go to sleep. Wednesday night in Burgerland is when the victor will be announced. Save your energy for riot watch if Trump wins.