Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

So many women are just expected to put up with a guy having a potbelly, but women are often not afforded the same treatment (excluding guys that have fat fetishes).
the amount of young dudes with huge fucking guts i see is insane, how can they look so damn bad in their 20s. Of course they all have the opinion that a woman shouldn't weigh more than 50kg, when they look like they can't even see their dick because of their massive beer gut.
 
Men are completely faceblind and retarded. It's why so many of them are down to fuck trannies and then get surprised when the fag in a dress has a dick. Then, in typical male fashion, they beat up or kill the troon. Not that I care. Let them fight.
I posted a bunch of troons once on the woman hate thread, and the initial reaction was that they’d bang them (until someone was smart enough to do a reverse image search)
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The most annoying women who use those sites are, in my experience, usually young teens and pooners, mostly both. They tend to be the loudest, most obnoxious, scream about their fag ship being canon, harass people, you know all the stuff the Homestuck and Steven Universe fandoms are known for. They do all of this in the names of "social justice" and "trans rights". really, they just want their shitty ship to win.

The weirdest are the women who love rape fic and rape art of fictional characters. LOVE it. And when you ask them about their fetish, it becomes "uwu its how I process trauma uwu". Bitch, go to a therapist, and stop lying.

The grossest are the CP ones. Less common than it is in male coomers, but still disgusting.

That's a pretty common fetish for women. It often overlaps with women who like Transformers.
Women's thirst for A/O/B fanfic is truly vile. Attraction to masked characters makes more sense: there's mystery and intrigue and they can imagine whatever facial/physical features they want.

Please tell me that pile of shit got his dick cut off and he was forced to pee through a bag, agonizing and lamenting how no one will ever love him or care for him again. So everytime he gets the "urge" to get off he can't. To try to even have some of the suffering he forced upon others.

Though, I do believe that would have been too kind on him; no one deserves to go through that.
No, judge didn't even approve a restraining order. Not that it would have stopped him if he wanted to hurt her again. She was already planning to move out of the area so she just moved that date up.

Yeah no hate on people with implants or trans women that aren't nasty sex pest scammers, but fake boobs look quite a bit different to large naturals and if you've seen enough women you can tell the difference.

See also anyone that uses roastie as an insult unironically because they have no idea how vaginas work.
Something like 50% of women have longer labia minora than labia majora. There are virginal, untouched, good Christian GORLS who would fit the roastie stereotype.

The funniest thing is when men say they just loooooooooove when a woman wears no make-up, but they really just mean they don't like colorful eyeshadow and bright red lipstick. The women they think wear "no make-up" just wear light natural everyday make-up.
"I don't like makeup" just means "I don't like loud/dramatic makeup." No man apart from maybe the Amish would say they don't like lip tint/mascara/subtle eyeshadow on a woman.
 
Something like 50% of women have longer labia minora than labia majora. There are virginal, untouched, good Christian GORLS who would fit the roastie stereotype.
And there are literal prostitutes who have perfect porn star vaginas because that shit is completely random. Plus a lot of porn stars have had cosmetic surgery on their vaginas to get that look.

Dudes have no idea how vaginas actually work thinking they can insult women on the appearance of theirs. Moid moment.

That said, I'm sure the piss-poor sex ed that's taught in US schools doesn't help, since I sure as fuck don't remember getting taught anything about female anatomy other than basic shit about periods and if we have sex we'll get pregnant and die. Sure as fuck don't remember being taught about the clitoris or the fact that vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.
 
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Women's thirst for A/O/B fanfic is truly vile.
ABO is so fucking nasty. Not only is it just disgusting to read, but considering the needy males who are subservient are the ones who are bred, it even stinks of misogyny, just applied to all fictional males. No wonder pooners with hardcore internalized misogyny love it so much.
 
No man apart from maybe the Amish would say they don't like lip tint/mascara/subtle eyeshadow on a woman.
One of my ex’s would clean her makeup off with makeup wipes on the couch as soon as we came home, reminded me of this. I can tell you with certainty that I was more attracted to her without makeup. Makeup is like a fancy dress, yes it looks good for occasions but if the choice is fancy dress 24/7 or normal clothes 24/7 I’m choosing normal clothes, which is the general sentiment from the few friends I’ve talked to about it.
 
One of my ex’s would clean her makeup off with makeup wipes on the couch as soon as we came home, reminded me of this. I can tell you with certainty that I was more attracted to her without makeup. Makeup is like a fancy dress, yes it looks good for occasions but if the choice is fancy dress 24/7 or normal clothes 24/7 I’m choosing normal clothes, which is the general sentiment from the few friends I’ve talked to about it.
that mouse is very cute, but unfortunately most men don't share your views, one of the most common complains from married men is that their wives aren't done up at home, wearing no make up and comfortable clothes. Plenty of men really do expect a woman to be dressed up and in a full face of make up even if she spends her day just taking care of the house and kids. Some older women are so neurotic about this they will get up earlier just to have make up on before the guy wakes up. It's fucking crazy how women have been convinced their natural face is not good enough, but men's is, and they push those ideas onto other women just as much as men now.
 
ABO is so fucking nasty. Not only is it just disgusting to read, but considering the needy males who are subservient are the ones who are bred, it even stinks of misogyny, just applied to all fictional males. No wonder pooners with hardcore internalized misogyny love it so much.
It's this bizarre mix of fetishizing gay men and feminizing them because it's almost always a harem of males. There's also rape/noncon fetish stuff in there with the "but he smells he's in heat so he can't control himself" classic scenario.
 
one of the most common complains from married men is that their wives aren't done up at home, wearing no make up and comfortable clothes. Plenty of men really do expect a woman to be dressed up and in a full face of make up even if she spends her day just taking care of the house and kids. Some older women are so neurotic about this they will get up earlier just to have make up on before the guy wakes up.
The only time I have EVER heard this sentiment was at my cousins wedding. My aunt was talking about how she woke up before him to do her makeup during their honeymoon. Her and my uncle were laughing about how ridiculous that was. As I said in my previous post, the few people I have talked to about this have generally agreed with me.
 
One of my ex’s would clean her makeup off with makeup wipes on the couch as soon as we came home, reminded me of this. I can tell you with certainty that I was more attracted to her without makeup. Makeup is like a fancy dress, yes it looks good for occasions but if the choice is fancy dress 24/7 or normal clothes 24/7 I’m choosing normal clothes, which is the general sentiment from the few friends I’ve talked to about it.
I just don't believe that men say this shit honestly and not just to get good-boy points. Why are Bella Delphine and all the other e-whores so popular despite literally wearing a full face of clown make-up? I have never once seen men fawn over a woman who was genuinely not wearing make-up. The only way I can see this being true is if a woman is genuinely bad at applying it and it looks bad because of that.

Anyways, we should start imposing more ridiculous beauty standards on men. Why are men not ashamed if they have big saggy balls? Personally I would only fuck a guy with big, natural but perfectly perky balls. Ball-lifts and ball-bras need to become a thing. All balding men need to wear a hairpiece. Penis should be bleached to be cute and pink. Men with small balls need to get ball-implants because big balls will be the beauty standard, but at the same time we will only produce pants that fit only small balls so men have to pay extra to get big-ball tailored pants.
 
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the amount of young dudes with huge fucking guts i see is insane, how can they look so damn bad in their 20s. Of course they all have the opinion that a woman shouldn't weigh more than 50kg, when they look like they can't even see their dick because of their massive beer gut.
Moid gunts are so weird. They all have that weird pregnant/cirrhosis look. Possibly cheating because its an older man, but crossposted from the BossmanJack thread. Funny thread, by the way.

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Moid gunts are so weird. They all have that weird pregnant/cirrhosis look. Possibly cheating because its an older man, but crossposted from the BossmanJack thread. Funny thread, by the way.

Remember to always ask a moid like this when he's due.
 
Moid gunts are so weird. They all have that weird pregnant/cirrhosis look. Possibly cheating because its an older man, but crossposted from the BossmanJack thread. Funny thread, by the way.

they look so weird and uncomfortable?? A lot of those dudes drink a lot of beer, there's some research on beer being estrogenic but most of the articles about it online say it's not enough to cause a problem, it's probably cope tho since beer drinkers often have big titties.
 
they look so weird and uncomfortable?? A lot of those dudes drink a lot of beer, there's some research on beer being estrogenic but most of the articles about it online say it's not enough to cause a problem, it's probably cope tho since beer drinkers often have big titties.
Older dudes with beer guts are probably having issues with fluid not clearing; which causes that weird 'swollen belly, bird leg' body that many aged boomers get. Also because they are old and don't work out a lot, they lose muscle tone, which makes the fat they used to have under control, to become more prominent.
 
I wish more men put effort into their looks like women do. Eating a lighter dinner of grilled salmon and roasted asparagus because you had a heavier meal earlier in the day isn’t “being womanly,” it’s caring about your body. So many women are just expected to put up with a guy having a potbelly, but women are often not afforded the same treatment (excluding guys that have fat fetishes).
They do...eventually, when age starts to hit hard. Whether that's 35, 40, 45, 50, they start to get pretty fucking "girly" about it.

And I hate cheap shots, but there's something mildly off-putting about a man being prissy about food. Just eat what you like/what you need/what fits your goal, but I do not need to know about your diet or particular dietary needs, unless you just like/don't like something, which I find mildly interesting.

Similarly, I dislike when a man comments on my food choices. "A salad? That's not food, live a little, enjoy this dinner, blah, blah.". Dude, eating out at a nice restaurant isn't exactly an unusual experience for me, and plus, if I want a damn salad, I want a damn salad. They're huge at restaurants; it's a real meal in any case. Mind your own plate.

And there are literal prostitutes who have perfect porn star vaginas because that shit is completely random. Plus a lot of porn stars have had cosmetic surgery on their vaginas to get that look.

Dudes have no idea how vaginas actually work thinking they can insult women on the appearance of theirs. Moid moment.
Lemme ask you something (you and any woman here): have you ever heard a man in real life talking about women's labia/genitals in the way they do online? I recall one guy decades ago telling me about a previous partner's particulars (big clit or labia, something like that) - not even in a particularly disparaging way, more like omg wtf - but that was our early 20s and I've never heard a man say a thing about it since (except online).

That said, I'm sure the piss-poor sex ed that's taught in US schools doesn't help, since I sure as fuck don't remember getting taught anything about female anatomy other than basic shit about periods and if we have sex we'll get pregnant and die. Sure as fuck don't remember being taught about the clitoris or the fact that vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.
Varieties of anatomy don't need to be taught as part of sex ed. A high school student doesn't need to be explained the deep aesthetic differences between cut and uncut, and neither do they need graphic depictions of different variations of women's genitals. Students need to understand mechanics, pregnancy prevention (emphasis on prevention, ffs, and including "not having sex" as an option, but also steering teenagers away from counting on folklore, finger-crossing, ovulation cycles, and pulling out, plus empowering young women to take control of their own fertility and reproductive lives instead of /in addition to relying on stupid boys to manage condoms), and std protection. If they could just accomplish that, that's enough.
 
I'm confused as to why he posted it at all. He took a look at his picture and thought "yea this will prove me right! this will show those foids what they're missing. Girls love conures"?
With that hapa mishmash of genetics curdling like a KingCobraJFS drink combo? I think I'm good. I think we're all good.

Idk it's hard to find logic and reasoning in a moids irrational actions.
There was an old ass internet show called "What the Fuck is Wrong With You?" that was part of the That Guy With the Glasses website that was really good before he switched to live shows. It seems lost to time and I want the old episodes back. There was an episode where he (Nash) explained that men do retarded shit for no goddamn reason and just go fucking insane, whereas women always have a reason, even if it's not justified.

man: builds fire in public park, strips nude, foot on each side of said fire, thrusts repeatedly while screaming "we's a havin' a weenie roast"
But if a woman sets your crotch on fire, you done did somethin'.

If they know it's artifice, then the woman is a vain whore tricking them with makeup and hair dye.
I wonder if they're afraid of their inner faggotry that attracts them to traps and high effort drag queens, and they need to blame it on the women who the traps and drag queens are "imitating". It honestly would be nice if this troon epidemic made society as a whole shrink away from artificial femininity like fake hair, hair dye, fake nails, fake lashes, tons of makeup, nosejobs, lip injections, breast implants, etc. I get that there will always be women who do that stuff for some reason or another, and coomer men who are into it, but removing the pressure and incentive from the general public would get rid of almost all of it, IMO.
 
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