Now I know a lot of you are thinking ‘that should be obvious’, but I’m kind of retarded that way. And I don’t watch porn or look at naked women secretly, so my only experiences in seeing women’s bodies is through personal intimacy.
I have been with many women of various shapes and sizes. In college, back when I was a young lone wolf looking for trouble, most women you’d see were white. There were some others, but it was really like a beach out there. So you can imagine how my sexual experience was limited to American-born white Christian girls. Never dated a Jew.
After my divorce, the playing field looked a lot different. What had been a beach was now a junkyard. Sure, I would have gone out with some fine cholitas, or even a black woman, but they’re just so different culturally (or married, or have kids, or some other bullshit), that it was a nonstarter. The single ones are just too much into their ghettos for me to relate to. But Asian women? Well, some of them, like Japanese, Chinese, maybe even some Koreans, are pretty educated. Or perhaps even have doctorates. So that’s more my style.
So I’m sleeping with this Asian lady and I’m like ‘Wow, these proportions are all messed up!’ Indeed, her body shape was so distinctively different from any girl I had been with before. And I’ve slept with slightly fat women, in some of my lower moments, but this was not a matter of body weight. This was indeed a matter of shape, of form, of conformance. Indeed, it reminded me of my inspections of the breeds of dogs, for my interest in animal husbandry is above that of other such avocations.
I could spend time listing all the little details I noticed, but I think it would more productive to simply highlight how little hair she possessed. For American women, being filled with some sort of inner demon, feel compelled to remove the hair they bear. But some of the European types, not yet defiled by the images of American media, retain some hair, particularly in the armpits and the groin. These women possess what is alike to bushes. This Asian lady possessed no bushes, only a fine sprouting of a lawn.
Therefore, I am convinced that upon the breaking of Noah’s family, there must have been some great falling, some decision or disgrace that required mark by God, so that the three lines shall be known, and so three distinctive subspecies of man was formed, which perhaps now could be more in number, through the crossings and hybridizations of breeding.