Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[KelpieSelkie]

I was browsing Reddit, reading a story of a moid who agreed to get married to a woman who hadn't assimilated to the US much. The gist of it is that there is a custom from where she comes from (probably Indian or something) where both spouses are made these bangles out of gold that has been passed down for many generations, made and remade for every couple, and they are made without a clasp so you can't take them off. The moid for some reason agreed to this but then after wearing the bangle for a few days discreetly went to get the bangle cut off without telling his would-be wife. The whole thing with the bangle is retarded to me, but the moid is in the wrong obviously.

In comes a faggot:



This goid practically faints at the audacity of the moid for getting an annoying piece of symbolic jewelry cut off, comparing the very old custom of the bangles passed down with gold from generations past to his BDSM fetish slave collar with a lock. A couple of Predditors fawn over the idea and think it's cute or something, but others point out the danger the retarded goid could be in should he ever be in an emergency involving his neck and his fuckbuddy goid isn't around to unlock it. It would need to be cut off and he would probably make a whole scene while being strangled. He insists that this is fine and he is always around his fellow goid like a good little fuckslave. I hope he dies from strangulation someday. Maybe his goid will get tired of him someday and do it.

Gay men fill me with a hatred like almost nothing else. I absolutely fucking hate them. I am tempted to fedpost about them constantly, as they are nothing but parasites who spread disease both mental and physical. But even a little show of distaste will get your comments deleted on most social media sites.

 

[Freya]

Men failing to iron out their wrinkly cocks on a daily basis is another common hyigene issue they suffer from, usually comorbid with unwashed butt syndrome.

When properly taken care of, a man should have a completely smooth penis and set of testicles. Setting 6 on the iron usually does the trick, unless he has some sort of synthetic parts going on in there. In which case he should switch to whatever number covers the polyester blends.

Hope that helps!

goddamnn unironed cocks are the absolute worst.

 

[FarmVille]

Nothing you can’t achieve with a stepladder, a jar wrench and a library cart.

I always think of this moid manager I had years ago telling me how his mother was coming to stay with them because his wife was going on a business trip for *two days* and he couldn’t handle taking care of his kids for that long.

Men of Kiwi Farms have deluded themselves into believing women over 30 and are in manic states because they weren’t able to grab one of those.

 

[starbies]

This goid practically faints at the audacity of the moid for getting an annoying piece of symbolic jewelry cut off, comparing the very old custom of the bangles passed down with gold from generations past to his BDSM fetish slave collar with a lock. A couple of Predditors fawn over the idea and think it's cute or something, but others point out the danger the retarded goid could be in should he ever be in an emergency involving his neck and his fuckbuddy goid isn't around to unlock it. It would need to be cut off and he would probably make a whole scene while being strangled. He insists that this is fine and he is always around his fellow goid like a good little fuckslave. I hope he dies from strangulation someday. Maybe his goid will get tired of him someday and do it.

Gay men fill me with a hatred like almost nothing else. I absolutely fucking hate them. I am tempted to fedpost about them constantly, as they are nothing but parasites who spread disease both mental and physical. But even a little show of distaste will get your comments deleted on most social media sites.

yeah bangles make me think india but even then, it would be a very niche practise between extremely religious families so I wonder why the predditor OP in question even marry someone like that, probably getting off on getting his exotic bride.

And of course leave it to the faggots to compare something spiritual (I imagine un-take-off-able bangles would mean eternal bond or something) to this penis-kink-bdsm shit. I used to be a handmaiden for goids because they don't have many rights here, but maybe they don't deserve any.

Spoiler: lesbian rights

on the other hand, lesbians are absolutely queens and deserve everything. the lawyers who lead the legal battle to decriminalize homosexuality in India was this pair of lovely ladies. I love women so much

I always think of this moid manager I had years ago telling me how his mother was coming to stay with them because his wife was going on a business trip for *two days* and he couldn’t handle taking care of his kids for that long.

Men of Kiwi Farms have deluded themselves into believing women over 30 and are in manic states because they weren’t able to grab one of those.

reminds me of this post i read in a certain thread

Spoiler: man gud wamun bad

r/thatHappened

I guess we are living in different worlds, corporate dudes are some of the worst. American Psycho was truly a documentary. the only hardworking men I've seen so far have been autistic researchers and blue-coller-workers (some)

 

[Lidl Drip]

I always think of this moid manager I had years ago telling me how his mother was coming to stay with them because his wife was going on a business trip for *two days* and he couldn’t handle taking care of his kids for that long.

Men of Kiwi Farms have deluded themselves into believing women over 30 and are in manic states because they weren’t able to grab one of those.

Men marry women because after moving away from mommy they need another caretaker, women marry men because they like to feel needed. This is due to women's desire to nurture and take care of things that are weak and pathetic and can't take care of themselves.

When a man's wife dies he will immediately remarry to replace her and if he can't accomplish this he will perish shortly after. This has been observed in many studies. However if a woman's husband dies she is less likely to get remarried because she is afraid of replacing the father with a new man (who is likely to molest the kids) and because women are loyal and capable of feeling genuine love for their partners so they grieve the loss forever while men mostly just see their wife as a caregiver/maid that they can just replace. Widows also often feel a newfound sense of freedom after their husband dies and go on to experience a second wind and live many more years.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Shoe0nhead getting married at 32 despite being a dried up empty egg carton who "hit the wall" continues to make the Incels seethe.

I like how ShoeOnhead’s reward for spending her 20s being the ultimate pick-me queen is to be remembered by her audience as a dried-up, empty egg carton the moment she settles down and marries one of her simps.

Each incel only cares if they get their dick wet. The second another incel solves their problems and starts getting laid, they cease to be a member of the crab bucket and become a part of the problem.

We already have incel posts about how Ethan Ralph is a giga Chad, stealing all the Stacies. I’m just waiting on the posts detailing how Chris Chan Sonichu is a giga Chad because he’s been laid by multiple women and currently has a gf.

 

[Stan]

Widows also often feel a newfound sense of freedom after their husband dies and go on to experience a second wind and live many more years.

Queen Victoria did this with a Scotsman named John Brown, some years after Prince Consort Albert (who Victoria loved very much) died at age 42 after a sudden illness. It is said that the Queen requested two locks of hair, Albert's and John's, to be entwined in her hand when she was buried. (And yes, she managed to outlive both of these guys.)

 

[Lidl Drip]

Each incel only cares if they get their dick wet. The second another incel solves their problems and starts getting laid, they cease to be a member of the crab bucket and become a part of the problem.

It's hilarious how fast incels change their tune once they get regular pussy. Men literally get totally demented when they don't have sex. It's also why they project this onto "crazy man-hating dykes who just need a good dicking!!!". They literally can not imagine being happy without sex at all so they think women must be the same.

Lol have sex, incels.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And porn's taught them that spit is a good lubricant. That's fucking disgusting and demeaning, and truly only the shit-flinging moid mind can be convinced that that's okay. "Oh how romantic, he's treating me like a sidewalk curb!"

It's all so tiring.

Porn has gotten so many men to accept the most disgusting, degenerate sex acts as normal and even attractive. I’ve talked to other men who are seriously into the step-sister shit, choking and spitting in bed, etc. While porn is obviously the biggest reason this demeaning fucking filth is becoming widespread, I doubt this would be an issue at all if men weren’t regularly the most coom-brained, sex-obsessed freaks on the planet. Apes flinging their own shit in the wild tend to have more decency and dignity than the average adult man now. At this point I think we should just neuter any man who watches porn at all. It would solve a lot of issues.

 

[EyeGuy]

55-year old Israeli scrote was arrested for glorification of terror over celebrating the fate of the female Gaza hostages:

Palestinian response proves the stereotypes about Arabs being coomers right

Taken hostage? Scrotes will fantasize about you being raped. Rescued? Scrotes will fantasize about you being raped.

There are no good scrotes on either side.

 

[Jacknife]

Men marry women because after moving away from mommy they need another caretaker, women marry men because they like to feel needed. This is due to women's desire to nurture and take care of things that are weak and pathetic and can't take care of themselves.

Symbiosis

 

[KelpieSelkie]

@Budget Starbucks
on the other hand, lesbians are absolutely queens and deserve everything. the lawyers who lead the legal battle to decriminalize homosexuality in India was this pair of lovely ladies. I love women so much


I can't reply or quote you directly, sorry. I've got to disagree with you there here. I have never been a fag hag myself, and I have zero in common with lesbian women aside from being female, so I don't stand with them. I won't say more than that.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

If you are a woman over thirty who can support yourself literally what does a man bring to the table?

A bunch of crumbs and poop stains for you to clean up after.

 

[Dyn]

The whole thing with the bangle is retarded to me, but the moid is in the wrong obviously.

He should have just told her "that's fucking stupid and I'm not doing it". I won't even wear a wedding ring, and anyone who's seen what happens to a broken finger with a ring on wouldn't want to wear one either.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

not just that but women used to feel iffy dating a younger guy now is like the reverse women feel more iffy if they date middle aged guys because is literally shuffling through the trash .

Yeah all women I know who are 30+ are dating guys younger than them. Because men who are 30+ and single are usually single for a reason and not because they wanted to focus on a career like women that age. Those men are usually already divorced at least once or have commitment issues and think they can wait until they are 50 to get married and have kids. Also old men are just straight up gross and have shriveled dicks.

Honestly the past five-six years I've worked with all these people where the guy is like 5-8 years younger than the woman and honestly it's weird to me. I thought it was from being in the field I'm in, we all tend to end up dating within the field and we're all a bunch of weirdos anyways, but it sounds like it's more prevalent than I thought.

 

[Stan]

He should have just told her "that's fucking stupid and I'm not doing it". I won't even wear a wedding ring, and anyone who's seen what happens to a broken finger with a ring on wouldn't want to wear one either.

Yeah, getting all mad and upset and suspicious if your wife doesn't want to wear her wedding band to pottery class or to the gym or even to work is very SDE (small dick energy). I don't know what happens to broken ring fingers when they are wearing rings. I'm guessing it degloves all the flesh from your finger or something horrible like that.

 

[Dyn]

Yeah, getting all mad and upset and suspicious if your wife doesn't want to wear her wedding band to pottery class or to the gym or even to work is very SDE (small dick energy). I don't know what happens to broken ring fingers when they are wearing rings. I'm guessing it degloves all the flesh from your finger or something horrible like that.

Imagine a 600lb deathfat in an anorexic goth girl's corset. You're not keeping that finger.

 

[Stan]

Imagine a 600lb deathfat in an anorexic goth girl's corset. You're not keeping that finger.

Just as well I only wear my ring on Sundays.

 

[CryptidRetard]

Having intrusive thoughts about men who can't cook again

 

[Lidl Drip]

Imagine a 600lb deathfat in an anorexic goth girl's corset. You're not keeping that finger.

I would only ever marry a man that's willing to lose a finger for me. How will a man remember the anniversary if you don't get it engraved in the wedding band?