Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Catch The Rainbow]

It's weird watching people get worried by counting stopping overnight and by the number of postal votes. Those are both normal things here and no-one thinks twice about them because the whole election process is carried out by a statutory authority and overseen by representatives of the political parties.

Look at the attempts by the Democrats to obstruct Republican poll observers and twitters censoring of it. Where you are from, you don't have a party as desperate and corrupt as the Democrats or if you do, they have the self control that the democrats have lost. Combine this lack of control by the democrats with the media being willing to wait to call the elections until the democrats "find" (aka fabricate) enough biden votes in order to give him the win. These are thirdworld cheating tactics that are akin to what the worst Mafia states do.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

He's so reassuring too. I unironically believe all the shit he says even though I know I should be more skeptical

He has pretty much said that the DNC has figured out how to play Arizona so it is not too surprising if he is correct.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I just cannot wait for PA to come up with 800k votes. That will be an amazing trick.

That would be Liberian election levels of fuckery.

 

[Archeopthryx]

What's the result for Puerto Rico?

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

They're going to blue ball the fun out of this. Dems, a game's no fun if you want play with others.

 

[AnOminous]

By the way Oregon legalized heroin and mushrooms. I'm shocked it passed tbh.

Well fuck it's about time I shot up a weird mixture of heroin and shrooms. This is some serious fun time!

 

[Eris!]

By the way Oregon legalized heroin and mushrooms. I'm shocked it passed tbh.

listen you little shits i'm high as fuck right now it took me 15 minutes to type "oregon" properly

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

https://twitter.com/girlpowertbh/status/1323639679317467137 ( https://archive.md/tdGKL )

 

[Dededon't]

NC is too close for comfort. I have an awful gut feeling that Dems are going to flip it somehow.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Dems better discover a whole lotta mail in ballots in PA. Philly's at 50% reported and while Biden has a great lead in those counties, it's not going to be nearly enough to offset the nearly 700 thousand lead Trump currently has in the state.

You see every single voter in Philly cast their vote for Biden. Even the dead.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Well I'm moving to Canada.

Fuck off, nigger, we're full. You can crash in Mexico if you want.

 

[HumanHive]

What a shitshow.

My god.

This is quite possibly a bigger shitshow than the first debate. I mean holy fuck, just call PA and Georgia.

 

[pwnest injun]

Looks like Oregon voted to decriminalize all drug possession, and I personally can't wait for the cartels to move in and start murdering all the competition.

addendum: the fuckers also elected 100% of the anti-gun idiots, so at least the local law abiding population will be disarmed.

 

[AnOminous]

listen you little shits i'm high as fuck right now it took me 15 minutes to type "oregon" properly

Calm down faggot.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Very disappointed that it's looking like a winner won't be declared tonight, but it's 2020, of course this election was going to be a shitshow.

 

[Pissmaster]

Alright, this is fucking ridiculous.
I'm going to bed.
Good night everybody, I hope you all get some enjoyment out of the outcome.

Goodnight fren

I'm gonna stay up and probably puke at some point

 

[Ivan Shatov]

So just looking at it with my ape brain, calling it for Trump with EXACTLY 270.

Realistically speaking, he should win:

- GA
- NC
- MI

With the exception of Michigan, there's no way for Biden to make up the difference (and Michigan is unlikely to swing back.)

That would take Trump to 257 electors. He needs 13 more.

Everything comes down to PA. And I've seen nothing but bullshit coming from that state all day.

Without that, Wisconsin and Montana could do it.

 

[Haramburger]

What's the result for Puerto Rico?

Who cares, they're still unironically watching Jersey Shore reruns.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Watch them fuck it up somehow and try to come up with all 800k in a single district. Bonus points if they make it one where that brings the total to more residents than actually live in the district.

I'm calling it now. 1 million Biden votes in Philly!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fucking hell, forgot about those leech states. No, it's not 270, its a fight about PA. Welcome to the election not ending. They can't let us rest.

Next up are good old fashioned recounts with a topping of a supreme court decision.

Enjoy.

It never ends.