Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

[Chromeo]

All Good Points But Why Did You Type It Like This?

by Fall Out Boy

 

[tygressofaera]

As a lesbian:
- Isn't female
- Can't drive
- Fat
- Bi, pan, or kweer
- Describes self as neurospicy, AuDHD, or any of the other fake illnesses we're making up to explain red40's
- Has a dog / likes dogs (especially pitbulls)
- Supports trannies
- Whatever the equivalent for Peter Pan Syndrome is for girls (10,000 squishmallows on her bed, watches Bluey, plays child games, etc)
- TDS
- Too much social media

 

[failed mist]

Balding, and attempting copes besides shaving it all off and just being bald. Worst is when he tries to be a hat guy.

If you're balding and your head is too weirdly shaped to shave it all off, that's Nature filtering you.

 

[David Byrne]

Hahaha. I’ve seen quite a few here that I agree with. I feel seen! Lately, my biggest ick with the male populace has been the emergence of this mullet-mustache combo:



Often found with a pack of American Spirits at a music event near you. Will force an awkward conversation about his totally up-and-coming venture into music/art/writing to hear himself speak, regardless of whether or not you’re listening. Usually idolizes Cobain, Sid Vicious, or some other “tortured artist” he’s comparing himself to. All of these things are icks with or without “the look,” but they usually go together.

It’s the brave new world reincarnation of this male archetype from the 2010s:

 

[Chromeo]

- Describes self as neurospicy, AuDHD, or any of the other fake illnesses we're making up to explain red40's

My aunt (not blood related) is a narcissist malingerer type, always giving herself and the people around her new labels, and she called me both "neurospicy" and "queer" during a car ride. I was so close to just throwing myself out of the car and rolling down the highway.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

-That shitty pedo mustache
-Obesity
-Smelling bad
-Bad dental hygiene
-Growing his hair out (because I worry he finna troon out)
-Pedophilia
-Cheating
-Any man that only wants me for a certain kind of child
-Zoophilia
-Necrophilia
-Being a loser
-Animé girl avatars
-FTMs (I don’t fuck atrophied vaginas)

 

[Catboi]

I need to add a new one that's been frustrating me lately

How many men bitch and moan about how they can't find a woman, then the second a woman shares their interests or values they sperg out going NO THAT MUST NOT BE A WOMAN WOMEN JUST DO WHAT THEY'RE TOLD BY SOCIETY WOMEN CAN'T HAVE INTERESTS OR HOBBIES LIKE MEN!! WOMEN CAN'T DO THAT!!

Trying to get out there as a right wing woman is having me run into so many of these guys and I'm ready to actually kill someone

 

[deermeat]

lesbian here
- rarely smiles
- hates anime
- uses the term "male gaze"
- smokes weed everyday/ every other day
- has that BPD face iykyk
- likes yaoi
- isnt transphobic
- is one of those men-defending "straight men dont have it easier than us" or "its not fair to kick men/straight women out of lesbian bars" type
- is asexual
- is hypersexual /into paraphilias (ie using Bag Dragon toys)
- obese
- likes Breadtube
- hates kids
- hates cats or hates dogs
- acts like an e girl online
- uses social media, mainly TikTok and Instagram

My aunt (not blood related) is a narcissist malingerer type, always giving herself and the people around her new labels, and she called me both "neurospicy" and "queer" during a car ride. I was so close to just throwing myself out of the car and rolling down the highway.

I feel like this is a BPD thing, man. My sister literally is the same way. These people act so neurotic yet put together at the same time.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

My aunt (not blood related) is a narcissist malingerer type, always giving herself and the people around her new labels, and she called me both "neurospicy" and "queer" during a car ride. I was so close to just throwing myself out of the car and rolling down the highway.

That shit is always so funny to me because what they're doing is essentially equivalent to calling you a retarded faggot and they don't realize it

 

[Karen Horney]

Medium to long-ish beards, doubly so on men who don't get any sun. The scraggly food catchers are gross, and the well-groomed ones are attached to assholes with insecurity issues. Makes me want to grab 'em by their chinny chin chin and slam them into something.

Wizard beards can be okay in a settled eccentric kind of way.

 

[Dolomite]

I found much of my icks here, so I'll include some that I can think of right now:

- Non-denominational, JW, or non-Christian men (Muslims and "reverts", Jews, atheists, etc.) are a hard pass.

- Untreated behavioral disorders. I don't have the patience or willpower to deal with them.

- Visibly balding and does nothing about it. You either keep a full head of hair or just shave it off; a Norwood 3 or higher looks pretty bad to me.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Men who carry polymer guns. Fucking disgusting.

 

[Otterly]

i once had a professor i admired for his skill at the subject matter who mentioned vhs porn one time and it immediately ruined my perception of him. it was utterly unprompted. i wasn't into him but the sensation was so powerful i think "mentioning porn at all" definitely counts.

Urgh. I’m an ex academic and one thing I realised is that there’s a significant number of male academics who prey on female students. i can spot them a mile off - it’s a very specific type. They think they’re gods gift and usually have a postdoc lover or two and try to fish for undergraduates as well. That’s what his comment was - deliberately provocative and sexual, and there will be some student who is naive enough to bite in a tutorial and it’ll go from there.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Urgh. I’m an ex academic and one thing I realised is that there’s a significant number of male academics who prey on female students. i can spot them a mile off - it’s a very specific type. They think they’re gods gift and usually have a postdoc lover or two and try to fish for undergraduates as well. That’s what his comment was - deliberately provocative and sexual, and there will be some student who is naive enough to bite in a tutorial and it’ll go from there.

Oh, so you're thinking of Heidegger:


(reference picture so people gt the ick of him, he's German)

Who at the time was 36, when she was 19 and had been one of her lecturers who she admired then they want on to have an affair. Which is funny as she was Jewish and Heidegger would end up joining the NSDAP.

 

[ComatoseShapeshifter]

-Westaboos and weaboos.
-Anime avatars, any "waifu" crap and simping for 2D drawings, especially if is into gachas.
-Short hair, bald. Sorry not sorry, but hair is one of the only things that makes men anyhow attractive.
-Flaming crybaby or a bigot who breathes hatred.
-Crossdressing, any other tranny and race play fetishes, kys if you're into.
-Edge lord, watches gore and shares homicidal fantasies everywhere.
-Zero hobbies, or if the only hobby is video games or comics.
-Forces religion on others.
-Not fat.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

a bigot who breathes hatred.

Aw man

 

[snowdunes]

Hahaha. I’ve seen quite a few here that I agree with. I feel seen! Lately, my biggest ick with the male populace has been the emergence of this mullet-mustache combo:

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Often found with a pack of American Spirits at a music event near you. Will force an awkward conversation about his totally up-and-coming venture into music/art/writing to hear himself speak, regardless of whether or not you’re listening. Usually idolizes Cobain, Sid Vicious, or some other “tortured artist” he’s comparing himself to. All of these things are icks with or without “the look,” but they usually go together.

It’s the brave new world reincarnation of this male archetype from the 2010s:

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Spoiler: Archive

 

[David Byrne]

Interesting that this pandemic started in Australia. The downtown district in my city has been teeming with these creatures since last fall.

 

[souschef]

Having a dick is a big turn off for me

 

[Lady Bizness]

• Dockers - add ick points if they're pleated front, khakis, or has one tiny stain on it.
• Any part of body feels like a squishmallow. Not exclusive to fat guys.
• Is gay. I'm always surprised at fag hags. Certainly some gay men are good-looking but the way they act is obnoxious.
• Has a romantic partner. What is this phenomena where supposedly a man who is already taken becomes validated as a mate and therefore attractive? My instincts say go with the loyal bird who will take his turn sitting on my eggs.
• Speaking of eggs, oval-shaped heads