Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Blackhole]

Here's a nice quote about men. Unfortunately, the author's name has been cropped.

Moids love to talk about their 'dark, sick sense of humour', until you make a joke at their expense, at which point you've suddenly gone too far and shouldn't talk any more. Absolutely cannot handle the banter.

I think they project and try to make out like women are these hysterical, puritanical, censorious, easily offended Karens, when really, all the biggest proponents of that sort of behaviour I have ever seen have been Y-chromes. Case in point, troons.

Men demean and degrade every single aspect of womanhood every single day, they call us whores, sluts, worthless, retarded, crazy, lesser-than, but when faced with even the slightest amount of mockery, not even an 1/10 of the hatred they direct against women every day, they sperg out immediately. "Calm and rational sex", my ass.

 

[SpookyObserver]

funniest people I've met irl have usually been women. Men have to cope that women are not funny as they point to the most low hanging fruit stand up comedians in a business where nepotism is the name of the game. Men irl can only share memes and repeat them 50 times in a week. My gf is genuinely funny because she can actually deliver a joke and understands that she can subvert expectations by not just sharing the same shit everyone else does except once in a blue moon. Moids jokes are usually just saying they want gay sex.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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Here's a nice quote about men. Unfortunately, the author's name has been cropped.

The quote is from the book "The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory" by Marilyn Frye (I haven't read it, but I know it's from there).

Men demean and degrade every single aspect of womanhood every single day, they call us whores, sluts, worthless, retarded, crazy, lesser-than, but when faced with even the slightest amount of mockery, not even an 1/10 of the hatred they direct against women every day, they sperg out immediately. "Calm and rational sex", my ass.

You don't even need to do anything to mock them in order to make them sperg out, all that's needed is to bring up crime statistics

 

[soft breathing]

Moids love to talk about their 'dark, sick sense of humour', until you make a joke at their expense, at which point you've suddenly gone too far and shouldn't talk any more. Absolutely cannot handle the banter.

If they make jokes at the expense of your looks or something like that, make a joke about how small their dick is and watch them lose it. Then hit them with "... ok, your dick is small. Got it. " and just walk away.

Moids jokes are usually just saying they want gay sex.

Average peak male humour be like: Muh penis, peepee poopoo, I had diarrhoea last week and shit my pants HAHAHA I'm the best, my ex so fat the sun is orbiting her fat ass, women bad, women stupid, women smelly, I'm not gay but here's another penis-joke, my mother's a whore just like you, all women are whores hahaha funneh... so why are you not laughing at muh jokes & not sucking my dick already?

I'm sorry for ranting, but I guess I'm just slightly overloaded with shit "jokes" I'm getting at work from male customers all the fucking time.

I can't look something up / do something because I don't have the system permissions for it? Older guy hits me with the "Hahaha, you women... you're better at OTHER things, probably, am I right? WINK WINK"

Dude's paying for his stuff at the checkout - "Ah, so does your husband know you're taking money from other men for a living?"

There's a lot. more but I don't want to shit up this thread even further.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Look it's some of that hilaaaaarious moid sense of humor! Or is it?

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

I'm sorry for ranting, but I guess I'm just slightly overloaded with shit "jokes" I'm getting at work from male customers all the fucking time.

Nah, it's true, just look at the top posts on the Tinder subreddit at any given time and it'll be full of excruciatingly painful, middle school "humor" and shitty pickup lines with comments that call the woman a frigid red flag bitch if she's not into it. And of course, bragging by OP if it somehow worked and they ended up having sex.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Very few men are actually funny, but all men think they are funny. A woman has a good sense of humor to a man if she laughs at his jokes, if she makes jokes herself she isn't funny unless she is also extremely hot. Anyone on the Internet who is funny has to be a man irl. Jokes about men are NOT FUNNY EVER. This reasoning is brought to you by "logical moid brain" and totally not centered entirely around their dicks. If Amy Schumer looked like Scarlett Johanson men would think she is hilarious.

 

[soft breathing]

Look it's some of that hilaaaaarious moid sense of humor! Or is it?

With a username like "playboi.loui" I'm more surprised that he even managed to impregnate some poor fucking woman. What a disgusting waste of space.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Very few men are actually funny, but all men think they are funny. A woman has a good sense of humor to a man if she laughs at his jokes, if she makes jokes herself she isn't funny unless she is also extremely hot. Anyone on the Internet who is funny has to be a man irl. Jokes about men are NOT FUNNY EVER. This reasoning is brought to you by "logical moid brain" and totally not centered entirely around their dicks. If Amy Schumer looked like Scarlett Johanson men would think she is hilarious.

There's no difference between the humour of sarah silverman and amy schumer but they love one and hate the other. I wonder why.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So Shoe0nHead's thread got featured because she had a baby with her bald beta orbiter she settled for (as is the fate of all pick-me's) and of course its full of men still sperging about egg carton memes and saying that Null got "owned" even though he was the only one telling the egg carton spergs to fuck off when they started calling her infertile on her 30th birthday. Null said she can still have kids if she wants to, so if anything he was proven right but ofc men can never admit they were wrong when they said she has "no eggs" anymore. They seriously believe that menopause starts at 30 and this must be some medical mystery.

Most of these guys have never even heard of her before outside of MATI but gotta chime in about how the "whuite race is saved" because a woman had a baby and that "radical feminists are seething"??? lmao. Just the most predictable/pol/tard posts over and over again. Honestly men should be banned from all of BP, they contribute absolutely nothing except for misogynistic pol-memes and discussion about weather or not they want to fuck the lolcow.

 

[Android raptor]

I'm sure a greater than zero amount of these guys moms had them in their 30s or even 40s, its wild the idea that women become infertile at 30 ever took off in the first place.

Lack of comprehensive sex ed, especially about female bodies and reproductive health, was a mistake.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Meanwhile Preggory is almost 40 and has zero chances at a wife and kids. Isn't that funny...



I thought 40 is the prime for men and the time where hot 18 year olds start throwing themselves at you to get some of that expired dusty sperm?

 

[soft breathing]

Lack of comprehensive sex ed, especially about female bodies and reproductive health, was a mistake

You could really repost a ton of posts from 'certain' posts on the farms to this subreddit here - r/badwomensanatomy

The comment(s?) about "can Shoe0nHead even lactate with her bolt-on-tits?" really got me. Like, dear Sir, you know you could just google if women with fake boobs can still breastfeed...? And even if they couldn't - formula doesn't kill a kid....?

 

[Inside your walls]

So Shoe0nHead's thread got featured because she had a baby with her bald beta orbiter she settled for (as is the fate of all pick-me's) and of course its full of men still sperging about egg carton memes and saying that Null got "owned" even though he was the only one telling the egg carton spergs to fuck off when they started calling her infertile on her 30th birthday. Null said she can still have kids if she wants to, so if anything he was proven right but ofc men can never admit they were wrong when they said she has "no eggs" anymore. They seriously believe that menopause starts at 30 and this must be some medical mystery.

Most of these guys have never even heard of her before outside of MATI but gotta chime in about how the "whuite race is saved" because a woman had a baby and that "radical feminists are seething"??? lmao. Just the most predictable/pol/tard posts over and over again. Honestly men should be banned from all of BP, they contribute absolutely nothing except for misogynistic pol-memes and discussion about weather or not they want to fuck the lolcow.

Honestly what's really annoying is the clowns in the thread going "See, every woman wants a baby!!", despite that fact that Sh0e/June was always super vocal about wanting children, especially with Preggory, with the only problem being that Preggory didn't want to grow out of his reddit BDSM master DD/LG edgelord persona and was the one pulling Sh0e by the nose by telling her they're totally gonna get married, settle down and have a family while constantly delaying the first steps to that plan and the whole engagement being just Preggory giving Sh0e the "shut up" ring. Also, it was very obvious he was planning to monkey branch from June for someone more better, given the moment they broke off, he was dating some a more mature and sophisticated Aussie woman until she dumped him (deserved!).

Hmmm.. It's almost like women are the first ones to take step initiating the idea of getting married and having children. Despite moids online, especially "trad" ones who perpetuate this idea how poor sad lonely men in present day can't get married because all those jezebel women today would rather be partying, twerking, eating hot chip, lying and working than settle down and be a mother is.. Pardon my French- an actual load of horseshit.

The ongoing gaslighting campaign moids do online about how they were ALWAYS for the idea of marriage and children is so disgusting, if that was truly the case then we wouldn't have a catalogue of media for men, by men from 15-35 years ago where the concept of marriage was associated with being shackled/enslaved and women were written/depicted as lunatics trying to trap men into marriage through manipulative tactics, also we wouldn't have an entire sub-group of humor created by boomer men where the punch line is "I HATE MY BITCH WIFE!"

 

[Lidl Drip]

June having a baby is a slap to the face to all the 40+ year old men on here who constantly talk about how every woman above 25 is an empty egg carton and they are seething because a woman in her 30s who has spent her youth promiscuous, doing weird public sex shit and bathing in male attention got a husband and a baby in the end. It doesn't fit their narrative at all.

Ofc they gotta project their obvious mating-insecurity onto women and talk about how jealous women must be of her. To a KF moid securing a bangmaid is basically an impossible feat so I can understand why they hate being reminded that it's them who are staring down eternity forever alone and they won't even be the beta orbiter that a girl settles for like June's husband. Too bad, so sad.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

June having a baby is a slap to the face to all the 40+ year old men on here who constantly talk about how every woman above 25 is an empty egg carton and they are seething because a woman in her 30s who has spent her youth promiscuous, doing weird public sex shit and bathing in male attention got a husband and a baby in the end. It doesn't fit their narrative at all.

Ofc they gotta project their obvious mating-insecurity onto women and talk about how jealous women must be of her. To a KF moid securing a bangmaid is basically an impossible feat so I can understand why they hate being reminded that it's them who are staring down eternity forever alone and they won't even be the beta orbiter that a girl settles for like June's husband. Too bad, so sad.

Just to add insult to injury the chad greg who dumped her at the time for younger version of her because she is old ™ is now wallowing single middle aged guy who probably lives with his parents and churns out videos to make pocket money off of YouTube. Which kills their whole premise men in their 40s are in demand. Yeah no ask greg how that worked out for him.


NGL i am tempted to leave a comment congrats on the baby i heard june got a boy . Just to twist the knife.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It is funny how fast the average moid will claim whatever guy a woman ends up settling down with is a “beta.” The guys I see in real life that are in happy marriages would get classified as “beta” to these terminally online retards. A guy that actually shows affection and treats his wife to nice things isn’t “simping,” it’s how you keep a marriage intact. A guy that is willing to, and does some of the housework isn’t a “beta.” A guy that isn’t afraid to show sensitivity isn’t a “beta,” and a guy that is actually there for his kids is definitely not a “beta.” Being an emotionless muscle head that only knows how to smoke, shoot guns, and work a corporate job isn’t desirable to most women. Moids often mistake their own fantasies as reality, then get mad when they get shown time and time again that the guys they discount as “betas” are the ones actually getting married and having kids, not them.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I came in here to post my annoyance about the reaction to Shoe's happy news.

I am glad I am not alone.

People acting like the kid is going to have downs, autism or some other deformity because she is ""old"".

Or even those saying she is going to kill the baby, throwing around SIDS jokes, really disgusting shit.

They are so butthurt, also, I don't find her husband attractive in the slightest, but the guy is a lawyer and a god fearing man, and honestly appears to have pulled June together since they became an item, so I'll say again, happy for her, I hope he is a good man and sticks to his values and treats her and the baby well.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I came in here to post my annoyance about the reaction to Shoe's happy news.

I am glad I am not alone.

People acting like the kid is going to have downs, autism or some other deformity because she is ""old"".

Or even those saying she is going to kill the baby, throwing around SIDS jokes, really disgusting shit.

They are so butthurt, also, I don't find her husband attractive in the slightest, but the guy is a lawyer and a god fearing man, and honestly appears to have pulled June together since they became an item, so I'll say again, happy for her, I hope he is a good man and sticks to his values and treats her and the baby well.

There are plenty of young mothers that have kids with birth defects too, but they don’t seem to be mentioned as often. Also, Downs cases in particular are still rare. It’s only until age 40 for women that chances of a baby with Downs is 1 in 10.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Just to add insult to injury the chad greg who dumped her at the time for younger version of her because she is old ™ is now wallowing single middle aged guy who probably lives with his parents and churns out videos to make pocket money off of YouTube. Which kills their whole premise men in their 40s are in demand. Yeah no ask greg how that worked out for him.


NGL i am tempted to leave a comment congrats on the baby i heard june got a boy . Just to twist the knife.

It wouldn't surprise me if he already knows. The timing of June's announcement and that of his posts seem too close to be a coincidence.

Nevermind the fact that Shuwu is likely going to be an insufferable boy mom for a second, his trajectory has been absolutely hilarious. First, he divorces his wife for a Youtuber he started flirting with online, then he dumps that doormat girlfriend for an Aussie podcaster, then he dumps her too because she had a cancer scare (classic male behavior), and now he has nothing. It's obvious he thought he could just keep going until he found a 10/10 high value bang maid, but now he has to face the reality that it's not going to happen. Meanwhile, the doormat girlfriend he dumped for not being good enough has moved on and started a family. No wonder he sounds like he's close to offing himself – when reality hits it's always a hard wake up call for smug scrotes like Greg who believe only the perfect woman is good enough for them, even if they have nothing to offer in return.