Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Lidl Drip]

That’s also why most women need to moisturise while most men don’t need to.

Men absolutely do need to moisturise! They just chose not to. The reason they don't definitely contributes to them being more oily because their skin is overcompensating for how dry it is.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Nigga who hurt you? Relax lol

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

It's great being a man, we get away with not showering for months on ends, we don't need to change our beds as we get our own personal 16 year old when we turn 40 with our decaying, neglected body as our sticks out (the ideal male specimen) as we stink up every room we come across. All men actually come together in a private GC to debate how to ruin the lives of women with schemes such as having rows of three on airliners (so we can sit at the end and make y'all suffer). Let's not forget the added benefit of having society be tailored to our needs with things like fashion. This is all because you don't recognize the supremacy of Waitrose.

 

[Yak-130 Mitten]

Being a man is awesome, I can fuck my cat all i want and no one bats an eye, a woman fucks a dog and the entire internet talks about it

 

[Lidl Drip]

 

[anliteralidiot]

For men saying women smell more:

Smegma

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I find it funny when men have started to get upset that women have choices now and don't have to survive by marrying a man. I feel like there's always that one guy in the friend group that hasn't gotten his shit together and thus is now mad that women don't want him.

It's also a bit strange and depressing that some men don't know how to take care of themselves. Cooking edible food isn't feminine. Properly cleaning yourself isn't feminine. Why are you trying to be dependent on someone else to take care of you? I don’t know who to blame: the father that wasn't a good role model and allowed himself to be coddled or the woman for picking such a creature.

At least you could say for the woman that often didn't have a choice as many of the men at that time were all like that

 

[anliteralidiot]

Men absolutely do need to moisturise! They just chose not to. The reason they don't definitely contributes to them being more oily because their skin is overcompensating for how dry it is.

Why do men hate beauty products? I know it's specifically skincare, but I mean the whole umbrella. Is it the stigma of it being girly?

My husband has problems with ingrown hairs, and I always recommend moisturizing to him. And for him, I know he's purposefully choosing not to, he's just forgetting.
I'm very, very blessed with him, because his parents raised a male who's quiet, respectful, understanding, kind... He cooks! His only flaws are he's forgetful, and he's a little oblivious and dumb.

I have always been feral and refuse to be any other way. Adults HATED it as a kid.

Ngl I probably would've gotten myself kicked out of an all-girls school in a week. Most of my friends were boys as a kid and most girls refused to have anything to do with me cause I was weird and wasn't interested in anything they liked (or they made fun of me).

That said way too much of the adult male population is nasty and creepy and openly sexualizes female children and thinks being born with a penis makes them both inherently superior and incapable of basic self control.

I respect the hell out of you.

Most of my friends were also boys, until I met the anime girls. One time I wasn't allowed to go to a birthday party, because everyone else invited was a boy. I was invited by the kid, he was my friend. My parents were fine with it. His mom didn't approve.

I just kept asking him why not, and he said his mom wouldn't let me.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Imagine being a man and being unable to care for your children and self. Absolutely embarrassing and shameful. That's not being a man, that's being a child. You're comparable to Nick Fuentes and his groyper buddies at that point.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Imagine being a man and being unable to care for your children and self

Imagine being a woman and not taking your son fishing for 2 weeks in mosquito infested and tick-filled woods.
Imagine being a woman and not taking your son to football for 2 hrs daily until you are both broken and just need to come home and fill up with woman made food

 

[Quack_Quack]

Men are pathetic. I mean just look at them
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They're not men! They're lies in underwear!

I hate my husband because he stops me from making bad decisions. If we ever round up the males, I want it to be known that he's one of the few good ones.

But he ate the last of the chocolate chips, and I'm mad at him.

Mine gets pissy if I leave a snack he wants for too long to him. Yea, I want it, just not today. Don't fucking eat my snack.

 

[Jacknife]

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Ma'am I thought this was the man hate thread, not the man celebration thread

 

[Lidl Drip]

Imagine being a man and being unable to care for your children and self. Absolutely embarrassing and shameful. That's not being a man, that's being a child. You're comparable to Nick Fuentes and his groyper buddies at that point.
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Yeah women need to stop thinking men's learned helplessness is cute. It's manipulative because they know if they just pretend to be too stupid to do something you will do it for them out of frustration. You send them out to the grocery store to get some simple things that you get EVERY WEEK together with him and he'll come back with half the stuff because "they didn't have it" and "I couldn't find it". You know damn well that fucker wasn't looking very hard. It's not that they are incapable, they simply don't care. That shit is not cute. What you do if a guy tries to pull this shit on you is send him back out until he comes back with all the shit, even if he has to go to 4 stores. He will learn.

The biggest blackpill about this shit is that these women micromanage these dudes lives and do EVERYTHING for them, but do you think their husband even notices or appreciates them? These are the kind of women who you hear say "I don't even care that my husband never gets me a gift for Valentine's Day hahaha, it's just a commercial holiday!" Couldn't be me.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I know this Muslim chick who works full time with three kids. One of the girls has type 1 diabetes. The father does not know how to administer her insulin because "that's womens work." I asked what he would do if she died and she said he would get another wife.

 

[fake farts]

I thought it was 13/51 not 49/51.

13/51 only deals with a fraction of moids, which would be more like 6/51. Your jewish race tactics will not work on me. All males.

Hating either axis is fucking stupid, who you really should be hating are the men and women who force themselves and others to blindly accept their thé other sex whilst mutilating themselves and invading each other’s personal privacies and making there’s and everyone else’s lives a misery.

Don't worry, I can hate them too.

 

[Dyn]

The biggest blackpill about this shit is that these women micromanage these dudes lives and do EVERYTHING for them, but do you think their husband even notices or appreciates them?

Welcome to the real world, you don't earn anything but contempt for quietly subjugating yourself to another person. If you want your man to respect you, you need to earn it. Beat him. Gaslight him. Lie to him. Spit in his coffee. Randomly poison his food with DMT and laxatives. Train your dog to attack him. Falsely accuse him of sex crimes. Hire a craigslist drug dealer to hide in the bushes and throw a halfbrick at him when he walks past. Steal his treasured personal possessions and destroy them in front of him. File a fingernail into a jagged point and then try to stick it up his bum during sex. Never flush the toilet after you use it. Get him fired from his job and make him financially dependent on you. Punctuate your sentences by shooting a small-caliber revolver at his feet and lower legs. Babytrap him into marrying you and then late-term abort his babies after he's seen an ultrasound of them. Ask him if he thinks your far more attractive friend is prettier than you and then stab him with a knitting needle if he answers wrong. Seduce his dad and then tell him that his dad is better in bed. Wire up random doorknobs to the power mains and laugh hysterically when he touches them. Douse his crotch with gasoline and then smoke a cigarette uncomfortably close to him.

This is how you get a man's respect. Not by washing dishes like a domesticated helpmoot.

 

[Matt Damon]

I know this Muslim chick who works full time with three kids. One of the girls has type 1 diabetes. The father does not know how to administer her insulin because "that's womens work." I asked what he would do if she died and she said he would get another wife.

I am absolutely shocked to learn that a goatfucker stuck culturally in the 9th century would have a negative view of women.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Welcome to the real world, you don't earn anything but contempt for quietly subjugating yourself to another person. If you want your man to respect you, you need to earn it. Beat him. Gaslight him. Lie to him. Spit in his coffee. Randomly poison his food with DMT and laxatives. Train your dog to attack him. Falsely accuse him of sex crimes. Hire a craigslist drug dealer to hide in the bushes and throw a halfbrick at him when he walks past. Steal his treasured personal possessions and destroy them in front of him. File a fingernail into a jagged point and then try to stick it up his bum during sex. Never flush the toilet after you use it. Get him fired from his job and make him financially dependent on you. Punctuate your sentences by shooting a small-caliber revolver at his feet and lower legs. Babytrap him into marrying you and then late-term abort his babies after he's seen an ultrasound of them. Ask him if he thinks your far more attractive friend is prettier than you and then stab him with a knitting needle if he answers wrong. Seduce his dad and then tell him that his dad is better in bed. Wire up random doorknobs to the power mains and laugh hysterically when he touches them. Douse his crotch with gasoline and then smoke a cigarette uncomfortably close to him.

This is how you get a man's respect. Not by washing dishes like a domesticated helpmoot.

Stop trying to groom me into having BPD! I just want to bake!

 

[Android raptor]

Imagine being a woman and not taking your son fishing for 2 weeks in mosquito infested and tick-filled woods.
Imagine being a woman and not taking your son to football for 2 hrs daily until you are both broken and just need to come home and fill up with woman made food

Imagine thinking there aren't women who do these things.

Imagine thinking there aren't women who go fishing and play football on their own for fun.

 

[fake farts]

Yeah women need to stop thinking men's learned helplessness is cute. It's manipulative because they know if they just pretend to be too stupid to do something you will do it for them out of frustration. You send them out to the grocery store to get some simple things that you get EVERY WEEK together with him and he'll come back with half the stuff because "they didn't have it" and "I couldn't find it". You know damn well that fucker wasn't looking very hard. It's not that they are incapable, they simply don't care. That shit is not cute. What you do if a guy tries to pull this shit on you is send him back out until he comes back with all the shit, even if he has to go to 4 stores. He will learn.

The biggest blackpill about this shit is that these women micromanage these dudes lives and do EVERYTHING for them, but do you think their husband even notices or appreciates them? These are the kind of women who you hear say "I don't even care that my husband never gets me a gift for Valentine's Day hahaha, it's just a commercial holiday!" Couldn't be me.

I got into a conversation with an old lady about this recently, She said she had to go get stuff, because a man wouldn't do it right. I mentioned most of them are that way about a lot, but especially feminine hygiene products. And I told her "It's because they don't give a fuck." It's not even hard. "Pads, number 4" or whatever. But men will act like retarded 6 year old boys and won't do it because "natural body functions icky" while they expect women to pick up their hemorrhoid cream.

Imagine being a woman and not taking your son fishing for 2 weeks in mosquito infested and tick-filled woods.
Imagine being a woman and not taking your son to football for 2 hrs daily until you are both broken and just need to come home and fill up with woman made food

You must be an urbanoid. This is every rural single moms life, and the life of most of the married ones too.