Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

Lidl Drip said:
Is it the heat or why are moids tard-raging extra hard today? Something we said?
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They seem regularly retarded in my opinion. They just come in and say the same things. We say they're violent, and then someone gets threatened or they talk about men also attack other men. We bring up statistics and then they bring up other statistics that unintentionally show that women don't do the same thing in the same percentage as men.

Like for example, thegooddoctor. Someone said that men are smelly and then he tried to say that he smelled fine and it turned out that he actually reeks and shits his pants.

Also, speaking up shitting pants:
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Kung Pow Cream said:
Men will literally say that men do all rough and brutal work and say that women work is soft but then will turn around and be incompetent or intentionally incompetent at tasks that are deemed as simple women's work.

The term is "weaponized incompetence". A woman will ask her male partner to do a task. The man will then begin to proceed to be as incompetent as possible in order for the woman to get frustrated enough that she doesn't ask him to do it anymore. For example, washing laundry may create whites turned pink by a red sock. I have seen men be unable to put leftovers away and will proceed to do it in the most retarded manner. For example, someone put the open container of food into a trashbag and placed it into the refrigerator.

It's quite embarrassing to see folks in this state. It's like they want to be coddled. As I have said before, I blame the parents. But also, the person lives in the modern times and has the internet so there is no excuse nowadays. It's a bit shameful to hear about a male see his father get coddled by his wife and be unable to fend or care for himself and have the male go "Ah yes, I want to live as a man child as well". A lot of the lolcows on this site have this trait and I'd be a ashamed to share it.
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I'm not sure it's always intentional incompetence. Sometimes I will offer to cook a fave meal for my brothers or father. They will always enthusiastically offer to go to the grocery store for me. Sometimes I accept the offer and send them with an extremely detailed list of what I need (such as "DON'T get fat free, DO get self rising, etc). They inevitably screw it up somehow. Not sure if that's better or worse than intentional incompetence and idk what about doing a simple yet unfamiliar task makes men's IQ plummet.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
I'm not sure it's always intentional incompetence. Sometimes I will offer to cook a fave meal for my brothers or father. They will always enthusiastically offer to go to the grocery store for me. Sometimes I accept the offer and send them with an extremely detailed list of what I need (such as "DON'T get fat free, DO get self rising, etc). They inevitably screw it up somehow. Not sure if that's better or worse than intentional incompetence and idk what about doing a simple yet unfamiliar task makes men's IQ plummet.
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The only way to fix this is to make them go back until they get it right or just make them send you pictures if they aren't sure they are getting the right thing.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
Apologies for the double post. But several female family members of mine have said they prefer male gynos because they're more gentle.

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I had typically preferred female gyns, but when I went in for my first child's birth, my ob was for some *%+*=$&^ reason not available (yo, I had to be induced bc baby was over 10 days late, so it was freaking scheduled, but anyway), so one of the other obs in the practice delivered that kid. He was in fact kinder, more patient, more personable, and imo more professional than my regular doc*. He also spoke to me like a sentient person rather than an hysterical git. I switched from that moment, and he has been my ob/gyn and baby-deliverer now for xx years. Funny, I originally liked my first ob/gyn because she seemed very rational and sensible (I didn't need hand-holding), but:

*I am not a whiny person, and I bear pain well. I also do my research and am curious by nature, so I do ask questions. My first kid was breech and had to be turned in my 7th month (it's a very manual process, and some people have described it as very painful). This bitch was all prepared for me to whine and cry and be anxious, and preemptively started shutting me down from minute one, question one. Basically scolding me as though I were being a baby - without a single indication from me of being anxious (I wasn't). Turned out the procedure was nbd (for me) and I didn't even flinch. I swear she was almost disappointed. Can't say I was terribly upset that one of her partners had to deliver my child, other than the wtf about her non-availability for a scheduled induction. I'd have switched after the inversion if it hadn't been so late in my pregnancy.

I'd still opt for a woman gyn if I had to start over, just because, but my actual experience has been that my male ob/gyn was great and had a far better bedside manner than a female one in the same practice.
 
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Generic Anime Girl said:
can we settle for twunks?
Moids have yet to learn that girls want someone who can take care of themself.
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You should watched Armored Trooper Votoms if you wanna see a blue-haired twunk with a fat ass get beaten up/tied up/kidnapped/presumably gangbanged by war criminals at least once per ep.

I love mecha anime, half the time it's gayer than actual BL series (usually intentionally so).
 
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Lidl Drip said:
The only way to fix this is to make them go back until they get it right or just make them send you pictures if they aren't sure they are getting the right thing.
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Agreed. When I was younger, I was told to go to the store to get some canned corn. I got the wrong kind of canned corn and was told to go back, return it, and get the right type of corn. Also, that's kind of worrying how they're unable to go grocery shopping. Again, that's a skill that should be learned when you're growing up and even something you should learn as an adult.

I remember there being a guy on this site that said it takes them hours going through a store to buy what they needed. That's kind of embarrassing.
 
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It’s male entitlement. They don’t need to know how to take care of basic shit because they expect a wife who is financially (and baby) trapped into staying manage him like his mother did.

And when that doesn’t happen they realize it’s because of unrealistic expectations, and finally put the time and effort into bettering themselves.

Haha just kidding. They go murder people.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
I'm not sure it's always intentional incompetence. Sometimes I will offer to cook a fave meal for my brothers or father. They will always enthusiastically offer to go to the grocery store for me. Sometimes I accept the offer and send them with an extremely detailed list of what I need (such as "DON'T get fat free, DO get self rising, etc). They inevitably screw it up somehow. Not sure if that's better or worse than intentional incompetence and idk what about doing a simple yet unfamiliar task makes men's IQ plummet.
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S2g it's like they suddenly can't read English the second it involves a food label. We used to send out my brother for groceries when I lived at home and he would claim to not be able to find something even when the store stocked it right next to the thing he ended up purchasing. Or he would buy like, one can of cat food instead of a few days' worth so that you had to go back out in the morning. Or if they really didn't have the exact thing you asked for, he wouldn't look for a suitable replacement whatsoever and you'd get nothing. checking his phone or texting you to ask was also out of the question for him, so this would also be a fun surprise that you couldn't anticipate until he got back!
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
Off-topic, but do you ever notice how some men sperg about women not having hobbies, and when women try to say they do, and begin listing them, the men just start reeing about how they're not "real" hobbies?
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Is triggering incels a hobby

Edit: @Cpl. Long Dong Silver getting butthurt and mass negrating a bunch of posts most definitely is not a hobby. Also you don't know the difference between baking soda and baking powder and it's not our fault
 
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Vibromatic Heart Bed said:
Haha, I remember that. This is the one, right?

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The moid is SO angry that he failed to babytrap her. Queen is living her best life, she can afford to pay 125% of child support and get cosmetic procedures, and he's struggling with the consequences of his own decisions. Lmaooo
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What the fuck is this shit and why are these retards voting him up?
I think it is creepy that she does not want to see the son at all, not even without the father.

However deadbeats usually do not pay child support l, much less on time or 125%.

Does he realize most single moms are in a far worse situation?
 
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