Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Just Here for A and H]

Taking bets that @RidinWithBiden2024 is actually Hunter Biden...

Hunter Biden has the ugliest, most-botched circumcision I've ever seen. It's so thoroughly lump and chunky, it's gross as fuck. No wonder he can only get sex if it's from alleged minors or hookers.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Damn those magical votes sure look legit..........

 

[Never Scored]

Biden's lead is widening in Michigan. Yeah, Trump is done. At least the Republicnas held the senate majority so the Dems can't go full retard and pack the courts and make new states and shit.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Would you guys rather Biden live through the next four years or Kamala take over when he likely drops dead?

 

[Duke Nukem]

agree
4 years of having the white house and the senate and a ton of state governors
2 of these years they had the house of representatives too

could have used that power to make federal voter ID laws, and add a bunch of security requirements to the voting process. they got the supreme court too, so i see no real reason to not do it. but they didn't, so now they're (maybe? can't tell for sure) getting out-voted by dead people and mystery mail-in ballots. again.

i guess that tax cut bill was more important? it's the only major thing they got done since 2016, i hope it was worth it lol

The Necro-American demographic triumphs AGAIN. It is a glorious day for the unliving!

Honestly we don't even know what the mail-ins are, they could be some Trumps or even some disqualified ones because some retard sprayed disinfectant all over them.

Would you guys rather Biden live through the next four years or Kamala take over when he likely drops dead?

I'd rather they both drop dead. If America elects a senile puppet with a Marxist handler then not only America, but the entire West, is boned.

 

[Overcast]

I'm at least glad Texas is still red. My family and I got away from Commiefornia just for that very reason. Would have been depressing to see such an amazing state turn blue.

 

[HumanHive]

Fix was always in. Now the question is whether the Republicans force Trump to concede.

 

[Penis]

It appears that Nevada may still be in play... Any way you slice it this is gunna be a razor thin election. 95% Biden though.

 

[Fapcop]

Israel was facing a voting clusterfuck of similar propertions, but avoided it because the two candidates realized that their nations democraxy was at stake and that half a term is better than none and entered a power sharing agreement.


Rate me optimistic as fuck, but given how split the country is, it would be nice if Biden and Trump decided on something like this: Trump gets two more years (maaaybe with Biden as a veep) and then Biden takes over for two years with Trump or Pence as VP.


Fuck it might even work. Biden is corrupt yes, but he’s as moderate just like Trump.


The best part is that the media and far left would absolutely fucking hate it and seethe with rage, while all the regular folks would see it as two candidates who put the nation first.

 

[Rekkington]

The stats nerd in me is loving this, but the human in me is nervous. Politics aside, I put $7k on Trump to win for a ~$10k payout, since I saw it as anyone's game and when it's anyone's game, you take the underdog

He's only here cause there's no flood of people mass tagging him like he wanted, just ignore him.

 

[SirAndrey]

Biden winning was pretty expected. Its just disappointing.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Would you guys rather Biden live through the next four years or Kamala take over when he likely drops dead?

Kamala administration would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

So, a Kamala Harris presidency when?

March 30th, 2021.

 

[SIGSEGV]

NOT SO FAST, DRUMPFAGGOTS

 

[Smarty Pants]

On the bright side - Nick Fuentes' career will be over after this.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

On the bright side - Nick Fuentes' career will be over after this.

Catboys on suicide watch across the nation.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Should have nuked the living shit out of them right after 9/11.

Nah, man, a lot of innocent people would have been killed AND we'd have to deal with radioactive glass and dust everywhere.

Did you not see me putting Obama on blast for killing brown children with drones for eight fucking years?

 

[Penis]

The stats nerd in me is loving this, but the human in me is nervous. Politics aside, I put $7k on Trump to win for a ~$10k payout, since I saw it as anyone's game and when it's anyone's game, you take the underdog

>Betting on the outcome of an election

 

[Curt Sibling]

Hunter Biden has the ugliest, most-botched circumcision I've ever seen. It's so thoroughly lump and chunky, it's gross as fuck. No wonder he can only get sex if it's from minors or hookers.

Perhaps the Trump side will reveal all the Biden dirt as a goodbye gift...?

Hope so.

 

[janedoe]

I'm at least glad Texas is still red. My family and I got away from Commiefornia just for that very reason. Would have been depressing to see such an amazing state turn blue.

ya know usually cuckfornians who seek sanctuary in texas have nothing but negative shit to say about texas. it's refreshing you don't shit on it for not being more like cali. (FL has a similar situation with newyorkers tbh, faggots flee here for cheaper living then promptly bitch about everything that makes us cheaper to begin with).

anyway what's with the doomposting, yall? it's not so bad, delicious salt can be mined from either side regardless of who wins.