Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Android raptor]

Pastor moid only gets 12 years for over 600 counts of rape b/c his ministry is a "mitigating factor". The victim is his adopted daughter who was only 14 when the abuse started. Over 30 people showed up in court to support the rapist.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

Male fandoms aren't depraved" is an absolutely wild take.

Genshit's pretty depraved and it's full of """""people"""" like @Itsnatsutalbott / @LLLLL

 

[pursuitsnail]

Yeah, getting all mad and upset and suspicious if your wife doesn't want to wear her wedding band to pottery class or to the gym or even to work is very SDE (small dick energy). I don't know what happens to broken ring fingers when they are wearing rings. I'm guessing it degloves all the flesh from your finger or something horrible like that.

gold, silver, and platinum rings are just cut off with some snips. Now if you're wearing titanium or tungsten rings, things get much.. worse. But who wears rings to ceramics classes, cooking classes or the gym? That's how you lose or damage your wedding and engagement rings.

Just for reference:
McKesson catalog ring cutters
Medline Industries ring cutter
Cordless electrice ring cutter from Kipper Tools
Even a Black and Decker electric ring cutter that can be sterilized
Ring cracker for tungsten rings

It seems gross, but it's just Tuesday in the emergency room.

In the event you've worn a ring so long you can't remove it, even a jeweler should have a ring cutter. They'll happily remove and resize your rings because that's their job.

 

[Inside your walls]

I was inspired by seeing A&H scrotes having a normal one about single mothers


Loving the cope of "Children need just fathers, fuck mothers!!" ignoring the fact that mothers and children have a special bond since day 1 due to the mother carrying their child for 9 months, with there being plenty of documented research and articles documenting/discussing the conquences of children growing up without mother that result.

Children deserve both parents, and maybe instead of demonizing one while putting the other on a pedestal is counter-productive.


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[Freya]

>don't be a career/cat lady
>don't be a slut riding the "cock carousel"
>don't have an abortion
>don't be a single mom
>don't be a gold digger stay at home mom living life on easy mode
there is no winning this game, which is an excellent reason not to play

 

[Karen Horney]

Men failing to iron out their wrinkly cocks on a daily basis is another common hyigene issue they suffer from, usually comorbid with unwashed butt syndrome.

When properly taken care of, a man should have a completely smooth penis and set of testicles. Setting 6 on the iron usually does the trick, unless he has some sort of synthetic parts going on in there. In which case he should switch to whatever number covers the polyester blends.

Hope that helps!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Agree or disagree?

https://www.tiktok.com/@clarksonlawson/video/7266505840889253162

 

[CryptidRetard]

Agree or disagree?

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https://www.tiktok.com/@clarksonlawson/video/7266505840889253162

He's right but he looks like a small John Cena with a splash of Matt Damon

 

[gyogyogotz]

Late on the bald-hate, but I think they should cover their heads with hijabs or something. Baldies are repulsive.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Men who are into big boobs are at least less likely to be gay.

But apparently also more likely to be sexist - though perhaps the mediating variable of Britishness plays a big role in that. Even worse is probably this study that indicates that socioeconomically poor men are more likely to strongly prefer large breasts. Really tracks with the idea of the kind of worthless coomer man that would salivate after a "bigtittygothdommommygf" though

Having intrusive thoughts about men who can't cook again

It's fucking baffling how men can go fucking years without learning how to cook. Think about it - say you have (at least) 1 proper warm meal a day. Over the course of five years that is over 1800 times you have a tangible reason to learn how to cook something beyond boiling store-bought pasta and it NEVER fucking happens. I know women who hate cooking, but they CAN cook. I know plenty of men who hate cooking but they also literally could not bake a pie to save their goddamn lives.

He's right but he looks like a small John Cena with a splash of Matt Damon

He's cute though, I'd redecorate a room with him.

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

Late on the bald-hate, but I think they should cover their heads with hijabs or something. Baldies are repulsive.

I try to bring up my coworker's disgusting baldness as much as possible and this is the winner for today's suggestion.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Late on the bald-hate, but I think they should cover their heads with hijabs or something. Baldies are repulsive.

When I was a child I was literally scared of bald people like it was an instinctual repulsion. I think it's because it's associated with sickness. They still give me the creeps.



Men lament the fact that their wife's stop coddling them 24/7 after having several kids to take care of, one of them divorced his wife for it.

 

[Perun]

When I was a child I was literally scared of bald people like it was an instinctual repulsion. I think it's because it's associated with sickness. They still give me the creeps.

i have the same reaction but usually not towards the bald ones, but those that are balding and have patches missing but refuse to shave it because they're lying to themselves about the state of their hair and think no one notices the hairless circle in the middle of their head. Looks like an animal that has some kinda disease and is losing their fur in patches, I won't post the ugly pictures but they look like they got ringworm.

 

[Stan]

When I was a child I was literally scared of bald people like it was an instinctual repulsion. I think it's because it's associated with sickness. They still give me the creeps.

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Men lament the fact that their wife's stop coddling them 24/7 after having several kids to take care of, one of them divorced his wife for it.

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mf cheating on your wife is not an autistic fixation, that's called being a coomer

 

[Freya]

the word "wedlock" skeeves the hell out of me

 

[FarmVille]

One time when the company I worked for was doing interviews this candidate came in, completely bald with a scraggly chin pube beard at least two feet long. Like some fucking inbred billy goat. I gave that jackass a “do not recommend” so damn fast.

Imagine thinking anyone would be willing to spend 8 hours a day looking at that mess. Probably made it past the screen because HR thought he’d accept his salary in tin cans.

 

[Lidl Drip]

mf cheating on your wife is not an autistic fixation, that's called being a coomer

But if he blames it on "muh autism" then he is absolved from all responsibility! It's just his disability making him be an evil piece of shit.

Honestly avoid autistic men at ALL COSTS. They can NOT feel love. They aren't even human.

 

[*distant thrum*]

Spoiler: Small PL vent

I've recently been dealing with sleeping in my car due to unforseen bullshit and it's been a bit of a drag, to put it lightly. I was discussing my situation with a coworker when a passing moid acquaintance decided to inject his searingly insightful opinion that "If you just settled down and found a man you wouldn't be homeless hurhurhur" I'm not exaggerating when I say I would literally rather be homeless than become the nurse maid to a grown man just for the privilege of living in his shitty apartment. I at least own my cars, I have complete control over my property, finances and time, why on earth would I give that up for someone who's only marginally better off than me with very little in return.

On a barely related note to my venting, isn't using "daddy issues" to dismiss young women's lived experiences with men exceptionally insidious? I'm pretty sure it's been touched on in this thread by people more eloquent than me but the fact that moids will put down women to discourage them from using their own pattern recognition is very telling. What daddy issues really are are girls getting a headstart on being able to identify unacceptable behavior and being able to call it out younger and more effectively, therefore foiling predatory grooming attempts.

 

[Moldy Fleshlight]

Looking at dating again, and dudes make me wish I was a lesbian. I have a secret list of red flags I don't tell guys about- it essentially amounts to behaviors that commonly belong to low empathy, emotionally unregulated, misogynistic douchebags for the most part, you know, obviously incredibly high standards- and so fucking many of them will take themselves out in only a few conversations. Out of scores of dudes, maybe two have passed this vibe check, and even those get knocked out when sexual talks come around, because they're all pornsick fucks who like degrading women. I love how when you mention to a lot of guys that you have standards too, they IMMEDIATELY jump to assuming you must mean you want a Gigachad with a massive dick, and not like, moral standards, because absurd physical standards are the only standards they themselves often have for women aside from "must agree with every retarded belief I have always". This shit is ROUGH. These motherfuckers have the most undeserved cheek, nerve, gall, gumption and audacity.

 

[Chandelier]

Men nowadays don't even like big tits anymore, it's all about a big ass now because they are all obsessed with anal porn and are all faggots. I think most of them don't even care anymore if a woman is attatched to the ass. Men who are into big boobs are at least less likely to be gay.

It was Hollowearthterf (PBUH) who mentioned ass men do tend to respect more of the "assets" of the woman so to speak, while boob men get jealous of their own infants stealing their "birthright."

Anyways, here's a moid admitting he and other men lust after teen girls:

"You have to be attractive to reproduce"