Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

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Lots of women are hilarious. Men just don't notice it because they don't value that quality in women at all. If a woman is funny but not beautiful then they are simply invisible to men and if a woman is funny and beautiful, they are too distracted by her beauty to listen to a single word she says. Women also aren't encouraged to be funny because men are very sensitive and get their feelings hurt by women making as much as a light hearted joke at their expense. Just look at the absolute tardrage this thread has produced. Women know not to make men chimp out irl by cracking a joke in their presence that might make them lash out violently.

I suppose the question of female humour can be further broken down into women making men vs women laugh.

Women making other women laugh seems much more common, particularly in female-domimated/only spaces.

It would seem that men perceive women as less funny in general, fitting with pop culture and mainstream narratives that "women aren't funny".

Or the trope that female comics essentially survive off of awkward sex stories and period jokes.
 
It would seem that men perceive women as less funny in general, fitting with pop culture and mainstream narratives that "women aren't funny".

Or the trope that female comics essentially survive off of awkward sex stories and period jokes.
So, my woman actually manages to make me laugh like a child, because she is funny. Likewise, while I don't read comics, female comedians do get off of awkward sex stories and period jokes. Just type "watching women until I laugh" into Youtube. On top of that, most women like to play word/thought police, which is incompatible with being funny.

Funny women are rare and therefore get wifed up quickly and produce children, certainly they won't be found wasting their time on shitty internet forums or filthy stages.
 
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Literal troon behavior to complain to the big boss about a thread on a Kiwi Agriculture site that says mean words about you, btw. For all the jokes about "Karen complaining to the manager" men like to make, they sure seem to do the same thing a lot. Thank you Null and mods for keeping this thread fun.
 
I do that shit too, damn guess I need to chop my tits off and start T

Shit son, why do you think I like to rustle jimmies in the Autism Thunderdome?
Ikr, I hate the notion that women do everything just for approval. I could just post in Chantal's thread about how she is fat and gross and should die alone and post in the Thunderdome about how women are dumb whoresluts who should die because they only want Chad if I wanted that. Being a pick-me for men in the internet has got to be the most demented thing a woman can do. Literally zero benefit whatsoever unless you chose to monetize it like Shoe0nhead.
That wasn't my implication at all. I also find it frustrating when everything a woman does is deemed to be for validation or attention without any nuance or context. My point was that kind of humor is rarer in women and pretty much the default in men.

I wish more women were able to laugh at themselves and each other without vitriol or nastiness behind it. It's just fun to laugh and not take things seriously.
 
That wasn't my implication at all. I also find it frustrating when everything a woman does is deemed to be for validation or attention without any nuance or context. My point was that kind of humor is rarer in women and pretty much the default in men.

I wish more women were able to laugh at themselves and each other without vitriol or nastiness behind it. It's just fun to laugh and not take things seriously.
I mean you literally went into a thread called "MAN HATE THREAD" to simp for men, idk what kind of reaction you expected.
 
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Literal troon behavior to complain to the big boss about a thread on a Kiwi Agriculture site that says mean words about you, btw. For all the jokes about "Karen complaining to the manager" men like to make, they sure seem to do the same thing a lot. Thank you Null and mods for keeping this thread fun.
These literal faggots can't go five seconds without a tired '"White Women fuck dogs" comment on the Thunderdome, their hugbox with multiple boards, yet get triggered at one thread. Male fragility is all too real.
 
I wish more women were able to laugh at themselves and each other without vitriol or nastiness behind it. It's just fun to laugh and not take things seriously.
I think a big part of the problem is that the common irreverence of men and their humor often reflects their relative lack of morals. So when they do shit just to amuse themselves without caring about other people it really just lends itself to weird psychopathic shit where other people are just props for them to vault themselves over. Like, this is why irl streamers are such cancer, they lack regard for anybody who isn't themselves or the overwhelmingly scrote audience they're trying to entertain
 
Lol, this reminds me of the person a few pages ago going "guyth, why can't we all get along?" I don't know, maybe you should ask that every single time seething males categorically blame us for everything that ever goes wrong. Fascinating how when we start stating these men are actually pieces of shit who bring so many of the negative consequences of their lives upon themselves, the men witnessing it start freaking out about the hostility directed at them
 
I mean you literally went into a thread called "MAN HATE THREAD" to simp for men, idk what kind of reaction you expected.
I fail to see how adding a counter-point is simping.
Comes to man-hate thread

Tells women to relax and be nicer to each other.
This is precisely why female oriented comedy falls flat. The only way that meme-format "burn" makes sense is if you ignore the point I was making entirely. You were gearing up to seethe before you finished reading.
 
These literal faggots can't go five seconds without a tired '"White Women fuck dogs" comment on the Thunderdome, their hugbox with multiple boards, yet get triggered at one thread. Male fragility is all too real.
My favorite way to trigger them is to remind them that women are people and embryos are not. Works like a charm every time.
 
This is precisely why female oriented comedy falls flat
You feel that way because you're unable to recognize the nuance** and subtlety in the way women communicate. You took my words at face value, every woman was instantly reminded of every man who's earnestly told her to "relax, calm down, what's the big deal baby, smile more" and they had a snort at how fascinating it is that we can tell men "we hate this, stop doing it" and they'll still do it genuinely thinking they're helping.

But hey, bud, it was just a joke so try not to get so emotional, okay? Maybe calm down and try to laugh about yourself a little? You're being really stuck-up and kind of a prude.
 
My favorite way to trigger them is to remind them that women are people and embryos are not. Works like a charm every time.
Anti-abortion faggots have only made me even more pro-abortion as I age. I've gone from bog standard pro-choicer to straight up "I don't give a fuck if its 8 months and 29 days. Just do it."
 
Anti-abortion faggots have only made me even more pro-abortion as I age. I've gone from bog standard pro-choicer to straight up "I don't give a fuck if its 8 months and 29 days. Just do it."
It's amazing how much edgelords who openly post about how much they think women/black people/lgbtq people/jews/etc deserve to die start clutching pearls about poor widdle embryos getting flushed.

It's also fun when the ones who REEEEE about LGBTQ people existing being grooming or w/e end up defending actual pedophilia/grooming like child marriage being legal and CSA amongst the religious right. They really get their panties in a bunch when you point out CSA isn't exclusive to lefties and there's a metric fuckton of it going on amongst the religious right.
 
It's amazing how much edgelords who openly post about how much they think women/black people/lgbtq people/jews/etc deserve to die start clutching pearls about poor widdle embryos getting flushed.

It's also fun when the ones who REEEEE about LGBTQ people existing being grooming or w/e end up defending actual pedophilia/grooming like child marriage being legal and CSA amongst the religious right. They really get their panties in a bunch when you point out CSA isn't exclusive to lefties and there's a metric fuckton of it going on amongst the religious right.
If anything, white supremacists should be pro-abortion. I mean, its blacks who abort the most, right?
 


here's twiggy the model embarrassing the fuck out of woody allen btw. There's this thing where men very publicly ask women who are models and pageant contestants these intense questions out of left field, because it's easy to humiliate the women least likely to do that kind of research, but she pantses him so effortlessly it's amazing
 
Unironically, I think A&H has made me hate guys more. Does that count? I guess this is an autism contaninment site, but holy shit are some of the takes fucking awful and they are so adament about being pieces of shit.
It's not the deranged takes you see that makes me go "Really, now?" because my (unfortunate) exposure in my teens to sites like 4chan and similar spheres that would enable these mindsets got me desensitized to this and I accepted the fact some dudes are incredibly deranged, it's the hypocrisy that's annoying.

>Comments about women including mothers, elderly women, young girls who didn't get to have a say in the tranny push
deserving to get fucked by tranny insanity

>Comments shitting on single mothers, and then doing the meme of "Well wahmen should had picked better"
when it's revealed that a single mom isn't the stereotype they expected her to be

>Retarded simping for backwards religions like Islam because women are ""humbled"" (read: treated like walking incubators), a religion who would
unironically execute them because they would see no value in them


So based! Perfectly okay!

>One innocuous joke about how male posters here are retarded
and ONE thread clowning on them, despite them having 10+ threads
(with one of them being the TERF thread that they hijacked) shitting
on women


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It has the same vibe as "edgy zoomers" who say nigger and other slurs,
suddenly getting offended when somebody else says tranny.
 
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here's twiggy the model embarrassing the fuck out of woody allen btw. There's this thing where men very publicly ask women who are models and pageant contestants these intense questions out of left field, because it's easy to humiliate the women least likely to do that kind of research, but she pantses him so effortlessly it's amazing
Woody Allen is the epitome of a pseud and dying in obscurity is the kindest end for his perverted ass. He and Roman Polanski both deserve everything awful in life, but they won't get it, because Hollywood and other pseuds continue to suck their crusty cocks.
 
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