Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Standardized Profile]

A voting test shouldn't be about education but the capacity to have a cohesive system of beliefs outside of "muh team."

We already have a test for potential voters. It's the citizenship test given to foreign nationals seeking naturalization. Everyone on the right and left seems fine with this, when we apply it to foreigners. So give the same test to native born Americans. If you pass it, your state gives you a voting certificate and all other states have to recognize it. If you fail, you shame your forefathers and get to try again with a different set of questions.

 

[TFT-A9]

Easy in the short term but more retarded in the long term.

You think they care about the long term? They're not gonna live forever, and if they can't take it with them when they die, fuck it. This is why the easy, short-term "fix" is going to be more palatable. Less work, they see immediate payoff, and who cares what happens after? They'll have an escape hatch by then, or be dead.

 

[King's Gambit Accepted]

Stop trying to Jew people.

This doesn't prove anything? One minute of footage of people yelling?

If there was a solid case, the Trump team wouldn't be laughed out of court every suit.

 

[All becomes gunt]

You think they care about the long term? They're not gonna live forever, and if they can't take it with them when they die, fuck it. This is why the easy, short-term "fix" is going to be more palatable. Less work, they see immediate payoff, and who cares what happens after? They'll have an escape hatch by then, or be dead.

This right here is the insight of todays libshits and lefties.
>Lets get fucked by every dick under the sun, my body my choice bigot. 2 years later : OOOH NO I HAVE MORE STDS THAN A PHILIPINESE LADYBOY AND NO FEELING IN MY WOMB AFTER 5 ABORTIONS ;-;.
>I want to chop off my genitals and become a real queen . After the surgery: AAAAAAA THE PAIN I HAVE TO DILATE AND COUGH UP HAIRBALLS FROM MY GAPING WOUND LIKE A CAT IN A HOT SUMMER. TOTALLY NORMAL BTW LET ME FIND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE RESTROOM. I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
>I only like men i am gay now . Some time passes: AWWW FUCK I HAVE AIDS NOW AND MY RECTUM IS PROLAPSED AND PERFORATED . LET ME ADOPT A LITTLE BOY TO FUCK UP SOMEONE ELSE AS MY LEGACY.

Honestly if their impact on society nowadays wasnt so detrimental they would be quite the entertaining horror shows.
Edit:

We already have a test for potential voters. It's the citizenship test given to foreign nationals seeking naturalization. Everyone on the right and left seems fine with this, when we apply it to foreigners. So give the same test to native born Americans. If you pass it, your state gives you a voting certificate and all other states have to recognize it. If you fail, you shame your forefathers and get to try again with a different set of questions.

The first question should always be:
Are traps gay?

 

[BigRed236]

i committed voter fraud and i'm not afraid of the consequences

 

[EyelessMC]

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A few thoughts:
1. Tucker is the least worst on TV, especially at Fox, which we know has been leaning further left for a while now
2. That woman looks like a fish creature wearing a prosthetic face
3. If she does have evidence then it wouldn't be smart to broadcast it to television or share it at all since trials are underway. Though she should stop repeating about having evidence so as to stop the influx of natural inquiries if it bothers her that much. Stupid.
4. Fish lady might be making up that they have evidence of "who dunnit" and only has evidence that the system was rigged, perhaps using the same program that was used in the 2016 vid posted by Bitchtopher Columbitch about the Dominion voting system and fractional voting.

I think Tucker's monologue was telling on a number of fronts, but especially by leaving out what her actual response was to their repeated, albeit polite, requests for evidence. Honestly fish lady might be riding vapor, just making leaps this whole time and only worsening the suspicion of what people who don't get their news from TV and Snopes know is the blatantly obvious.

Someone should tweet Tucker the fractional voting video...is what I want to say, but remember point 1. I doubt Fox--the mainstream channel that pretends not to be mainstream--would entertain that for long. They didn't even follow up on the live confession of the Chinese refugee scientist saying Covid was China-made.

He bragged about seeking out truths that people view as "conspiracy theory", like UFOs, but UFOs don't have catastrophic geopolitical ramifications like a man-made virus leak or, in this case, the manufactured schizophrenia of the presidential election.

Compared to "Germ Games" and fractional voting, ayy lmao are the least troubling concept.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

You literally just assumed you were being attacked because I used Democrats as an example. That's just tribalism clouding your reason.

I don't believe you're attacking me, and I'm not a Democrat. However, I'm skeptical of anyone who thinks society's problems are caused by the masses being less intelligent or perceptive than they themselves are.

We already have a test for potential voters. It's the citizenship test given to foreign nationals seeking naturalization. Everyone on the right and left seems fine with this, when we apply it to foreigners. So give the same test to native born Americans. If you pass it, your state gives you a voting certificate and all other states have to recognize it. If you fail, you shame your forefathers and get to try again with a different set of questions.

Would people without voting certificates still be obliged to pay taxes?

 

[CWCchange]

This doesn't prove anything? One minute of footage of people yelling?

If there was a solid case, the Trump team wouldn't be laughed out of court every suit.

Taping pizza boxes to the window, and they got nothing to hide. We all know.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Hopefully electric Pence is recharging for the next time.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Taping pizza boxes to the window, and they got nothing to hide. We all know.

To be fair, would you want to try to count ballots with these people screeching at you?

 

[Spoonge]

This post election legal battle has brought up a lot of evidence pointing to voter fraud (no widespread conspiracy yet, but a lot of little fires can be just as damaging as a big one) and a metric shitload of shady examples of 'human error' and 'coincidences' that we should all just shut up and ignore.
Well in the immortal words of the greatest spoonhead to ever spoon;
"I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences."

Sure. It could all be serendipity. Could be the big G-man upstairs has decided to grace us all with a Biden presidency for his own shits and giggles. Could be that nothing comes from this and no matter how much I dread it the sniffer in chief is going to die in the oval office instead of in the basement where he belongs.
But I'm not going to roll over and trust this many fucking coincidences. Nobody sane should.

Unless you've got a race in this horse and want Biden to win, in which case yeah do whatever you can to force the opposition into compliance, I get it. A win is a win is a win.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Side bite Trump Jr has the covid.

Twitter is taking the news with it's usual grace.

EDIT: sorry, thought I was in the TDS thread. mb.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trump is trying to throw out early votes in only two Wisconsin counties; the ones where they voted mostly Democrat lol. Totally not trying to rig it though

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Hey look, I found the FBI!

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I want to see Ivankas tits.

 

[CWCchange]

To be fair, would you want to try to count ballots with these people screeching at you?
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I wouldn't know, because I'm not retarded enough for my cognitive ability in spamming Biden votes to cease over people sperging from the corner of my eye.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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Sloppy job mossad

 

[4AMPudding]

Shoot, in my dream world fantasy of license to vote, I even support classes to help pass this test. At least in the process you will have to learn what you need to make informed decisions.

I know it's not a perfect plan but I am really concerned about mob rule.

It's why I don't like mail-in ballots since its making democracy bend over backwards for the most apathetic of voters who cant bother going to a polling place.

Realistically, the best way to have a voting system is to only allow people who are invested in the country to vote. aka, tax payers/land owners. people who are on welfare arent allowed to vote for x amount of years after coming off of it. people who don't own property/land aren't allowed to vote. On top of that, only allow 1 vote per person who reaches those criteria.
Edit: i should also add onto this: Spouces of taxpayers/land owners aren't allowed to vote, neither are children of them. Only individuals themselves that pay taxes or own property/land are allowed to vote.
Edit 2: as a reply to @All becomes gunt , Only citizens that have been born in america, with parents that have been born in america are allowed to vote. No dual citizens are allowed to vote.

 

[Muh Vagina]

Crossposting from the TES thread because this is so fucking funny.

Which one of you A & N regulars cried to Uncle Rush? Fess up.