Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[fake farts]

The sheer overreaction, seethe, and eternal asshurt one lonely thread on the girly pink/purple forum has caused site wide may be one of the funniest things currently on this site. Every single post over the years, every single cope about men being "logical" and women being "over-emotional" undone, in one simple thread. Even their e-daddy is telling them to just fucking neck themselves.

Men truly, undoubtedly, unequivocally, are the niggers of the two sexes.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Tbh I agree that Null gets too many winner stickers, his posts aren't even as good as mine.

Now, your posts are generally funnier because of the sperg outs they bring; Null's has the Null factor as he is the one that feeds.

 

[mmm semen]

I'd say the fact that this thread has caused like 3 spin-off threads of men whining about it and men are pretending that the world is going to end because we are calling their butts stinky is proof that you are full of shit.

Does this include the terf thread where half it is just impotent moids crying when Josh drinks his respect waaman juice?

 

[community member]

I think she may have posted once or twice, but maybe being a woman was enough to set him off

I actually thought she did too, but nothing comes up when I run a thread search on her name

 

[Lurker]

>Otterly
huh? what the fuck did Otterly do? I don't think she's even posted in this thread a single time

she was being female at the wrong time, i guess.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I actually thought she did too, but nothing comes up when I run a thread search on her name

That’s weird. Super random, but the guy tagged an odd set of people. Getting tagged myself though was truly an honor, it means I’m good at pressing people’s buttons.

 

[retard strength II]

I love seeing Otterly (and Aunt Carol) posts, I can't imagine what she said to cause enough seethe to be tagged in a kamikaze banme post.

Anyway what I learned from Null's post is that a man has used tranny bathroom laws to put cameras on changing tables. I didn't know that. I'm not remotely surprised. Knowledge is power but I am really tired and disgusted by sex criminals and knowing about the crimes, I die a little inside each time I learn about something like this and it goes into some part of my brain where I have to numb myself to it.

 

[Panoramic Overton Window]

You are the newest of newfags and you immediately went to this thread to scream at Null like a spastic. I can't even bring myself to tell you to lurk moar. Just delete your account at this point.

Not true, I am the newest of newfags. Fortunately in my brilliance I quickly deduced the thread titled "man-hate thread" existed for... man-hate.

 

[Howslans]

I would be interested to find out what the actual statistics are on this because my gut tells me that women tend to be more liberal, because women are more emotional and liberal policies are often driven by emotion rather than logic.

Let me know the next time you see a woman punch a hole in the wall because she felt frustrated.

On the politics thing though, in Bongland at least, it had been the exact opposite to the ‘women always vote left‘ idea until very recently. It was only around 2015 that women voted more left than right for the first time.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

This thread went from bad to worse so quickly

 

[duckling]

Men truly, undoubtedly, unequivocally, are the niggers of the two sexes.

We can prove it too, with Amerimutt stats. All the pasty scrotes bang on about crimes by black people but they don’t take the info to its logical conclusion: despite making up just half the population, men represent 88% of arrested murderers and 97% of arrested rapists. These stunted little y chromies then have the gall to seep into the tranny threads and act all superior as if their unwashed balls are somehow less odiferous when they aren’t inverted into a stink ditch. They should be THANKING the troons for doing their part to make the crime statistics by sex a little less damning.

Splash your god damn nuts once every 24 hrs instead of raping women to reproduce before the ubersex decides to be done with all the drama and gasses you all. Instead of tolerating a pair of sweaty balls slapping their perenium while they make grocery lists in their heads, the women can cut out the literal middle man and just drive to the sperm bank when they decide 4 cats and a shih tzu no longer meet their emotional needs.

 

[Dyn]

Men truly, undoubtedly, unequivocally, are the niggers of the two sexes.

That's offensive and unfair, niggers put time and effort into fashion and grooming.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

annoying how men are just itching to beat women and get away with it

My momma will kill me if I ever try to raise my voice against women like my momma always says never get into a woman until you mean it, cause there is no use ruining a girls life. If I ever come to hit me and my mother will burry my corpse.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Dude babygirl is the absolute best way to describe your favorite fictional war criminal

tiktok has fully gaslit me into thinking this way too about Call of Duty men too (I have never played the games)

And yeah, both of those went pro-troon. Gloria was a CIA asset anyway

can someone redpill me on glowie feminism?

foot people are unironically horrifying to me for some reason

 

[Dyn]

can someone redpill me on glowie feminism?

Nothing too complicated, Gloria Steinem's entire career was funded and promoted by the CIA because they wanted a bootlicking feminist-in-name handmaiden to try and leach support away from actual feminism and inform on anyone that sounded too radical.

 

[12345]

This thread went from bad to worse so quickly

I can help make it worse!:

Anyone saying men are less emotional just need to look at how we kill ourselves; women will take pills or slit their wrists in tubs in an effort to make finding their body a little easier on whoever finds them, and have have as little impact on the people they are leaving behind whether it's cleanup or emotional. Men will make a big show of it and blow a hole in their head so large it would traumatize anyone who saw it.

 

[Londo]

Can someone make a kawaii babygirl null edit? something like these? he deserves it tbh it's supposed to be endearing

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Best I could do without knowing what program has such... interesting frames/stickers.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I can help make it worse!:

Anyone saying men are less emotional just need to look at how we kill ourselves; women will take pills or slit their wrists in tubs in an effort to make finding their body a little easier on whoever finds them, and have have as little impact on the people they are leaving behind whether it's cleanup or emotional. Men will make a big show of it and blow a hole in their head so large it would traumatize anyone who saw it.

The best way to kill yourself has always, and will always be, walking up to a complete stranger at a bus stop, asking them how their day is going; say 'Oh, sorry, can you hold this for a second.' with your bag, and then when they take it off your hands, you wordlessly blow your brains out with a snub nose revolver.

Funny.

EDIT: Obviously this only works in winter, after a heavy snow. Failing that; a good old fashioned walk in the woods followed by sitting against a tree and shooting yourself. The ideal form of death though is giant ACME slingshot aimed at a concrete pad.

EDIT2: I actually saw a dude off himself at a train station once, that was wild. We were all there waiting for the train to pull in for work, and this guy about thirty-ish people down from me, saw the high speed no stop train coming through the line, took four steps and was out in front of it. Timed it very well, so that he didn't actually hit the ground before it hit him. Turned him into a neon red smear down the track. Very surreal experience, because I can picture him exactly as he was, suspended just before the train hit him, but I can't really recall what else I did that day after calling into work. Messed up stuff, poor train driver though. I think train track suicides are probably the most selfish way you can kill yourself - short of killing others during the attempt. I missed a whole day of work.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Since Dyn is complaining in the other thread about women never "saying how we really feel" I would like to talk about how that actually works out when you are talking to a man. In my experience whenever you try to talk to men about your feelings (usually because they are hurt by the man being a dumbass) men react in one of the following ways:

1. Tell you that what you are feeling is wrong, which is something he as the "logical sex" can just decide
2. Get angry and yell at you
3. Become defensive and offended and disappear for the rest of the day
4. Offer "solutions" to the problem such as "Have you tried just not feeling upset when I do the thing that upset you?!" And then if you don't agree with his solution become angry

This appears to be how most men react when you tell them "What's wrong". I think the anger reaction is the most common one. Most men absolutely are unable to apologize or even admit they have ever done something wrong. Rarely ever have I met a man who did. It really does train you to never say what bothers you and just quietly start to resent them.

 

[Londo]

Since Dyn is complaining in the other thread about women never "saying how we really feel" I would like to talk about how that actually works out when you are talking to a man. In my experience whenever you try to talk to men about your feelings (usually because they are hurt by the man being a dumbass) men react in one of the following ways:

1. Tell you that what you are feeling is wrong, which is something he as the "logical sex" can just decide
2. Get angry and yell at you
3. Become defensive and offended and disappear for the rest of the day
4. Offer "solutions" to the problem such as "Have you tried just not feeling upset when I do the thing that upset you?!" And then if you don't agree with his solution become angry

This appears to be how most men react when you tell them "What's wrong". I think the anger reaction is the most common one. Most men absolutely are unable to apologize or even admit they have ever done something wrong. Rarely ever have I met a man who did. It really does train you to never say what bothers you and just quietly start to resent them.

Tell me how you're feeling Lidl. Believe it or not I am a great listener, and being British I naturally have my own supply of tea.