Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

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He looks like a future mass shooter.

That entire thread is hilarious.
I don't think he looks that bad, without the filters he looks like a normal zoomer tbh, I see those broccoli boys walking around constantly. It's like they make them in a lab or something because I swear they all look just like that. I just walk a big circle around them because teenage boys are the worst people on earth. Once I saw one throwing stones at ducks in the park. :(
 
I don't think he looks that bad, without the filters he looks like a normal zoomer tbh, I see those broccoli boys walking around constantly. It's like they make them in a lab or something because I swear they all look just like that. I just walk a big circle around them because teenage boys are the worst people on earth. Once I saw one throwing stones at ducks in the park. :(
That kid looks like a million teen/college boys I know (via my kids, who are that age), especially among the private school set. I'm a fan of floppy/longish hair on boys/men who can grow it. This one, though, is weirdly insecure about his looks, even though supposedly scouted for modeling work (I read his threads at looksmax; and he's far from the most needy and insecure on that site). He's also internet-fibbing about his sexual conquests. He goes to an all-boys school and has virtually no contact with girls. Studying/planning to study CompSci and mentions he spends time on Discord, so that tells you what you need to know. For his sake, I hope he grows out of it.

And looksmaxxing leads to anything from cleaning up to radical surgery. They spend time on that site asking other (male) commenters to rate them and what they should do to look better, which usually leads to sperging about mathematical ratios and suggestions of 5 or 6-figure surgeries. Overall, our commenter got rated "chadlite" and a fair amount of seething and discussions of mandible positioning and whether or not he was jutting his jaw in pictures.
 
Cross posting from another thread

There should be some rule similar to mutt's law, but applied to terminally online right wingers that every time they open their mouth
about how women ruined the west or some other gay shit, you're guaranteed to find a post where they're bitching about how age of consent
too high and that's detrimental to hu-white because men aren't allowed to just fuck and potentially impregnate 16-year olds.
I do not understand that line of thinking. Later, he brings up Romeo and Juliet laws, which is for age gaps within teens. Not older men fucking teenagers. Plus, the onus is normally on older men getting with younger girls (because, you know, the eggs are fresh) not boys with older women (because what a snag, dude).

It's like that comment of that 37 year old man complaining that he's a tall, fit white guy who can't find any women in his age range so he focuses on 19 year olds and twenty somethings.

What's also interesting is said user said he loves having rational and logical discussions with females. That's great, bud! Now let's talk about how teen moms give birth to kids with lower IQs - because maternal IQ does, in fact, matter.
 
What's also interesting is said user said he loves having rational and logical discussions with females. That's great, bud! Now let's talk about how teen moms give birth to kids with lower IQs - because maternal IQ does, in fact, matter.
Or how teen moms are at increased risk of every pregnancy complication including death. Even the fetuses and babies they claim to care so much about are at higher risk of miscarriage and stillbirth with teens.

These dudes just want girls who they can groom and don't know to stay away from them yet. Tradmoids always end up openly creeping on minor girls for that reason.
 
I just walk a big circle around them because teenage boys are the worst people on earth.
God they are, this is actually what I stopped by to bitch about. When I go to the park women and girls politely ask to share the space and compliment me on my <sports equipment here>. Teenage boys and young kids bother me, catcall me, film me, tell me to do a trick, ask me for change, ride their bike in circles around me and try to trip me. Definitely a nog thing too. I hate how comfortable some young boys are with bothering grown women. They start working up to big-boy harassment appallingly early. Only rarely is a parent around, and even more rarely will they call their feral whelps off, I hate them.
 
That kid looks like a million teen/college boys I know (via my kids, who are that age), especially among the private school set. I'm a fan of floppy/longish hair on boys/men who can grow it. This one, though, is weirdly insecure about his looks, even though supposedly scouted for modeling work (I read his threads at looksmax; and he's far from the most needy and insecure on that site). He's also internet-fibbing about his sexual conquests. He goes to an all-boys school and has virtually no contact with girls. Studying/planning to study CompSci and mentions he spends time on Discord, so that tells you what you need to know. For his sake, I hope he grows out of it.

And looksmaxxing leads to anything from cleaning up to radical surgery. They spend time on that site asking other (male) commenters to rate them and what they should do to look better, which usually leads to sperging about mathematical ratios and suggestions of 5 or 6-figure surgeries. Overall, our commenter got rated "chadlite" and a fair amount of seething and discussions of mandible positioning and whether or not he was jutting his jaw in pictures.
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very important relatable data, hehe
 
I don't think he looks that bad, without the filters he looks like a normal zoomer tbh, I see those broccoli boys walking around constantly. It's like they make them in a lab or something because I swear they all look just like that. I just walk a big circle around them because teenage boys are the worst people on earth. Once I saw one throwing stones at ducks in the park. :(
They’re the kind of shitheads who explicitly harm themselves to upset their mothers if they’re depressed, it makes me want to give them a real injury to bellyache about.
God they are, this is actually what I stopped by to bitch about. When I go to the park women and girls politely ask to share the space and compliment me on my <sports equipment here>. Teenage boys and young kids bother me, catcall me, film me, tell me to do a trick, ask me for change, ride their bike in circles around me and try to trip me. Definitely a nog thing too. I hate how comfortable some young boys are with bothering grown women. They start working up to big-boy harassment appallingly early. Only rarely is a parent around, and even more rarely will they call their feral whelps off, I hate them.
Yep :( I got much of the same trying to jog in NYC public parks. The teen boys and the adult male alcoholics (basically a bunch of Hispanic guys drinking 40’s at 9am on a weekday out of paper bags) ruin the experience for everyone else. K
Mathematically harmonized for her pleasure lol. I guess this is why the teen girls think bishonen and Final Fantasy charcaters are so compelling; they’re drawn to have their facial features mimic the geometry of baby animals.
 
I honestly forgot how much the early 2000's sucked.
As someone that absolutely loves 2000s due to it's aesthetics and growing up during that time, one thing I cannot deny how insane the celebrity
culture was especially when it came to female celebrities, how media especially was fixated and creepy towards many young female
celebrities, like there were so many websites counting down when underage female celebrities become "legal". It was disgusting.
You're reading into it too much. I've read the thread and there's maybe 2 people seething. The rest of us see it as a joke, because it is a joke.
There is some truth in this though. I remember plenty of times during my time growing up, especially during the teen years that when a boy would be liked by his female peers whether it's because of his looks or just him being very casual and cordial towards girls with no issue, that would drive his male peers, who girls avoided like a plague because all of them were usually neanderthal gorilla niggers, insane. They would be absolutely seething and usually resort to bullying that boy by calling him a faggot and other derogatory names until he completely stopped talking to girls or started to openly antagonize girls, even his female friends to appease his male peers and prove "he's one of the boys".

This type of phenomenon is also seen a lot when a male celebrity who has a female fans/audience whether because its due to their looks, them not being the typical annoying alpha dudebro or both, start being antagonized by men who are absolutely seething because they managed to garner female attention without acting like a complete hick. Usually that male celebrity then in order to somehow appease those men and to show that he is one of them, proceeds to completely alienate or antagonize the existing female audience.

Matt Rife is a very recent example of this phenomenon
and this video explains it rather well.

I do not understand that line of thinking. Later, he brings up Romeo and Juliet laws, which is for age gaps within teens. Not older men fucking teenagers. Plus, the onus is normally on older men getting with younger girls (because, you know, the eggs are fresh) not boys with older women (because what a snag, dude).

It's like that comment of that 37 year old man complaining that he's a tall, fit white guy who can't find any women in his age range so he focuses on 19 year olds and twenty somethings.

What's also interesting is said user said he loves having rational and logical discussions with females. That's great, bud! Now let's talk about how teen moms give birth to kids with lower IQs - because maternal IQ does, in fact, matter.
Honestly, every time anyone from that sphere starts yapping about age of consent and laws surrounding it, I just think to myself:

"If this was any left-leaning guy like Vaush talking about this shit in such detail, these fags would be calling him a pedophile,
saying how it's very suspicious how he has a vast knowledge about this topic and basically calling for him to get crucified"

I mean seriously, how is this not any different than a leftie man bringing up age of consent laws to try justify children
being put on hormone replacements?
 
during the teen years that when a boy would be liked by his female peers whether it's because of his looks or just him being very casual and cordial towards girls with no issue, that would drive his male peers, who girls avoided like a plague because all of them were usually neanderthal gorilla niggers, insane.
If you mean actual blacks, they will tell you you wanna be white if you READ, blacks are just really weird about their "culture."
 
God they are, this is actually what I stopped by to bitch about. When I go to the park women and girls politely ask to share the space and compliment me on my <sports equipment here>. Teenage boys and young kids bother me, catcall me, film me, tell me to do a trick, ask me for change, ride their bike in circles around me and try to trip me. Definitely a nog thing too. I hate how comfortable some young boys are with bothering grown women. They start working up to big-boy harassment appallingly early. Only rarely is a parent around, and even more rarely will they call their feral whelps off, I hate them.
I mean the white boys around me definitely act like this in the summer too. Sometimes I think the moid lurkers here are probably reading this thread going 'silly women, all their complaints are about non-white men, white men don't cause any of these problems and are UNFAIRLY grouped in with the lesser races!!!'
tbf it's just like...every time you bring up an issue with men it's 'oh they're non-white' or if they are white 'oh they're white trash' or if they're rich 'oh they're probably jewish or honorary jewish'. Or personality like they're soy. Like there's all a factor that means that #notallmen and there's some sort of magical group of middle-class conservative white men in the middle who have never done anything wrong ever.
 
As someone that absolutely loves 2000s due to it's aesthetics and growing up during that time, one thing I cannot deny how insane the celebrity
culture was especially when it came to female celebrities, how media especially was fixated and creepy towards many young female
celebrities, like there were so many websites counting down when underage female celebrities become "legal". It was disgusting.
Plus all the pressure that was on girls at the time to be and look just as much like those celebrities as possible or get called a dyke. To say nothing about the massively unhealthy female body standards at the time (a lot of celebrities and models from that era have since admitted to shit like subsisting primarily on cotton balls and cocaine to get and stay that thin).

Unfortunately the creepiness towards underage girls in the entertainment world still exist, look at how creepy people were about Billie Eilish (or however you spell it) before she turned 18.
 
I mean the white boys around me definitely act like this in the summer too. Sometimes I think the moid lurkers here are probably reading this thread going 'silly women, all their complaints are about non-white men, white men don't cause any of these problems and are UNFAIRLY grouped in with the lesser races!!!'
Truth is there’s very few places where I can sperg a little about men and be racist about it, so I just like to exercise the privilege once in a while. Naturally the moid subtypes you encounter will vary.
 
As someone that absolutely loves 2000s due to it's aesthetics and growing up during that time, one thing I cannot deny how insane the celebrity
culture was especially when it came to female celebrities, how media especially was fixated and creepy towards many young female
celebrities, like there were so many websites counting down when underage female celebrities become "legal". It was disgusting.
Agreed.
It was such a messed up time to start puberty.
I have always been tall and thin/athletic but because I am tall, my body proportions were never going to be the same as a girl who was 160cm (5'3) tall.
I constantly felt fat because everything about me was bigger (especially ribs, hips, butt and thighs) than the other girls. I was also fiercely independent, refused to take shit from people, and as a result got NLOGed a lot - it sucked so fucking much. I can't imagine how much worse it is now for girls because of filters and social media.

I hope everyone in the media during the 00s, especially that bottom feeder Perez Hilton, dies of rabies.
They would be absolutely seething and usually resort to bullying that boy by calling him a faggot and other derogatory names until he completely stopped talking to girls or started to openly antagonize girls, even his female friends to appease his male peers and prove "he's one of the boys".
I lost a lot of good mates because of males bullying one another for having female friends, always resulting in the male friend viciously turning on me to prove himself to "the boys".
And for all their shit about women being nasty, the worst betrayals I ever had were from male friends.
This type of phenomenon is also seen a lot when a male celebrity who has a female fans/audience whether because its due to their looks, them not being the typical annoying alpha dudebro or both, start being antagonized by men who are absolutely seething because they managed to garner female attention without acting like a complete hick.
Lol - a small section of males on here are trying this on Null because of THIS singular fucking thread.
Every time he says something that isn't along their rhetoric of "stupid BPD holes, whaminz ammirite?" they act as if it's all fucking over bros
#RIP Kiwifarms 🙏 🪦

Jesus Christ already with the malding - they all give major crabs in a bucket vibes.
Null must be like them, he is not allowed to have another perspective that differs from theirs, he must hate all FEEEmales.
Honestly, every time anyone from that sphere starts yapping about age of consent and laws surrounding it, I just think to myself:

"If this was any left-leaning guy like Vaush talking about this shit in such detail, these fags would be calling him a pedophile,
saying how it's very suspicious how he has a vast knowledge about this topic and basically calling for him to get crucified"
I mean seriously, how is this not any different than a leftie man bringing up age of consent laws to try justify children
being put on hormone replacements?
It's okay when they talk about it, because reasons.
Also, all of the troonshit is women's fault somehow as we "voted for it" but also all of their fucked up ideals are also our fault somehow because we didn't want to fuck them in highschool.
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Truth is there’s very few places where I can sperg a little about men and be racist about it, so I just like to exercise the privilege once in a while. Naturally the moid subtypes you encounter will vary.
I think black and brown moids are slightly worse than white ones. I grew up in an extremely white, very liberal environment and didn't see a black person until I was 12 and visited Paris with my mom (you can imagine the impression I got was rather negative). I was always told to be tolerant and open and that they are "just like us" but the refugee crisis and living in a large city that gets LOTS of them had made me racist beyond belief. Even my very very liberal family members are expressing racist sentiment now due to having to live with these animals. Not to say white men aren't bad too but black and brown ones are several steps worse because they are just dumber, don't know how to behave, don't even try to follow social conventions and are from more misogynistic cultures. They genuinely believe all white women are whores because we aren't veiled head to toe and they will let you know. Nothing makes you racist like being on public transport with black and brown moids.
 
I lost a lot of good mates because of males bullying one another for having female friends, always resulting in the male friend viciously turning on me to prove himself to "the boys".
And for all their shit about women being nasty, the worst betrayals I ever had were from male friends.
I was also a tomboy up to my early teens and this happened to me several times. I hate those 'girls are way meaner' posts because I have never heard of a girl making up rumours about what you supposedly did together, or humiliating you sexually in public, when previously you'd been actual friends. Especially if they found a way to work private information about you into it while mocking you. Girls can be 'mean' but even if they insult your appearance or call you a slut it is not going to be the same with how inventive a guy can get in sexually degrading you. I am wondering if we have an above-average number of tomboys or former tomboys in this thread now though. There's you, me, android raptor...

Truth is there’s very few places where I can sperg a little about men and be racist about it, so I just like to exercise the privilege once in a while. Naturally the moid subtypes you encounter will vary.

KF isn't exactly short of racist threads - do moids suddenly discover male solidarity when you make racist comments specifically about men? :thinking:
They enjoy making their fair share of comments about sheboons.
 
Honestly, every time anyone from that sphere starts yapping about age of consent and laws surrounding it, I just think to myself:

"If this was any left-leaning guy like Vaush talking about this shit in such detail, these fags would be calling him a pedophile,
saying how it's very suspicious how he has a vast knowledge about this topic and basically calling for him to get crucified"

I mean seriously, how is this not any different than a leftie man bringing up age of consent laws to try justify children
being put on hormone replacements?
I want the age of consent raised to 25 with a Romeo and Juliet clause for underage people within +/- 3 years of each other, not because I think you need to be 25 to make these decisions, but because I want the self styled philosopher logs to cope and seethe about it.

Jesus Christ already with the malding - they all give major crabs in a bucket vibes.
Null must be like them, he is not allowed to have another perspective that differs from theirs, he must hate all FEEEmales.
“Kiwifarms is about freedom of speech, unless you say things I don’t like, in which case I’ll seethe about it for months, follow you around the forum to shriek at you, and repeatedly try to goad the admin into banning you.” Very logically consistent, truly the dispassionate thinky-gender.

KF isn't exactly short of racist threads - do moids suddenly discover male solidarity when you make racist comments specifically about men?
They hate women more than they could ever hate each other.
 
I was also a tomboy up to my early teens and this happened to me several times. I hate those 'girls are way meaner' posts because I have never heard of a girl making up rumours about what you supposedly did together, or humiliating you sexually in public, when previously you'd been actual friends. Especially if they found a way to work private information about you into it while mocking you. Girls can be 'mean' but even if they insult your appearance or call you a slut it is not going to be the same with how inventive a guy can get in sexually degrading you. I am wondering if we have an above-average number of tomboys or former tomboys in this thread now though. There's you, me, android raptor...



KF isn't exactly short of racist threads - do moids suddenly discover male solidarity when you make racist comments specifically about men? :thinking:
They enjoy making their fair share of comments about sheboons.
what if all females are "tomboys," and it just means isolated for avoiding groupthink, or being problematized for refusing to wear skirts and dresses after learning a very clinical fact of life about human genitalia at an early age, or being "weird?"
 
These dudes just want girls who they can groom and don't know to stay away from them yet. Tradmoids always end up openly creeping on minor girls for that reason.
Or women from southeast Asia. Haven't seen it in a while but yellow fever was endemic in the 2000s manosphere.

They'd claim it was because Asian women were brought up with traditional values but we all know it's because you'd be able to hold a visa over her head and she'd have a very tough time integrating and finding friends nearby.
 
what if all females are "tomboys," and it just means isolated for avoiding groupthink, or being problematized for refusing to wear skirts and dresses after learning a very clinical fact of life about human genitalia at an early age, or being "weird?"
Yeah I can believe that. I don't think the majority of girls experience being rejected in favour of other boy friends in the same way though. I would say most women I know don't experience that, until they start dating and break up for the first time. Like the breaking up is worse, obviously, but I think it's less of a surprise.
 
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