Official Kiwi Farms American-Hate Thread - stinky unculutured trash with no ability to buy cheese

[Dyn]

Okay, then. So who would win--Spiderman, or Silver Surfer? Kind of odd that you're implying redditors don't like Marvel shit...?

I was implying redditors are high on their own farts and think they're smarter and more cultured than everybody else. The capeshit is kind of irrelevant.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

YOUR LUCKY YOUR IN BRITBONGISTAN YOU STUPID LIMEY IF YOU WERE IN AMERICA I'D SHOOT YOU WITH MY BURGER GUN BEFORE RUNNING YOU OVER IN MY RASCAL AND SALUTING OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RONALD MCDONALD

 

[Obsessed snowman]

Dropping a bunch of mutteralds here

Spoiler: Burger

 

[Big Miss Steak]

As an American I can't stand how socially acceptable it has become to be morbidly obese. I'm not using hyperbole and I'm not talking about some chubbiness. I mean heavy breathing, struggling getting in and out of chairs or up and down stairs, sweating from walking between the store and the car. Some of this is due to the fact that a lot of areas in the country aren't "walkable" and need the use of a car, as well as the high amount of processed foods here. But more blame can be placed on the fact that it's acceptable here to be fat. Disgusting.

 

[Fever Dreaming]

Ok, but have you considered that US soldiers blow themselves up for sand niggers?
Americans worship shitskins so much they'll set themselves on fire for them.

Lol. This is also true, but I think if there are americans who don't already hate them, they quickly learn to if they're deployed to any of those countries. I heard a woman who was deployed (can't remember which country) and harassed by a group of them say something along the lines of, "maybe it's the sand mixed with chemicals that sweeps across them during storms that makes them retarded".

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

You will never be a real ethnic group. You have no identity. You have no non-corporate unique traditions. Your founding myth is the repudiation of your people's heritage. You are an Anglo-Saxon man twisted by centuries of unfiltered immigration into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “international cooperation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back nations mock you. Your economic peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Europeans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed people to sniff out mutts with incredible efficiency. Even yanks who “pass” as a European national look uncanny and unnatural to people of their respective “homelands”. Your complexion is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a country to sign a trade agreement, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your depraved, woke cultural imperialism.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that “white” is a real ethnic identity, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the proportion of white latinos, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll lose all patriotism, fall into terminal social decline, suffer a coup, and plunge into another civil war. The countries of your forebears will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with the thirteen stripes, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failed set of colonies are buried there. Your state apparatus will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a people that are unmistakably mixed.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

What about Dave Chappelle? He was big on Netflix for a while.

I hate all stand up comedians. Even the white ones fucking suck and spread cancer.

 

[N Space]

Airbus >> Boeing, also, MK Ultra was a thing

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I am fat and own many guns.

 

[webonoid]

I hate Americans that expects you to know everything about their culture when they reference it in their talks then get mad at you for being "ignorant" and telling you to "google is free, sweaty".
I hate anything past 1st gen diasporas, I hate interacting with them, I hate how they push Americanisms towards you while being "I'm totally not gentrified, I love my (insert faggot country they're from)'s culture" THEN starts pouring Americanism culture at you because its more welcome or some shit.

 

[Dyn]

I heard a woman who was deployed (can't remember which country) and harassed by a group of them say something along the lines of, "maybe it's the sand mixed with chemicals that sweeps across them during storms that makes them retarded".

Yes it must be sand and chemicals that makes these people harass me.

Surely it has nothing to do with me being part of an unwanted mutt invasion force ruining their country.

Surely.

 

[AmpleApricots]

An ok and diverse people. Bizarrely obsessed with black male genitalia.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

>Be American
>Import Africans to be slaves
>Their descendants are resentful due to their origins
>13/50
Should've picked your own cotton.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Americans suck at fucking driving. I don't think I've seen anyone here talk about this but Americans are terrible fucking drivers. They're either in a densely populated state and do fucking *insane* things behind the wheel or drive on empty roads most of their lives drive like it. Every time I go behind the wheel, I feel like I'm in mortal danger. It's only gotten worse since the Pandemic. I don't think I've had a single daily commute this week where I haven't had a near death experience.

Now let's talk about guns. You know what really grinds my gears as an American, especially lately? It's the "well we have guns" LARP. Okay, great, you have guns. But Meal Team Six isn't a thing. You have politicians literally burning your futures to the ground, actively destroying and trying to enslave you. You have DAs who are some of the most corrupt mother fuckers on the planet. You have judges that wipe their ass with our laws. My point is I'm just tired of hearing Americans drone on and on about some imaginary notion that Meal Team Six is going to save the US SOMEDAY when things get bad enough. It's very clear to me that Meal Team Six will never happen because nobody can agree on when "enough" is. I'm not encouraging anyone to do anything, but I'm just venting frustration over how big Amerimutts talk and how cucked they truly are.

I'll throw Amerimutts a bone here and say, politics don't hit close enough to home because they're not directly affecting your livelihood. But you know what does affect your livelihood? The public schools that groom your children into cutting their tits and dicks off and hating you. These people get away with it only because people let them. I'm not encouraging anyone to go nuclear, I'm just surprised more people aren't. I really feel like more people should be snapping about this but for some reason, they just aren't.

Fat, retarded, bible-thumping toothless hicks donating their meager pensions to an elderly con-man in orange clown because he said all your problems are due to immigration and your retarded arms factory of a country being treated "unfairly" by the mean europeans. A people so stupid they cannot even differentiate different european countries and talk about it as if it was a single nation. A people so fat and stupid that large parts of the country have living standards at a sub-saharan level. Just lol at your whole clownshow of a nation.

This is the American Hate Thread, so I won't harp on this for too long.You only think this way because your media feeds you the same garbage they try to feed us. The only difference is Burgers know the media lies. So I think a better question is, you don't live in America, why don't you keep getting American leftist news?

 

[JambledUpWords]

>Be American
>Import Africans to be slaves
>Their descendants are resentful due to their origins
>13/50
Should've picked your own cotton.

You are aware that majority of the time that happened, it was incentivized by British colonial rule? The British also controlled Jamaica at that time too, and that colony in particular was very profitable due to sugar production. The British themselves didn’t have many slaves on their mainland because that labor was outsourced to their colonies.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

You are aware that majority of the time that happened, it was incentivized by British colonial rule? The British also controlled Jamaica at that time too, and that colony in particular was very profitable due to sugar production. The British themselves didn’t have many slaves on their mainland because that labor was outsourced to their colonies.

>Listening to the British
That was their other mistake

 

[Fever Dreaming]

Yes it must be sand and chemicals that makes these people harass me.

Surely it has nothing to do with me being part of an unwanted mutt invasion force ruining their country.

Surely.

I have no goddamn idea of what goes on in the head of people who want to be a part of the US military.

 

[stupid frog]

I have no goddamn idea of what goes on in the head of people who want to be a part of the US military.

Different chemicals.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I have no goddamn idea of what goes on in the head of people who want to be a part of the US military.

Everyone I know my age who joined had Call of Duty Main Character syndrome or wanted the military to pay for their schooling

 

[Cronarch]

The thing I noticed about Americans is they seem to constantly go about doing things in the worst possible way, even when not doing anything would be a better course of action. I'll give some examples:

When choosing between a completely private or a socialised healthcare system, they choose to have the worst of both worlds where drug manufacturers and hospitals can charge whatever they want for products and services and the government will pay, no questions asked.

When choosing between no mandatory ID or a national ID system, they decide to not formally adopt any ID but instead de facto adopt an insecure tax ID that makes identity theft trivial.

When choosing whether to have a central banking system or not, instead of creating a normal state-run central bank, they create this Frankenstein semi-state abomination that is unaccountable to both the government and the people.

And finally, when choosing to be a white or third world country, they choose to be 56% white with major cities that are poorer and more dangerous than those of war-torn countries yet retaining the largest economy in the world and being the cultural centre of the western hemisphere.