Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

RACISM said:
Isn't that the truth. That's why men escape to the toilet for hour long shits.

I'm amazed at all the women thinking it was some health complaint and being surprised when told what the real reason is. You can be unhappy about it, and you can call the men unreasonable for doing it, but that's the truth of why it happens.
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Can you please stop talking about your bowel habits? It's off-topic. Yes, we all bring our phones with us to the bathroom for a reason. If yours is hiding from your family for a few minutes, uhh good luck with that
 
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Stan said:
Can you please stop talking about your bowel habits? It's off-topic. Yes, we all bring our phones with us to the bathroom for a reason. If yours is hiding from your family for a few minutes, uhh good luck with that
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Tha'ts the whole point, it's not about the act of shitting at all, it's the time alone...but fair point, it is crass. I didn't raise the subject initially, I was just giving an answer, but yes I'll shut up about it now.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Taking bets on what he was looking at. I'm going for woman in various states of undress.
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Either that or cringe memes on reddit/twitter/other social media site with widespread garbage humor of your choice. When men aren't busy being degenerates they're basically big babies after all so they love anything that's colorful and funny-looking and doesn't require using more than one brain cell to get and laught at.
 
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Check out this mad moid and his gaslighting tactics:
Fruttasecca said:
And thats the crux, less rights for fathers and more broken single mom children. Litigation is always a two sided matter and both parties have the right to be heard and have their statements considered. Parents inciting their children to hate the other parent out of spite is a real thing with real consequences for real people and should be taken seriously.

Abuse should not be a magic word cunts can utter to get their way, the term "abuse" has been, ironically, abused so much that its an empty phrase at this point that means jack shit.

I would say despite all the flaws in the system and the terrible rulings that come out sometimes, most civil judges do try to find a solution that is best for all parties involved with the information given, especially for the children. All these women they brought up sound deranged, like how selfish are you to kill yourself as a parent? Thats the ultimate betrayal against your child right next to raping them, they didnt care about their kids they only cared about having them for themselves. They were the abusers.
Fuck that. Fuck the BBC, fuck the UN and fuck BPD mothers.
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Lidl Drip said:
Modern men can't even put together an IKEA shelf by themselves. And that's with looking at the instructions. Men used to be useful to keep around cause the could fix your car or build a shed in the backyard. Now they can barely change a lightbulb if you get "one of the good ones". Smh.

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Some of the can at least fix a computer which is pretty helpful I guess.
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How many trad wives does it take to fix a light bulb?

Infinite, since they keep deferring it to their husbands who are too retarded to do anything but shitpost online about how trad they are.

Stan said:
You know what sucks? Men seem incapable of taking care of themselves because they were never taught how. I think back on my childhood and I notice that by age 7 or so I was being actively taught homemaking skills such as cooking, sewing, first aid, and laundry. I went to culinary day camps during summer, Mom taught me her recipes, and Dad even taught me a few tricks from the restaurant business. My cousin, let's call him 'Jackary', asked to sign up for one of these cooking camps and he got tons of guff for doing it from his brother and his friends at the snooty private middle school. I think they taught Jackary how to make pasta sauces, because to this day he only knows how to make spaghetti carbonara. When we were in HS my sister gave "grilled cheese lessons" to our cousins, because the other male cousin, 'Woshua', did not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich at age 14. My man! Sis and I were making full Thanksgiving dinners by age 14.

None of the American guys I ever dated knew shit about cooking; in a pinch they'd eat palm hearts and tuna fish straight out of the can because cooking looks like forbidden alchemy to them. They act like that because they were taught cooking is 'woman stuff' and actively discouraged from learning how to cook.
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My brother can't even boil pasta. I once watched him burn his hands while trying to microwave his own ramen LOL. He filled the bowl (a flimsy plastic disposable one because he's too lazy and stupid to do dishes too) all the way up to the rim and then attempted to take it out with bare hands. He was in his fucking mid 20s when this happened.
 
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On the topic of men being unable to feed themselves, could this be why they are more likely to be fat than women?

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It's especially funny because men constantly complain about women being soooooooo fat. Projection again. Men have even less excuse to be fat than women do since they have much higher TDE and more easily build muscle and burn fat. As a man you truly have to work on putting in the calories to even become fat in the first place. The percentage of men who are fat on KF is probably twice the normal numbers tbh.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Modern men can't even put together an IKEA shelf by themselves.
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I don't think it's that bad, unless by "modern men" you mean zoomers. A guy at work wanted to borrow some basic tools and was met with ridicule and mockery by other guys for not having his own set.
 
Salty Squid said:
Either that or cringe memes on reddit/twitter/Autistic Thunderdome/other social media site with widespread garbage humor of your choice.
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FTFY

Illuminati Order Official said:
It's not very decorative, I assume that if someone has it they can use it.
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We live in a continuing age of men who want to own tools and workout equipment because they think just possessing them is a checkbox on their man card. I've known dudes who've hoarded broken tools and other bullshit just to decorate their garages and other spaces with them to show off how manly they supposedly are. At least one of them didn't even know that the broken ones were broken at all, because the dumb fuck got them and never learned how to use them. He seemed to think that I was laughing with him, for some reason and I just let him believe that.
 
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