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While I'm sure they exist, I have never personally met a woman who has ever destroyed her own property in a fit of anger. Whereas most of the men I interact with will jokingly reference a time they punched their computer monitor or something equally chimp-brained as if it is a totally reasonable thing to do.

"Women are too emotional" my ass.
i will admit i used to hit my computer whenever it started lagging. the key thing here, though, is that i was a kid, i grew out of it after middle school, it was never hard enough to damage the machine, and my pissiness came from a combination of undiagnosed problems.

can attest to this personally. It's mommy pickmeism. The shit my brothers have gotten away with while my mom scolded my sister and I for MUCH less is insane. They hold their moidlings to different, bar-in-hell standards because they fear not having male validation that much.
fucking hell man, i'm so sorry from the bottom of my heart. boymoms are frustrating beyond words and having to live with one as well as a male genetic typo sounds like a cruel joke from the universe.
 
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i will admit i did use to hit my computer whenever it started lagging. the key thing here, though, is that i was a kid, i grew out of it after middle school, it was never hard enough to damage the machine, and my pissiness came from a combination of undiagnosed problems.
Few men seem to actually grow out of it, though. I've heard men chatting about how they punched a hole in a door, or wall, or table, who were well into their thirties. They laugh about it, find it funny.
 
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i will admit i did use to hit my computer whenever it started lagging. the key thing here, though, is that i was a kid, i grew out of it after middle school, it was never hard enough to damage the machine, and my pissiness came from a combination of undiagnosed problems.
Sometimes I hit my keyboard if I’m stuck on a particularly frustrating portion of a video game (Or furiously wiggle the analog sticks really hard if I’m using a controller). I’ve never actually damaged anything like that though since I don’t have man-strength. Plus my current keyboard is a fancy Keychron one with an aluminium frame so even in a parallel universe where I had Bossmanjack tier feminine tardrage it’d be really hard to damage it.


Few men seem to actually grow out of it, though. I've heard men chatting about how they punched a hole in a door, or wall, or table, who were well into their thirties.

Speaking of man-strength, my sister‘s fiancé learned how to repair game controllers because he would get really tense while playing FIFA and had a tendency to literally squeeze the controller super hard until it stopped working. I’ve never personally met any moids of the furniture-smashing variety though, touch wood.
 
Where does this ddlg shit come from, is it some weird pedo adjacent fetish or something?
Yes. It's one of the many horrors to come out of Tumblr, it belongs to the "BDSM umbrella" and it's used by pedos to groom minors and to get off from their fetish in a legal way when their victims (I refuse to call them girlfriends) are over 18. It's an abusive relationship where the girl infantilizes herself (using the excuse of "regression", they pretend it's some sort of immovable gender identity) and calls him, well, "dad". And you can imagine the rest. Degenerate adult troons also play at this shit, because of course they do.

I can't give too many details because I don't want to dox myself, but I knew one guy irl who got arrested for having CSAM on his computer. He essentially got off with a slap on his wrist. Years later he got put away for grooming and sexually abusing a teen girl (he was late twenties, she must have been fourteen or fifteen) who called him "daddy" and thought she was in love with him. That's the reality of DDLG.
 
1) I'm really fucking sorry any of that shit happened, thats fucking horrifying (among other strong adjectives the English language doesn't have).
I'm terribly sorry, @Bronze Age Baddie. Despite it all, you went on and have your own life and that is something to be incredibly proud of. It's fucking disgusting how brothers get coddled by their parents no matter how psychopathic they are, while sisters are neglected and full-out abused. Still happens to this day. Best to you.
fucking hell man, i'm so sorry from the bottom of my heart. boymoms are frustrating beyond words and having to live with one as well as a male genetic typo sounds like a cruel joke from the universe.
Thank you all for your support, I rarely get to talk about this as sped moids are so coddled and their behavior overlooked. It's why I advocate for aborting these scrotes before they have a chance to do any damage. Behaviorally challenged males are notorious for their aggressive/sexually aggressive behavior in a way that demonstrates the natural divide between them and women. I've never heard of a sped woman committing such acts.

It genuinely makes me seethe watching a mother wrangle her tard moidling, knowing he's little more than a walking future rape conviction to be swept under the rug. I hate to think there's a daughter in the mix who will have her own issues or achievements overlooked in favor of cheering him on when he learns to wipe his ass at 17. Or worse, a daughter who will be collateral damage due to his behavior.

My brother could pass as normal given you didn't have more than a 5 minute conversation with him. Even then, at most you'd be able to tell he was a little dumb. It scares me to know there's other men like that out there, not visibly off but unfettered tard rage under the surface. Not a day goes by that I don't wish he was missing not just the extra Y chromosome but the one X too.
 
Where does this ddlg shit come from, is it some weird pedo adjacent fetish or something?
It's pretty much simulated pedophilia. There's absolutely no way a grown men could possibly be aroused by his "girlfriend" dressing up and acting like a child, unless he thought there was something sexually attractive about children.

It's one of the many horrors to come out of Tumblr,
To be fair to the hellsite that is tumblr - ddlg (or "ageplay") is older than tumblr, but it has definitely proliferated on tumblr and has now apparently been completely normalized.

It's an abusive relationship where the girl infantilizes herself (using the excuse of "regression", they pretend it's some sort of immovable gender identity) and calls him, well, "dad".
The worst part is, I've seen so many of these girls claim that this kink is just a way for them to deal with trauma, but being in what is essentially an abusive relationship with a men who is almost certainly a pedo is a terribly unhealthy approach to dealing with your trauma.
 
Sometimes I hit my keyboard if I’m stuck on a particularly frustrating portion of a video game (Or furiously wiggle the analog sticks really hard if I’m using a controller). [...] Speaking of man-strength, my sister‘s fiancé learned how to repair game controllers because he would get really tense while playing FIFA and had a tendency to literally squeeze the controller super hard until it stopped working.
the hardest i grip the controller out of vidya anger is. like. enough to make the plastic squeak a little bit. fifafags confirmed to be pathetic manchildren. wouldn't you learn to keep a less fragile, expensive rage toy around after the first half dozen times you literally squeeze the life out of an electronic?
 
Sometimes I hit my keyboard if I’m stuck on a particularly frustrating portion of a video game (Or furiously wiggle the analog sticks really hard if I’m using a controller). I’ve never actually damaged anything like that though since I don’t have man-strength. Plus my current keyboard is a fancy Keychron one with an aluminium frame so even in a parallel universe where I had Bossmanjack tier feminine tardrage it’d be really hard to damage it.
I usually just turn off the game and walk away if I find that I'm struggling too much on any particular obstacle. Even when I'm mad, I get particularly nervous that I might break controllers and/or the keyboard if I don't just let it go.

I spent too much $$ having a cute version of all gaming equipment. I don't want to break anything.

I don't understand how Moids can break controllers/keyboards like they don't cost anything. Even the most basic ones don't come cheap.
 
Men have morals, that's why OnlyFans (owned by a man) has made 2 BILLION dollars. All those moral men.

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I'm slightly nostalgic for the first week OnlyFans was a thing and it was just Patreon but permitted NSFW content like nudity, gore or whatever else, and my first thought was "this would be great for horror artists who want to create things that get banned on other sites for being too grotesque" but society thought different. Very different. I might be an out of touch autist but there are an uncountable number of porn sites. When will society (men) be satisfied? Never, obviously but still.
 
Women should absolutely have the unquestionable right not to date bi moids. There’s a reason most of you are uncomfortable with the idea, especially before getting psy op’d into eroding your boundaries and standards. They’re entitled plague rats who usually hate women more than straight (and gay) men do and often have even more porn addiction and selfish kinks too. Plus they’ll likely troon out on you.
 
Women should absolutely have the unquestionable right not to date bi moids. There’s a reason most of you are uncomfortable with the idea, especially before getting psy op’d into eroding your boundaries and standards. They’re entitled plague rats who usually hate women more than straight (and gay) men do and often have even more porn addiction and selfish kinks too. Plus they’ll likely troon out on you.
Bisexuals are more sexually and psychologically deranged than faggots. At least faggots picked a side.
 
Bisexuals are more sexually and psychologically deranged than faggots. At least faggots picked a side.
Was just about to say this, male bisexuals are just fags who were too chicken shit to fully commit to the bit, one foot in the closet type shit. Many bisexual men say if they hadn't grown up with xyz boundaries they would have been just gay. Also people assume it was closeted gay guys who mostly spread shit like HIV/AIDs to the heterosexual population when it was bisexuals who were also covered in crisco in those bathhouses then headed home to infect their wives/GFs. They are literal vectors of disease and don't get me started those down low faggots, shit disgusts me to my core. Considering how common this phenomenon is I strongly speculate that there is a larger number of male bisexuals than people realize. Even in 2024 where fag acceptance is everywhere in the West they still trap unsuspecting women into relationships with them. Because other than the free labour these women give them, they are on some level disgusted with themselves and their lifestyle but will still do it anyway. Because everyone knows there is nothing respectful about getting fucked in the ass by another man, that is nothing to be proud of.
 
Was just about to say this, male bisexuals are just fags who were too chicken shit to fully commit to the bit, one foot in the closet type shit. Many bisexual men say if they hadn't grown up with xyz boundaries they would have been just gay. Also people assume it was closeted gay guys who mostly spread shit like HIV/AIDs to the heterosexual population when it was bisexuals who were also covered in crisco in those bathhouses then headed home to infect their wives/GFs. They are literal vectors of disease and don't get me started those down low faggots, shit disgusts me to my core. Considering how common this phenomenon is I strongly speculate that there is a larger number of male bisexuals than people realize. Even in 2024 where fag acceptance is everywhere in the West they still trap unsuspecting women into relationships with them. Because other than the free labour these women give them, they are on some level disgusted with themselves and their lifestyle but will still do it anyway. Because everyone knows there is nothing respectful about getting fucked in the ass by another man, that is nothing to be proud of.
Honestly, I think the majority of them are bisexuals, or pansexuals. Men will bang anything, given the opportunity,

Im convinced the majority of them would rape women and even kids if there where no consequences.

They will fuck roadkill, frozen chicken , vacum cleaners and trannies. They shove a variety of objects up their anus. Moid sexuality is fluid and borderless, and the only thing stopping them is norms and laws.
 
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