Official Kiwi Farms American-Hate Thread - stinky unculutured trash with no ability to buy cheese

[Not a bee]

Hi American intruding here with a question:
How come every time someone dies from something "controversial" Americans send up a gofundme for them? Like, is this purely an American thing or is it just a Western thing?

 

[Peep Plops]

Fat, retarded, bible-thumping toothless hicks donating their meager pensions to an elderly con-man in orange clown because he said all your problems are due to immigration and your retarded arms factory of a country being treated "unfairly" by the mean europeans. A people so stupid they cannot even differentiate different european countries and talk about it as if it was a single nation. A people so fat and stupid that large parts of the country have living standards at a sub-saharan level. Just lol at your whole clownshow of a nation.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Josh didn’t even bother to learn the language of any of the places he moved to lol.

He's dyslexic, give him a break.

 

[grimacefetishist]

I hate it when Americans put things on high shelves and piss on the floor.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It's funny that the posters that I always disagree with everything else on are always 100% spot on about America and especially its food.

Fat, retarded, bible-thumping toothless hicks donating their meager pensions to an elderly con-man in orange clown because he said all your problems are due to immigration and your retarded arms factory of a country being treated "unfairly" by the mean europeans. A people so stupid they cannot even differentiate different european countries and talk about it as if it was a single nation. A people so fat and stupid that large parts of the country have living standards at a sub-saharan level. Just lol at your whole clownshow of a nation.

I'm guessing this is a joke or copypasta I don't recognize, but Europeans aren't often as enlightened on the globe as you think they are--most people just learn things the same way Americans do, passively, it's just that Europe has other cultures way more close to you.

Many Europeans still view America as if its in the 90s, still a prospering beacon of freedom. Which it isn't. Many people don't realize this or don't think about it enough, but our political forces found ways around the political process to get what they want--the law is game over. Some part of the federal government may lean on ISPs to kick off KF since they can't pass a law, for example, just like how Schiff was caught in the Twitter leaks trying to get people he disagreed with banned, just imagine how many times that's been done we haven't heard about. I can guarantee you (hell, I can confirm it) reddit works closely with political forces and the FBI for political purposes.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Definitely

 

[NaggotFigger]

I hate everything about Amerimutts. Kept seeing a landwhale everytime I drive outside, and their tourist attitude. All they do during their trips on my city was no less than just munching for fatty food.

 

[i440BX]

My opinion as an uninformed retard:

Things I like about US:
- True Freedom of Speech. No hate speech laws.
- Way better economy than where I live
- Tons of cheap used cars
- Less taxation than in EU countries

Things that I dislike at US:
- Woke virus (Also in Western Europe)
- Disappointing food
- Too many retards with guns
- A lot of ego-centrism (Also in Western Europe)
- Lack of regulations regarding corporate fuckery, lobbying

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Hi American intruding here with a question:
How come every time someone dies from something "controversial" Americans send up a gofundme for them? Like, is this purely an American thing or is it just a Western thing?

US is one of the most expensive countries for funerals (third most expensive as of 2021) so the funds are typically meant to cover those costs as well as to "take care of" family left behind because most of the people who die involved in controversies are from families who are piss poor (ie George Floyd). Also the US is lawsuit-happy compared to most other countries (in the top 5 most litigious countries) so funds may also go to legal fees for wrongful death or whatever else the deceased persons family can come up with.

 

[Devout Muslim]

What I don't like about America is how its woke politics is getting exported to other countries. Here in Ireland, we had a Nigger who was shot after swinging a knife at the police and they started doing BLM protests. I've also seen Nigerians ramble on about how they are owed reparations from us as if the dole they're sponging off the government courtesy of the taxpayer isn't enough.

Hahahahah imagine being Irish. Your ancestors spent 200 years kicking the Crown out only for your parents to replace it with the EU and import millions of niggers.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

>open any american app like netflix or spotify
>Suddenly an horde of niggers and rainbow parade of faggots in every single thumbnail
>Every single movie, tv show, podcast, comedy special, cartoon show, news, musical performer, etc. Is all nigger and faggots and cancerous liberal womahn who thinks sex work is real work
>Every single american ad is promoting niggerfaggotry

In time i grew to hate them

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

My opinion as an uninformed retard:

Things I like about US:
- True Freedom of Speech. No hate speech laws.

You didn't lie about the uninformed retard part

 

[i440BX]

Does US have hate speech? In western Europe you are fucked if you say controversial things.

 

[Law]

When will this thread be moved to Deathfats?

 

[Black Spruce]

Headed down to Florida this month to get away from the constant snow storms and freezing temperatures. Haven't been in the US for a decade so it'll be interesting to see just how much worse the experience is since last time. I dunno. Those five consecutive nigger moments I witnessed/had forced on me back in Baltimore are gonna be hard to beat.

 

[Scipio Neomericanus]

It's funny when US soldiers kill themselves or get blown up by sand niggers.

Ok, but have you considered that US soldiers blow themselves up for sand niggers?
Americans worship shitskins so much they'll set themselves on fire for them.

what really grinds my gears with my fellow citizens is just how many, both those who may agree with my world view or diverge from it tremendously, are near proud of being willfully ignorant. It's horrible when I sometimes talk to lefties and I can argue their own points better than they can or if I do find some people who agree with me they can't seem to articulate why they believe what they believe.

There are illiterate peasants in some shithole across the globe who probably has more of an understanding of history and culture than some of my "highly educated" peers here in the states.

I cosign this big time.

America has been feeding its citizens slop in every category since (at least) WW2.

American education has become slop. We're taught that America has always been #1, and at the same time it was the worst place in the world because muh niggers and muh redskins and muh colonialism. As if the rest of the world, including said niggers and redskins, never engaged in the same "colonialist" behaviors since time immemorial. It's the same for higher education, except this time you can't have an interpretation of America other than "America bad." The reaction to this, unfortunately, has been "America good." When you boil things down to mongoloid levels and never push for anything more introspective or productive, can we really be surprised that people can't do much more than regurgitate hot-button political position #23949?

American culture has become slop. I don't think America really had a real national culture in the first place and this is a fact that dates back to the founding of this country. It's a country of transplants. Every region has it's own culture that's fairly unique and interesting in its own way. Every region used to have a cuisine that was heavily influenced by the transplant cultures that settled there. Most of that is gone now save for a few holdouts. Instead of appreciating the best parts of the melting pot, we've distilled the contents of the melting pot into a monoculture of hot, pungent shit. Now we have Hollywood and McDonalds and Yeezy and Coca Cola and Kim Kardashian and...

American food has become slop. When did the American national cuisine become dominated by high fructose corn syrup, fast food chains and cholesterol?

I remember being taught this fucking song by my morbidly obese music teacher in elementary school.

I could keep going, but I feel like I'm beating a dead horse obese diabetic.
Can we really be surprised that our citizens have slop-tier views of how the world works when every one of them has been mainlining slop since birth?

Spoiler

“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
John Adams To Abigail Adams, 26 April 1777

 

[Dyn]

Ok, but have you considered that US soldiers blow themselves up for sand niggers?
Americans worship shitskins so much they'll set themselves on fire for them.

Good, Americans are worth less as human beings.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

American culture has become slop. I don't think America really had a real national culture in the first place and this is a fact that dates back to the founding of this country. It's a country of transplants. Every region has it's own culture that's fairly unique and interesting in its own way. Every region used to have a cuisine that was heavily influenced by the transplant cultures that settled there. Most of that is gone now save for a few holdouts. Instead of appreciating the best parts of the melting pot, we've distilled the contents of the melting pot into a monoculture of hot, pungent shit. Now we have Hollywood and McDonalds and Yeezy and Coca Cola and Kim Kardashian and...

American food has become slop. When did the American national cuisine become dominated by high fructose corn syrup, fast food chains and cholesterol?

I couldn't agree more. Nowawadays if you read or engage the classics or something of merit, people look at you like an idiot, then start talking about whether Spiderman could defeat the Silver Surfer or some fucking bullshit. I keep getting triggered by what I overhear people talk about. It's like everyone is a child these days. America is absolutely obsessed with and addicted to menial entertainment.

Does US have hate speech? In western Europe you are fucked if you say controversial things.

No, but the left is working hard on getting those laws passed, and the left-wing coalition is the reason the internet is censored. The system found ways to get what they want outside of the legal system just by leaning on people.

 

[Dyn]

Nowawadays if you read or engage the classics or something of merit, people look at you like an idiot, then start talking about whether Spiderman could defeat the Silver Surfer or some fucking bullshit. I keep getting triggered by what I overhear people talk about. It's like everyone is a child these days.

It's wild that you're like this but accuse other people of being too reddit. I mean, I have a soft spot for classic literature as well, but damn bro.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It's wild that you're like this but accuse other people of being too reddit. I mean, I have a soft spot for classic literature as well, but damn bro.

Okay, then. So who would win--Spiderman, or Silver Surfer? Kind of odd that you're implying redditors don't like Marvel shit...?