Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Please don't mind me as I put this back.

 

[LimeRikki]

Who else finds piss bottles totally disgusting?

I understand if you're on the road and it's an emergency, but you need to dispose of that nastiness as soon as you can.

There is no good reason for a man who is at home to ever use a piss bottle. Let alone be the kind of fucking scrote who doesn't clean them up.

Did you know it's scientifically proven that every man who has ever used a piss bottle has a stinky dirty ass?

 

[fishercat]

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Thank you for setting me straight, she really enjoyed the random flowers. It also happened to be a day she really needed them, men reading, go right now and get some.

Edit: I wanted to share this because she was very surprised and very happy with them. It’s bitter sweet how happy she was. I also got her favourite ice cream so I’m sure that also helped.

Those are lovely flowers. Great choice! Flowers are so much better when they're (seemingly) random.

 

[Lake]

My main takeaway from skimming this thread: Are there really dudes out there not washing their asses? That’s pretty repulsive.

Dating apps are filled with women begging for basic hygiene and grooming in their bios. Not wealth or movie star good looks, literally just a man that showers, wears deodorant and shaves his neck. I've legit been complimented for not smelling like balls. Shit's grim.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I've legit been complimented for not smelling like balls. Shit's grim.

To any men reading this: If women don't compliment how good you smell then YOU STINK! It sticks out to us because most men do not smell good, at all. Women also have better sense of smell than men, so even if you can not smell your stinky balls, we can.

 

[Inside your walls]

Since rollback deleted my post, I'm just gonna give a short summary.

If there something I absolutely hate is the "If you find porn abhorrent and shame me for my sexual fetishes, it's most likely you're into something even worse and depraved" cope hardcore coomer moids do when anyone calls them out for being degenerate. Other variation of that mentality that I see that coomers tend to use on women are "If you find porn abhorrent and shame me, that just means you're just an uptight prude that must be into some hardcore shit and needs to be set free through sex".

And usually their cope for this mindset is "Well nobody is perfect!!",
yeah no men or woman is perfect, but that doesn't mean they're
into anal fisting like you. Knock that shit off.

 

[Lidl Drip]

One thing I find very blackpilling about trannies is that it gives a horrific insight into how men view women and what an ideal woman is like to them. They all want to be slutty, submissive TEEN girls (never adult women) that are completely vapid, obsessed with make-up and fashion, weak and incapable of doing anything other than suck cock and act super immature and childlike. "hurr durr estrogen made me dumb like a woman" "uwu gib me headpats and call me a pwetty girl who lubs her plushies". Men will literally be shocked that they are "clocked" as trannies even tho they have estrogen mantits and long hair because, what more is there to being a woman??? Woman is when tits and long hair! You always hear about how men objectify women and I always knew this was true, but never just HOW MUCH it is true until troons started to basically act out an impression of women based on how they perceive us.

Man: "Women are so retarded."
*Man acts retarded*
Man: "Look at me, I'm a woman!"

It's all so tiring.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

So much Josef Fritzl background info lost in the hard drive crash. I'm beginning to think the Austrian Tourism Bureau was behind it.

reiterating my question about austrian people being unhinged and weird

Off-topic but where is every seeing fat zoomers? I keep hearing about obesity rates but all of the white zoomers I see look like twigs.

they're everywhere. at least where i live.

You dodge a bullet that’s a guy who’s gonna get womb envy or some shit. Two years later and he would have been lecturing you on feminism

I mean, he was a bit of a mama's boy.

All men are worthless until the age of 25. 90-95% continue to be worthless after that.

>tfw no cod cosplayer/ tatctical larper bf who purposely covers up his ugly ass face in goggles and balaclavas

 

[BeetleBug242]

I mean, he was a bit of a mama's boy.

I explained your situation as a hypothetical to the gf and told her he was a momas boy she went from sad to “oh that makes sense, I’d say you dodged a bullet” LMAO

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

My main takeaway from skimming this thread: Are there really dudes out there not washing their asses? That’s pretty repulsive.

Without powerleveling too much, once I talked to someone who's part of the job was chaperoning kids to their swimming lessons. That included picking up their clothes and making sure they would be at the right place when the kids came back.
The person was VERY used to the fact that the boys' underwear often had skidmarks.

In my then naiveté I had to ask: Wtf does this gets better?
Her reaction said enough.

So idk if it's like the parents fault or something but it begins pretty early and it's not some "now my butt is very hairy and cleaning it is a lot harder so that's why it only looks/smells like I don't clean myself" type deal. Not that the last is excusable, but it's not like men would find it less gay to shave their butts like pet groomers do to dogs and cats to avoid dingleberries if they can't/won't proper clean it in the first place.

 

[fake farts]

Women also have better sense of smell than men, so even if you can not smell your stinky balls, we can.

Women have a better sense of smell, and better eyesight since we very rarely have color blindness. The Y chromosome really is a human defect.

 

[Jacknife]

Who else finds piss bottles totally disgusting?

I understand if you're on the road and it's an emergency, but you need to dispose of that nastiness as soon as you can.

There is no good reason for a man who is at home to ever use a piss bottle. Let alone be the kind of fucking scrote who doesn't clean them up.

Did you know it's scientifically proven that every man who has ever used a piss bottle has a stinky dirty ass?

Reminds of a little thing that happened in my social circle.

A guy that had a hard time with his parents due to drug stuff, lets call him Maurice, moved out and crashed at a friends place.
they both were sleeping in a room from which it was hard to reach the toilet at night without waking mom up, so they both used piss bottles.

The friend disposed of his and probably assumed that Maurice did the same.
Maurice disappeared over night at some point, the friend moved out shortly after.
When he cleaned out his messy room with his cousin they found a whole bunch of piss bottles, one apparently wasnt closed properly or damaged so it burst when the friends unfortunate cousin curiously grabbed it.

Years later Maurice fled from the police and crashed at the friends new place where he then prepared and sold drugs, during the inevitable raid Maurice thanked him for his hospitality by jumping out of a window.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

@Lidl Drip I gave your OP a top hat because I really wasn't sure how to take it and lashed out in fear and confusion. I have since amended my sticker and I extend my sincerest apologies. You've become one of my favorite posters on the site. Thank you.

 

[Freya]

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Thank you for setting me straight, she really enjoyed the random flowers. It also happened to be a day she really needed them, men reading, go right now and get some.

Edit: I wanted to share this because she was very surprised and very happy with them. It’s bitter sweet how happy she was. I also got her favourite ice cream so I’m sure that also helped.

I think thats great. and with women and people in general, doing little things is so meaningful.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

it’s a statistical fact men are less likely to read books and watch movies that women star in because they look down on us so much

This point in particular is true of every single man I have spoken to about movies/books/vidya. I understand a man not having interest in a chick flick but to tune out just because the main character is female is just mind boggling.

Spoiler

Although I will concede most female characters are written very poorly.

Women have a better sense of smell, and better eyesight since we very rarely have color blindness. The Y chromosome really is a human defect.

Once I detected an odd smell while grabbing a midnight snack. Couldn't identify where it was coming from in particular, just the general room. Couldn't find anything. The smell built into a stench over the coming days, driving me insane. I had trouble sleeping. I had to burn candles in every room of the house. I kept my mouth and nose covered. It was the smell of a corpse, your lizard brain just knows it. I finally got an AC guy out and he found a massive dead squirrel that had got into the attic, chewed its way into one of our AC ducts, and died. It was infested with hundreds of maggots by that point and whenever the AC kicked on it was blowing that corpse air into that room and billowing it around the house.

The entire time my father and brother didn't smell anything. My mother had COVID so I can't blame her.

 

[The Delta Farce]

Piss bottles and shitty pants discussion

 

[Layton Mysteries]

One thing I find very blackpilling about trannies is that it gives a horrific insight into how men view women and what an ideal woman is like to them.

I hope that men don't share their views with trannies, and personally choose to believe that most men, when they don't have too much blood going to their nether regions, do not think the things that trannies espouse about women. To me it seems that the people who make porn their entire sexuality nearly always think about women as just for sex, but in a relationship most men I have met do not act that way. Call me optimistic but I do not think that trannies, who are a very small percentage of men and typically have the most gross sexual tendencies compared to other men, really represent what the average man thinks about women.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

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>some chicks posting in a thread about people of cock are ruining le KF community
>Not the Vordrak incident,Cloudflare shit, DDOSes, or flood of /pol/eddit newniggers that can't assimilate or take jokes

 

[JambledUpWords]

One thing that greatly bothers me is how women’s interests and hobbies overall get taken less seriously than men’s. Like how men will say “X war movie” is “real” cinema, while many things starring women get written off as “chick flicks.” Same goes for music too, as artists women primarily listen to will get written off as “the fanbase of that is only 12 year old girls.” I can appreciate many types of things that get associated with exclusively men or women, but I really wish men in particular would stop writing off women’s interests as superficial, vain, or dumb.

 

[LimeRikki]

Gonna repost the original sperg rhyme I made for this thread

All the scrotes are mad at this thread
It's funny when /pol/tards turn red
Go crying to Null
(Who finds you all dull)
Eat shit, you bepenised inbreds