Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[Chromeo]

When he realizes he's bi, paints his nails, or grows his hair out. I'm not opposed to any of that in theory but now I'm always wary he's a pervert baby troon.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Pleated front khakis, especially if there is a barely noticable stain on the front somewhere. Double especially if worn with a wallet chain or a retractable keychain.

...for clarification, a very noticeable stain or five, or otherwise indication of lack of laundering is BEYOND ick.

 

[isalaide]

There is no such thing as a 'bisexual man'. They are poofters who occasionally want to climb back in the closet. They will also give you AIDS. Anyone who wants pumped up the shitter is a faggot. No exceptions

 

[Red flag]

Brings up sex in any context immediately upon engaging in conversation.

Even if it's "just a joke haha", what he's really doing is crossing a very normal boundary virtually all women have. If you ask this type to stop bringing up sex, he'll tepidly apologise only to circle back to it very shortly after.

OOGA BOOGA MUH DICK types need to be culled.

 

[Thé au lait]

The only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned is any woman who gets antsy or objects to misandry.
It's not like she has any reason to cape for male approval and every single woman on Earth knows that men are shit, so why get weird when we say it?

 

[Treasure Champs]

That's right, I once lost all respect for another guy, when he handed me his laptop to do something with it and there was a folder literally named "Porn" right in the center of his desktop.
Have some sense of shame and at least name it "pr0n" or "movies2" and hide it in a cascade of subfolders, ffs. But good to learn he is an addicted retard early on.

It's perfectly explainable - whatever degenerate and humiliating shit is potentially there, it might be YOU who he imagines on the actress' place.

To be fair, it might not be porn. I have a folder of job application cover letters, password lists, copies of identification documents, and so forth that is marked something which is, well, NOT "juicy documents for snoopers". It might actually just be decent opsec. I am sure you probably know, having seen the man in question, which of the two possibilities is the right one. Unless by "another guy" you mean you are also a moid, in which case I am sure you are clueless.

 

[weirdMcGee]

- hentai and moeslop weebs
- wannabe feminist
- redditsexual (tl;dr: Men who like muscle mommies and barely legal femboys. 9/10 manchildern)
- Hates women, animals, and children
- Weird takes on women actually (the ones who believe all women are bisexual freak me the fuck out imo)
- Racist
- makes fun of my girly hobbies
- wanks it to porn
- fat guys, roidhogs, and skinny men

That's all for now all things considered.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

To be fair, it might not be porn. I have a folder of job application cover letters, password lists, copies of identification documents, and so forth that is marked something which is, well, NOT "juicy documents for snoopers". It might actually just be decent opsec. I am sure you probably know, having seen the man in question, which of the two possibilities is the right one. Unless by "another guy" you mean you are also a moid, in which case I am sure you are clueless.

Nono, I meant by that I lost respect for more guys and they are already listed ITT. And yes, it was porn, because I told him he should at least hide it out of plain sight and he said something along the lines that I am too prudish and sex is natural.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Nono, I meant by that I lost respect for more guys and they are already listed ITT. And yes, it was porn, because I told him he should at least hide it out of plain sight and he said something along the lines that I am too prudish and sex is natural.

Oh, ewwww. More fool me for giving the benefit of the doubt. "Sex is natural". Ick. At least have the grace to be embarrassed, jfc.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

- Doesn't Wash His Ass/Has No Self Respect
- Can't Form His Own Opinion/Uses Youtube Shorts or Tiktok To Form Opinions
- Can't Compromise On Anything (Ex. Wants Me To Get Into One Of His Hobbies, Can't Get Into One Of Mine)
- Pushy About Sex
- Doesn't Respect Dietary Preferences/Choices
- Downplays Mental Health
- Can't Take A Fucking Joke
- Won't Let Me Sperg About Interests
- Changes Personalities Dependant On Who Is Watching
- Consumes AI Porn/Lolicon
- Gets Mad About Guy Friends And Takes It Out On You
- Talks About Your Sex Life To Strangers
- Can't Get Off The Damn Game For More Than 5 Minuets To Clean/Take Care Of Chores

Most of this is from my last ex, who I was with for 7 years. He was my first boyfriend.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Never trust any man who's into anime.

 

[11apocalyptic11]

- Doesn't Wash His Ass/Has No Self Respect
- Can't Form His Own Opinion/Uses Youtube Shorts or Tiktok To Form Opinions
- Can't Compromise On Anything (Ex. Wants Me To Get Into One Of His Hobbies, Can't Get Into One Of Mine)
- Pushy About Sex
- Doesn't Respect Dietary Preferences/Choices
- Downplays Mental Health
- Can't Take A Fucking Joke
- Won't Let Me Sperg About Interests
- Changes Personalities Dependant On Who Is Watching
- Consumes AI Porn/Lolicon
- Gets Mad About Guy Friends And Takes It Out On You
- Talks About Your Sex Life To Strangers
- Can't Get Off The Damn Game For More Than 5 Minuets To Clean/Take Care Of Chores

Most of this is from my last ex, who I was with for 7 years. He was my first boyfriend.

All Good Points But Why Did You Type It Like This?

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

All Good Points But Why Did You Type It Like This?

Force of habit, admittedly am trying to break out of it cause I used to type like a little tard.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Forgot some.

• Idolizes piece of shit awful characters from media like Fight Club, American Beauty, and the Joker.
• Smokes weed or defends it.
• Tells me about his PC rig or computer parts type shit or generally acts like a PC mustard race faggot. (You can like PCs without being a faggot about it guys.)
• Unironically console warring while being an adult.
• Being into Pokemon.
• Disparages physical media.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Anyone who seems like someone my drug addict sister would find attractive. Don't be a thug, deadbeat, gangster(unless you're a worldwide computer god), pedo, junkie or whatever other kind of scumbag and you're golden. The bar is pretty low.

 

[sadbird]

• Can't endure 10 seconds worth of waiting without looking at the phone
• Can't talk about anything other than entertainment (video games, anime, cartoons, funny video)
• Has plush dolls/stuffies
• Zero tolerance for discomfort

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

• No understanding of personal boundaries.
• Self-proclaimed male feminists.
• Has no hobbies and/or actively shits on other people's hobbies.
• Lolicons.
• Not good with kids.
• Hates animals (especially cats).
• Treats female family members like shit.
• Unironically uses TikTok.
• Unironically takes advice from Andrew Tate and other cringey 'Manosphere' types.
• Unable to tell the truth (I hate liars).
• Manchildren who can't carry out basic chores and leaves me to do everything.

 

[Red flag]

Universal ick no matter who you are.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Universal ick no matter who you are.

She's right, but she's also talking with food in her mouth! That's also nasty!

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Excessive social media use/selfie posting. Social media is a woman’s vice and every man I’ve met who posts selfies has had weird closeted gay vibes. The most egregious one eventually did turn out to be bisexual on the down low and that’s how you get AIDS, ladies.

Similarly, men who use too many emojis. One every so often is fine, but using 2-3 or more in nearly every message is a sign of low intelligence, an attempt at manipulation, or a secret faggot.