Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

I got into a conversation with an old lady about this recently, She said she had to go get stuff, because a man wouldn't do it right. I mentioned most of them are that way about a lot, but especially feminine hygiene products. And I told her "It's because they don't give a fuck." It's not even hard. "Pads, number 4" or whatever. But men will act like retarded 6 year old boys and won't do it because "natural body functions icky" while they expect women to pick up their hemorrhoid cream.
I can't even imagine dating a man who is afraid to buy a box of tampons, lmfao. A true chad buys the box of tampons and when the cashier makes a comment like "aw so nice you are buying these for your wife haha" he says "They are for me." and walks away.
 
Thank you for this thread. :ramona:
The ravioli story on pg1 was oddly erotic btw. Women like that sort of thing.
More of that please, it’s funny and gross

As a man I feel it MY DUTY to ignore the rules, break the “laws” set up by physically weaker “woman”. (Who I could DOMINATE in hand to hand combat)
Uggadugga woman shouldn’t feel safe and all that good stuff.

I was told by a woman, who I’ve been pursuing for a while, yesterday while having dinner, that she finds men more trustworthy typically, I asked her why, she said that it’s easier to tell (for her) that a man is a snake or otherwise. Which makes sense, given she’s considered to be very beautiful, men tend to speak to her in a manner that isn’t… smooth.
Which I can attest, that woman makes me very honest about my thoughts, she’s definitely got me. Sneaky double X’s
Any lonely men out there, watch out, they get in your head, then heart and it’s over.
And to ugly women out there, you know… I’m sorry you can’t get men to be honest. That’s no fun.

The real unfortunate thing is that we as men pursue women who hate us, women pursue predators, and it creates this type of discussion, sincere or otherwise. Sure it’s an obvious troll, but the fact that it ruffles somebody’s feathers is indicative of the greater lack understanding concerning the root of the actual problem that breeds radfems and the like.

regardless of sex we all started without dicks, so you know, we all are a lot more alike then we realize.

And for the record, I wash my ass, I was told women don’t wash often. Thats misinformation fr.
 
I basically go into strangers homes for a living and I can confirm single men have the lowest standard of living. I watched one man take 8 months to buy a trash can, another left the same dirty dishes in the sink for 5 weeks.

Need to use the bathroom real quick? Tread carefully! Is that a bath mat? No its a layer of discarded boxers. Toilet paper? Hand soap? Never heard of it. Astroglide eloquently displaced on the back of the toilet really bringing the room together, beard hair (jk it's pube shavings) on every surface.

Yes, women can be filthy but it's men's default setting.

What frustrates me most with men is the fact that they all appear to be sharing 32gb of memory.
 
Welcome to the real world, you don't earn anything but contempt for quietly subjugating yourself to another person.
This is true, for anyone.
Beat him. Gaslight him. Lie to him. Spit in his coffee. Randomly poison his food with DMT and laxatives. Train your dog to attack him. Falsely accuse him of sex crimes. Hire a craigslist drug dealer to hide in the bushes and throw a halfbrick at him when he walks past. Steal his treasured personal possessions and destroy them in front of him. File a fingernail into a jagged point and then try to stick it up his bum during sex. Never flush the toilet after you use it. Get him fired from his job and make him financially dependent on you. Punctuate your sentences by shooting a small-caliber revolver at his feet and lower legs. Babytrap him into marrying you and then late-term abort his babies after he's seen an ultrasound of them. Ask him if he thinks your far more attractive friend is prettier than you and then stab him with a knitting needle if he answers wrong. Seduce his dad and then tell him that his dad is better in bed. Wire up random doorknobs to the power mains and laugh hysterically when he touches them. Douse his crotch with gasoline and then smoke a cigarette uncomfortably close to him.
These are all based, except for the financial dependence one. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. No woman deserves an adult child.
 
There is literally no reason that anybody would ever give Yoko Ono a public platform unless they were deliberately trying to incite a wave of genocidal hatred towards women.
John Lennon wrote Woman Is the Nigger of the World because he understood our plight. After all, he had a great history of beating women like niggers.
 
Imagine being a woman and not taking your son fishing for 2 weeks in mosquito infested and tick-filled woods.
Imagine being a woman and not taking your son to football for 2 hrs daily until you are both broken and just need to come home and fill up with woman made food
I'm sorry I pointed out that you can't properly feed yourself and need another adult to care for you. If you can't cook something as simple as spaghetti, that's fucking embarrassing and you should know better.

Grow up, you child. You have no excuse.
 
I'm mad that Lennon didn't die earlier. He was the Hasanabi of the 70's.
I don't understand the voodoo hoodoo he has over the boomers. Millennials had our own fake ass bourgoise commies in Rage Against the Machine, but unlike the boomers, we're self-aware enough to laugh at the faggots.

I also don't think Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello took up the habit of beating White Women.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cringey Edgelord
"Imagine all the people" - some Britbong who beat his wife and abandoned his son
He was a male feminist, we all know the type.
Degenerate, deviant scum.
Rarely, they can perform art.
I'm sorry I pointed out that you can't properly feed yourself and need another adult to care for you.
I can cook spaghetti and boil eggs, make soup, mashed and fried potatoes, steaks and a lot more.
In fact, as a runner and basketball player, I would not trust a woman with my caloric intake.
 
I don't understand the voodoo hoodoo he has over the boomers. Millennials had our own fake ass bourgoise commies in Rage Against the Machine, but unlike the boomers, we're self-aware enough to laugh at the faggots.
U2 might be a better comparison, RatM aren't taken seriously outside of their music, but a lot of people still huff Bono's farts.
I'm sorry I pointed out that you can't properly feed yourself and need another adult to care for you. If you can't cook something as simple as spaghetti, that's fucking embarrassing and you should know better.

Grow up, you child. You have no excuse.
Excuse me, but you should show more respect to the man who can stride out into the wilderness with nothing but his wits and tenacity and a store-bought factory-produced fibreglass casting rod, and inexplicably manages to wrestle nature's bounty from the lakes and rivers. So what if he can't cook it? So what if he can't catch it without the assistance of a high-end hobbyist toy that cost hundreds of dollars? He put a storebought cricket on a mass-produced hook and he did the little flicky thing with his wrist, so he should be respected as an alpha male and apex predator for it.
 
Tom Morello took up the habit of beating White Women
he looks he would. he gives me male feminist (rapist) vibes
Also what I hate about Rage Against the Machine is their reddit-tier understanding of politics. They always talk about obvious shit in politics that only men would be dumb enough to feel the need to point out.
image_2023-08-10_213619166.png
 
Excuse me, but you should show more respect to the man who can stride out into the wilderness with nothing but his wits and tenacity and a store-bought factory-produced fibreglass casting rod, and inexplicably manages to wrestle nature's bounty from the lakes and rivers. So what if he can't cook it? So what if he can't catch it without the assistance of a high-end hobbyist toy that cost hundreds of dollars? He put a storebought cricket on a mass-produced hook and he did the little flicky thing with his wrist, so he should be respected as an alpha male and apex predator for it.
SPA0040043.jpg
V2HSYEFOAD64OKHEYRQ6UNZLNI.jpg
Fishing is super manly indeed, no way a woman could ever do it.
 
U2 might be a better comparison, RatM aren't taken seriously outside of their music, but a lot of people still huff Bono's farts.
Fair point. As dumb as RATM's lyrics can be, the only thing they've done that's truly enraging is their recent support of troonery. Really raging against THAT machine, guys. Bono, on the other hand, is worthy of an entire thread.
he looks he would. he gives me male feminist (rapist) vibes
Also what I hate about Rage Against the Machine is their reddit-tier understanding of politics. They always talk about obvious shit in politics that only men would be dumb enough to feel the need to point out.
View attachment 5264204
"Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses" is the type of lyric that deserves to have a string of crying with laughter emojis under it. Morello does have a sick guitar tone though, without a doubt the main appeal of the group.
 
Back