Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Except there aren't naked women just prancing around in the ladies room, like you might have someone changing in a stall but that's about it.

They really aren't that exciting.

Nigga I know but moids don't

 

[Android raptor]

Nigga I know but moids don't

As retarded as moids are I'm not sure why even they would think that. Like yeah they take their dicks out to piss but they're not typically running around the men's room naked

Or are they

 

[community member]

Here's a horrifying dystopian nightmare from our parents' and grandparents' generation:

Spoiler: ONE NEGLECT few husbands can forgive

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Here's a horrifying dystopian nightmare from our parents' and grandparents' generation:

Spoiler: ONE NEGLECT few husbands can forgive

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Imagine your modern day gyno's face when you complain of vaginal discomfort and reveal that you've been spraying your coochie with Lysol because your husband thinks you stink.

 

[Dyn]

Here's a horrifying dystopian nightmare from our parents' and grandparents' generation:

I remember reading that lysol was sold like this as an off-label contraceptive back when they were illegal, and women in the time period were mostly in on the euphemism and knew that they didn't need to bleach their pussies to avoid scaring their husbands away. Kind of like how everybody knows you don't actually dissolve gas station bath salts into your bath.

No idea how true that is, though.

 

[community member]

Imagine your modern day gyno's face when you complain of vaginal discomfort and reveal that you've been spraying your coochie with Lysol because your husband thinks you stink.

Imagine your gyno's face during the time period this was advertised when he (because they were male) diagnoses you with female hysteria and prescribes him molesting you as a treatment

I remember reading that lysol was sold like this as an off-label contraceptive back when they were illegal

Yeah, that's the impression I've gotten looking this up as well.

women in the time period were mostly in on the euphemism

mostly

 

[Dyn]

I'm guessing they had to sell the lie a lot bigger than bath salts does because a lot of women back then were using contraception against their husbands knowledge/wishes, and it needed to skate past personally invested moids as well as the government. Goes without saying somebody must have thought bleach douching was a normal part of hygiene.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I have been watching this exotic food review channel on Youtube where this guy travels all over the world to eat weird shit, mostly in Asia, South America and the middle East. One thing I have noticed that in all those countries the men specifically eat penis and testicles of animals and other shit too that promises "virility" and "potency" and solves all ED problems as well as makes your pp bigger (allegedly). I just find it hilarious how cock-obsessed men are all over the world. What funny thing can we convince white moids to eat to make their pp bigger?

 

[Dyn]

What funny thing can we convince white moids to eat to make their pp bigger?

Poison.

 

[Android raptor]

The 50s/60s sure was a great time for women, 2nd wave feminism happened for absolutely no reason at all

I have been watching this exotic food review channel on Youtube where this guy travels all over the world to eat weird shit, mostly in Asia, South America and the middle East. One thing I have noticed that in all those countries the men specifically eat penis and testicles of animals and other shit too that promises "virility" and "potency" and solves all ED problems as well as makes your pp bigger (allegedly). I just find it hilarious how cock-obsessed men are all over the world. What funny thing can we convince white moids to eat to make their pp bigger?

Other men's penises

 

[Lidl Drip]

Poison.

THESE MEN HAVE BEEN DRINKING SOMETHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE AND GROWING THEIR DICKS TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE??!!!?! CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT THEIR SECRET!!

Antifreeze.

 

[Susanna]

Goes without saying somebody must have thought bleach douching was a normal part of hygiene.

As if many men even today have enough of a clue about feminine hygiene to know better.

 

[Dyn]

As if many men even today have enough of a clue about feminine hygiene to know better.

Now you're just being unreasonable, men haven't even figured out masculine hygiene yet.

 

[RussianParasite]

Now you're just being unreasonable, men haven't even figured out masculine hygiene yet.

There was a male scientist that figured it out: something about washing your balls (and making your bed)? Apparently this discovery drove him crazy and he needed to go to Eastern Europe for treatment.

 

[Dyn]

There was a male scientist that figured it out: something about washing your balls (and making your bed)? Apparently this discovery drove him crazy and he needed to go to Eastern Europe for treatment.

I wouldn't call him a scientist exactly, he just watered down 48 laws and rewrote it in a way that would appeal to moids too sheltered to want to think of themselves as full-blown psychopaths.

 

[Lidl Drip]

There was a male scientist that figured it out: something about washing your balls (and making your bed)? Apparently this discovery drove him crazy and he needed to go to Eastern Europe for treatment.

Imagine a society in which all men washed their bums and balls and dongs regularly.

 

[Dyn]

Imagine a society in which all men washed their bums and balls and dongs regularly.

We don't have to imagine, it's called prison. Men actually behave themselves really well when our bad behaviour has immediate, violent consequences.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Most of my interests are male-leaning. The acquaintances and friends I make through these hobbies are pretty much always male. If they're single, they end up confessing their love for me eventually. If they're taken, their wife or gf tells them to stop hanging around me (which isn't as much the guy's fault I guess). idk what the deal is, maybe it's because I'm not a whore and am conservative on a lot of social issues. I don't blame guys for shooting their shot but the number of men who persist after you tell them you're not interested is staggering. I don't really touch TTRPGs anymore and I do vidya completely solo.

I used to think men and women could be friends but now I no longer believe so. I still talk to some men but I do so with the understanding that I will likely need to abruptly and unpleasantly end the friendship at some point.

This is basically the story of my life.

Sometime ago, I became friends with a coworker. Smart, interesting, so much fun to talk to. Very attentive and catches onto things quick. Unfortunately, after a fun night of drinking he, for whatever reason, implied I only liked being with him because I wanted to have sex with him.

This caught me offguard. At that time, I haven't had adult friends at all besides him, so I had no idea how to respond to this interaction. I was a virgin at the time, and I had zero desire to have sex so it was strange for him to say that about me. Weren't we having fun?

It didn't even stop there. Since that time, I've had multiple male friends who I thought were interested in me for my hobbies, personality, etc and in the end they just want to have sex.

I eventually went through the motions as I did with all my male friends. Male friend made what was a budding platonic friendship into one about sex. Becoming distant as a result of awkwardness. I am left heartbroken at losing what I thought was a good friend. Other women don't get it because they don't have the same masculine hobbies as I do. So I am left alone to ponder my existence and place in the world.

 

[community member]

2nd wave feminism happened for absolutely no reason at all

Amazing when scrotes claim that women were just fine with their allotment in society "pre-decline". I saw some doing it in one of the retard containment threads. a mountain of shit so high you don't even know where to start, not that they'd listen to you if you did. lol

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Imagine your gyno's face during the time period this was advertised when he (because they were male) diagnoses you with female hysteria and prescribes him molesting you as a treatment

ummm actually that was in victorian england they would just give women benzo's in the 50's

What funny thing can we convince white moids to eat to make their pp bigger?

Semen + Fanta or Silica Gel