Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Randomrando]

Oh, I'm sure.

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Ladies start surprising men mid-poop and report back with what they were doing, this is for science.

Next time I surprise a man mid-poop I'm making him show me his phone and dick.

 

[RACISM]

So what I'm hearing is men are unable to say "hey I'd like some time alone, I'll be in the bedroom if you need me" why is that so hard?

Truly it is a mystery for the ages, that no man has ever tried this tactic. I am 100% sure it would work every time.

I remember living with a girl once and I was reading the paper in the morning. She said "Why are you ignoring me?" I asked her what the fuck she was on about, I was just reading the paper. She said "But you're just sat there silent, not saying anything to me".

 

[Lidl Drip]

Truly it is a mystery for the ages, that no man has ever tried this tactic. I am 100% sure it would work every time.

I remember living with a girl once and I was reading the paper in the morning. She said "Why are you ignoring me?" I asked her what the fuck she was on about, I was just reading the paper. She said "But you're just sat there silent, not saying anything to me".

She was probably asking you a question and trying to have a conversation like a normal person would and you didn't hear it due to male selective hearing. Many such cases.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I was looking at the “nigger women eating cornstarch” thread last night right after I left this thread and I had this moment of clarity type of realization; the number of people that aren’t criminally retarded is probably terrifyingly low. However, I remain optimistic in my attempt at only seeing, hearing, and interacting with men and women I would deem normal and well adjusted.

I wish you all the best of luck in achieving the same.

 

[RACISM]

She was probably asking you a question and trying to have a conversation like a normal person would and you didn't hear it due to male selective hearing. Many such cases.

That was one example, it's a common trend. If a man says "I need some time alone, I'll be in the bedroom if you need me" then surprise surprise, in a very short amount of time, they will need you. Most of the time though, that doesn't even happen because if you say that they say oh no you don't, this needs doing, that needs doing, the other needs doing. If a man is "shitting" it's accepted that this is Priority Number One and can't be interrupted and diverted to you doing another task.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Man moment.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Man moment.
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Can this fucker just die already? Just take him off of dialysis. God is trying to smite him and scientists have kept this terrible person on this planet for too long.

 

[fake farts]

Oh, I'm sure.

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Reminder that they banned multiple feminist and gender critical subreddits but keep these up. Also, degrading holes specifically has a rule stating the women must be "cis" women. I hate trannies so much it's unreal.

I'm flabbergasted at how a genuinely based and actually feminist sub like r/fourthwavewomen is still up. I feel like the writing is on the wall for them any day, especially since they've recently started getting more TERFy in addition to already being radical feminist.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That was one example, it's a common trend. If a man says "I need some time alone, I'll be in the bedroom if you need me" then surprise surprise, in a very short amount of time, they will need you. Most of the time though, that doesn't even happen because if you say that they say oh no you don't, this needs doing, that needs doing, the other needs doing. If a man is "shitting" it's accepted that this is Priority Number One and can't be interrupted and diverted to you doing another task.

Idk dude, I don't get any time for myself either. It's part of being an adult with responsibilities, lol. Maybe if you just did all those things because they need to be done instead of needing another adult to remind you of them then your relationship would be happier. Usually the stereotype of the "nagging wife" is because men are lazy fucks who tell you they will do something and then they literally never do it but swear they will "get to it when they have time" and whoops 6 months are gone and the gutters still aren't cleaned out. Most women I know just do everything themselves because if you wait for a man to "get around to it" you wait forever while also being called a nagging bitch for daring he do something that isn't entirely in his own self interest.

 

[community member]

 

[RACISM]

Idk dude, I don't get any time for myself either. It's part of being an adult with responsibilities, lol. Maybe if you just did all those things because they need to be done instead of needing another adult to remind you of them then your relationship would be happier. Usually the stereotype of the "nagging wife" is because men are lazy fucks who tell you they will do something and then they literally never do it but swear they will "get to it when they have time" and whoops 6 months are gone and the gutters still aren't cleaned out. Most women I know just do everything themselves because if you wait for a man to "get around to it" you wait forever while also being called a nagging bitch for daring he do something that isn't entirely in his own self interest.

This is a lovely topic of conversation but I really need to go for a shit, I'll be right back.

 

[Lichen Bark]

TFW you feel threatened because 8-10 women are discussing their problems/trauma with men on an obscure thread in Beauty Parlor that nobody is making you read

No, not threatened. I come to this part of the forum for the houseplants, and gardens thread (It's very good). Off-topic is usually pretty slow paced, but this thread moves at almost 3 pages per day, which is unusual for most topics here. It's always bumped. It's sort of like a car crash, I can't help but slow down a bit and take a look, while driving towards my destination. After seeing it at the top of this subforum for over a month I couldn't resist the urge to make a small shitpost.

 

[fake farts]

Can this fucker just die already? Just take him off of dialysis. God is trying to smite him and scientists have kept this terrible person on this planet for too long.

The tard baby thread has firmly convinced me that the need to keep genetic failures alive with science is a huge mistake (funny how all of those people abusing science are jesus freaks too). We need to just let the defects die naturally. Even better, leave them in the wilderness and let nature take its course.

 

[community member]

Moids think it’s hilarious to keep women in a status of fearing them.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lidl Drip]

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He's lucky that wasn't a hot coffee. I think someone already mentioned this being posted on reddit and everyone being like "hahaha this is also my husband!!" like it's somehow funny that men are neglectful and incompetent and put their children in danger.

 

[Lichen Bark]

He's lucky that wasn't a hot coffee. I think someone already mentioned this being posted on reddit and everyone being like "hahaha this is also my husband!!" like it's somehow funny that men are neglectful and incompetent and put their children in danger.

Lets be honest here, that's a perfect example of how smartphones have damaged society as a whole. Can you imagine a world without smartphones? I feel lucky to have experienced it to a small degree.

 

[community member]

That man is a fucking retard if he doesn't notice his baby reaching for and dragging something off the table less than a foot in front of him regardless of the smart phone. That is special ed levels of inattentiveness

 

[Stan]

"Trad" to /pol/cel moids just means a virgin bangmaid that will be available for the most degenerate sex acts whenever they want, cooks, cleans, never complains, births 16 children and takes care of them all by herself with no help, works out and always looks perfect even without make-up, has zero expectations of the man and is fine with him being a fat, unemployed NEET who plays videogames and watches porn all day and bathes once a fortnight.

Ok so they want female automata to nanny them until they die.

"im a woman and i find that hilarious!" after a man makes the same old tired "edgy" joke about women being bad drivers for the 359836th time in a row

Read 'Female Chauvinist Pigs'. It has a lot of descriptions of ways women try to become "one of the guys" at the expense of objectifying themselves and other women. Pick-mes are all about that. Bonus it also talks about butch flight and early 2005-era FtM troonery.

Men on the internet are or act completely retarded. I hope you don't base your perspective here. As an accused tranny/pick me/ruined woman, I will say I used to give them a lot of bandwidth (based on my irl experiences and generally optimistic view of humanity), but at this point - fuck that, even as jocular internet pals. Men [your age] online are or act like fucking morons.

It's like the Ring of Gyges around here for the most part. Anonymity frees people to act like chimps, and when mankind got the Internet, men developed a whole sexist Internet nerd culture where women are picked on and humiliated.

Oh, I'm sure.

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Andrea Dworkin wrote in "Pornography" that expecting women to like porn was like asking Jews to enjoy movies about them being brutalised during WWII. A lot of pornography is about "seeing what she can handle" and slapping around and spitting and whatever other gross acts you can imagine. But if you tell a man that pornography are recordings and images of violence against women, they stare at you like you have two heads. Why would women want to watch videos of men being brutal to other women? Why do men think we ought to want to watch that?

No, not threatened. I come to this part of the forum for the houseplants, and gardens thread (It's very good). Off-topic is usually pretty slow paced, but this thread moves at almost 3 pages per day, which is unusual for most topics here. It's always bumped. It's sort of like a car crash, I can't help but slow down a bit and take a look, while driving towards my destination. After seeing it at the top of this subforum for over a month I couldn't resist the urge to make a small shitpost.

"I'm not threatened", he mewled tremulously, "i'm just shitposting." GTFO
Maybe this thread moves faster than normal off-topic threads because us girls actually have a lot to say about male cruelty and social domination. Call it consciousness-raising.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That man is a fucking retard if he doesn't notice his baby reaching for and dragging something off the table less than a foot in front of him regardless of the smart phone. That is special ed levels of inattentiveness

Taking bets on what he was looking at. I'm going for woman in various states of undress.

 

[RACISM]

Maybe this thread moves faster than normal off-topic threads because us girls actually have a lot to say

Isn't that the truth. That's why men escape to the toilet for hour long shits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNojF9qKS0

I'm amazed at all the women thinking it was some health complaint and being surprised when told what the real reason is. You can be unhappy about it, and you can call the men unreasonable for doing it, but that's the truth of why it happens.