Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[mindlessobserver]

Even if Trump loses this thing, the Republican Party has been irrevocably changed. For the better IMO. I am tentatively hype for the new Cruz 2.0 to run for President in 2024.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

What if the fix is for Trump instead tho? do we get into "whoever cheats the hardest win" territory?

I’d call bullshit if this was happening for Trump as well.
This kind of bullshit is nonsense whoever it is.
I was ok with all Trump investigations until they all proved obvious bullshit.
If there is fuckery going on I want it looked into whoever it is.

 

[ravensboy]

Yeah I think they had a fix ready to go in a few battleground states, just enough to make shit believable. Too bad they got caught red handed.

They may be evil, but they're smarter than you give credit for. And Jesus Christ, even fucking Ukraine has better election fraud measures than the USA does.

Dude, zimbabwe has better anti-fraud measures than the US right now, only really shitty part is it literally collects their DNA to do it, which gives rise to fears of ethnic massacres.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

bro you just had to vote for the kingfish in 1935

that's all you had to do bro and we fucked it up

Listen, there's 300k votes at large in AZ, here's how the Kingfish can still win.

 

[muh_moobs]

Apparently, and they've been manually entered. My assumption is that maybe they didn't have dates of birth or something and they just set them to a default value but idk.

I think you're right about some of them. But no one names their kid Voltaire anymore, so that one's probably fraudulent.

 

[SPhobos]

Republicans are delusional faggots lmao

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

I really hope smug social media Democrats are expecting 4 years of tables-turned schadenfreude of Republican misery.
Unfortunately for them, they won't get the satisfaction, because:

1. Democratic tweeters have already blocked others with Republican-leaning opinions
2. Republican users probably make up 100% of those mass Twitter blocklists (or maybe 202%, amirite?)
3. Twitter actively censors or has banned anyone against the Democratic narrative, even censoring the President himself
4. Republicans will bitch for a while, but won't waste 4 years throwing temper tantrums and REEEEEing as Reps are typically older and have better things to do



edit: I haven't seen Trump's vote count budge a fucking inch on Google over 24 hours but Biden keeps racking 'em up like wildfire. Have a hard time believing that

edit2: sure didn't take long to stumble across this relevant take

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Even if Trump loses this thing, the Republican Party has been irrevocably changed. For the better IMO. I am tentatively hype for the new Cruz 2.0 to run for President in 2024.

I am legitimately hype for someone who isn't an old establishment hack to run in 2024. I was excited to vote for Cruz in 2016, I would proudly be a Cruz Missile again in 2024.

 

[ravensboy]

Listen, there's 300k votes at large in AZ, here's how the Kingfish can still win.

you know whats hilarious about that 75 million people in america at the time of his presidential run were in clubs ran and supported by his followers. If he hadn't been shot there's a big chance he could have become president. That's why they killed him. Can't have any third parties winning in america! No sir! Only two choices available to give that sweet illusion of choice!

 

[Revo]

You can see my delimma, I hate elections. Every time there is an election I just boil with white hot rage for days.

Basically, don't take it personally.

lol calm down

 

[A Grey Cat]

Georgia is expected to Tally up the last of the votes within the hour or so. It would be such a laugh to think the former capital state of the confederacy would rather have Joe "influx of poc and no more white people" Biden than Trump for 4 more years. But I wouldn't count on them going blue.


Penn and NV are finally also supposedly on the verge of a final count and if mi wi and other states are any indication you can be full of rednecks in every other county but if your cities are libtard havens then you're an honary blue State

 

[JaneThough]

Even if Trump loses this thing, the Republican Party has been irrevocably changed. For the better IMO. I am tentatively hype for the new Cruz 2.0 to run for President in 2024.

Cruz? Fuck you, 2024 is the year of JEB.


please clap

 

[CatboyCumDump]

And when that goes goes nowhere, then what? Maybe I'm just a pessimist, but I feel like Biden is going to get in no matter what. We will have to see who "wins" first before any of this though.

then you get your chink social credit system you've always dreamed of. Don't talk bad about VP Harris or you will not be allowed to take out a loan this year.

 

[Andrew Neil]

4. Republicans will bitch for a while, but won't waste 4 years throwing temper tantrums and REEEEEing

You just spent four bullet points doing so, it's not unrealistic to extrapolate from that.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I think its funny that even with the complete backing of the entire news-media-silicon valley complex, information control, and mail in ballot shenanigans the left barely managed to squeak by with a heavily disputed win and they are trying to smug post about it.

I'd be willing to concede and give it to them the same way a father would purposely lose a game of checkers against their child because it's good for their child's emotionally wellbeing if it wasn't for Harris.

Edit: lol the neg ratings. Cry more.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I really hope smug social media Democrats are expecting 4 years of tables-turned schadenfreude of Republican misery.
Unfortunately for them, they won't get the satisfaction, because:

1. Democratic tweeters have already blocked others with Republican-leaning opinions
2. Republican users probably make up 100% of those mass Twitter blocklists (or maybe 202%, amirite?)
3. Twitter actively censors or has banned anyone against the Democratic narrative, even censoring the President himself
4. Republicans will bitch for a while, but won't waste 4 years throwing temper tantrums and REEEEEing as Reps are typically older and have better things to do

They already find 1 or 2 and act like it's representative of everyone with a right-wing view.

"Here's a guy who said kill all niggers on Twitter, here's him also saying he supports freedom of speech. Coincidence, or another Russian plot "

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Republicans are delusional faggots lmao

Everyone in this godamn thread is a delusional faggot to some extent

 

[ravensboy]

then you get your chink social credit system you've always dreamed of. Don't talk bad about VP Harris or you will not be allowed to take out a loan this year.

My biggest question is how they're going to push this through without amending the first amendment. Where's the sweet sugar to let the poison go down easy?

 

[LUNEKO]

Good morning. They still haven't finished counting

Aparently the undead population of the USA was motivated to come out and vote! many votes to count not enough manpower!

 

[Bongocat]

Dude, zimbabwe has better anti-fraud measures than the US right now, only really shitty part is it literally collects their DNA to do it, which gives rise to fears of ethnic massacres.

They will start doing that here when they implement reparations tax for whites. It will be the only viable way to decide who pays and who doesn't.

(Autist rate me all you want, you know that's coming.)