Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Chandelier]

Moids will complain about women not being honest about being racist, but then turn around, and do the exact same thing.

Case in point: the current drama about the new AC game.

Tl;dr: Gamer moids are absolutely melting down over the black samurai in it, and reeing "muh historical accuracy" when it's clear they don't give a shit about that, and instead are just mad that it's a black guy since they've never once done the same thing to the countless other pieces of media that have depicted historical figures as coombait anime chicks.

What makes it even funnier is that the series has never been that historically accurate, or realistic (far from it, actually), and the black guy really did exist, and is considered a samurai in Japan. The Japanese also do actually like him, and he, and characters based on him have appeared in media over there several times. Finally, there is also a real Japanese protagonist in the game as well, but she doesn't count because she's a woman, or something.

AC fan here. The issue with Yasuke and the game itself, aside from the outrageous prices, is the fact the game is written by a woman who wrote a book on underage boys fucking Samurai for gender studies. No, I'm not joking. Yasuke was in Nioh, and actually looks better there than in the AC Game. He actually looks African, vs Killmonger with dreads.

Aveline de Grandpre had an entire game based on her, and so did Adewale. Ubisoft can easily tap into genuine African history and make a game based on that, but they're just lazy.

When the Assassin's Creed Sisterhood movement tried and failed to take off, they note Elise de la Serre was meant to have a larger role in Unity, but cut it because the company thought male gamers didn't want to play her (despite Lara Croft already being an icon by then), and how forcing Kassandra into a straight relationship was, according to some fans on Reddit, lesbian corrective rape. I am not kidding. You can play Evie Frye briefly in Syndicate but Jacob has always had more fan support.

The games totally veered away from the groundedness of Origins to the craziness of Odyssey and Valhalla. Mirage ended up looking worse than Unity, a TEN YEAR OLD GAME.

 

[Viper the rappah]

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Leftist sound super violent but mask it as "being progressive". They are fake retards that don't care about solving issues but only jump in to parrot people who are actually revolting ignoring other issues. Yknow "fatphobia"? Well why do people permit judging someone for looking fat when they can change it but can't for person born with fucked facial genetics and then some guy that acts like guru goes and shits out copium that you just need to work on X and Y thing as if that will work on everyone

 

[Bunny Tracks]

AC fan here. The issue with Yasuke and the game itself, aside from the outrageous prices, is the fact the game is written by a woman who wrote a book on underage boys fucking Samurai for gender studies. No, I'm not joking.

Why the fuck is everyone complaining about race, and historical accuracy bullshit then?

Was her being the game's author just found out?

 

[pursuitsnail]

Oh to have the unwarranted confidence of a fat old bald man who everyone has always been nice to because they feel bad for him.

He could be the prettiest man in the universe, and it wouldn't make up for him being banned from all the local Starbucks for harassing the baristas and never having gotten over it.

 

[Inside your walls]

Is there anything more insecure and unattractive than men who try to shit on women's appearance who are lightyears out of their league?

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Oh to have the unwarranted confidence of a fat old bald man who everyone has always been nice to because they feel bad for him. Women will pretend short little goblin men with no hair are attractive because they don't want them to kill themselves and the little goblin doesn't even realize that he is being pitied and that he isn't actually a chad. It's just tragic.

Remind a man that he is ugly and unfuckable today.

Oh hey, it's Royce, Mersh from Revenge of the CIS's roided Oompa Loompa who pretends to be a conservative man, calls other mixed-race couples swingers despite himself being a Latino man married to an Armenian woman and actively participating in a swinger lifestyle. He was also caught following a NSFW cuck account that retweeted tranny porn on his Twitter.

Spoiler: Very classy conservative values here, Warning: NSFL

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Is there anything more insecure and unattractive than men who try to shit on women's appearance who are lightyears out of their league?

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Oh to have the unwarranted confidence of a fat old bald man who everyone has always been nice to because they feel bad for him. Women will pretend short little goblin men with no hair are attractive because they don't want them to kill themselves dozens of strangers in a moid moment and the little goblin doesn't even realize that he is being pitied and that he isn't actually a chad. It's just tragic.

Remind a man that he is ugly and unfuckable today.

Moids will complain about women not being honest about being racist, but then turn around, and do the exact same thing.

Case in point: the current drama about the new AC game.

Tl;dr: Gamer moids are absolutely melting down over the black samurai in it, and reeing "muh historical accuracy" when it's clear they don't give a shit about that, and instead are just mad that it's a black guy since they've never once done the same thing to the countless other pieces of media that have depicted historical figures as coombait anime chicks.

What makes it even funnier is that the series has never been that historically accurate, or realistic (far from it, actually), and the black guy really did exist, and is considered a samurai in Japan. The Japanese also do actually like him, and he, and characters based on him have appeared in media over there several times. Finally, there is also a real Japanese protagonist in the game as well, but she doesn't count because she's a woman, or something.

Gamer moids only care about two things in games: coom and power fantasy projection. If they can't have either, they meltdown.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Today's dose of reddit fuckery, courtesy of TwoXChromosomes:

My (f22) boyfriend (m24) threw a dildo at me and kicked me because i wouldn't swallow

Tl;dr: pornsick bf makes a comment about how "bitches better swallow", OP is rightfully grossed out. Later, OP is giving the moid a blowjob and playfully lets it spill out of her mouth, which triggers the hilariously terrifying tardrage event. OP runs away to safety. The ape then tries to guilt trip and manipulate OP, saying he lashed out because of "humiliation" and being in a "very vulnerable position" (there was a dildo involved, after all). In the updates, OP defends him and apologizes for "acting out of pettiness".

"I think I'm going to explain to him that if any reaction like that happens again we are done forever. immediately. we will also have a talk about misogyny and him ever making degrading statements like that. I'm glad i didn't break up with him a few months ago when everyone told me to, so hopefully this is something he will fix as well."

 

[Lidl Drip]

Today's dose of reddit fuckery, courtesy of TwoXChromosomes:

My (f22) boyfriend (m24) threw a dildo at me and kicked me because i wouldn't swallow

Tl;dr: pornsick bf makes a comment about how "bitches better swallow", OP is rightfully grossed out. Later, OP is giving the moid a blowjob and playfully lets it spill out of her mouth, which triggers the hilariously terrifying tardrage event. OP runs away to safety. The ape then tries to guilt trip and manipulate OP, saying he lashed out because of "humiliation" and being in a "very vulnerable position" (there was a dildo involved, after all). In the updates, OP defends him and apologizes for "acting out of pettiness".

"He was in a vulnerable situation" is such a bullshit excuse. He was so grossed out by his own spunk dribbling onto him that he tardraged. He thinks his own cum is that disgusting but expects her to swallow it. It's unreal.

 

[Lurker]

"He was in a vulnerable situation" is such a bullshit excuse. He was so grossed out by his own spunk dribbling onto him that he tardraged. He thinks his own cum is that disgusting but expects her to swallow it. It's unreal.

fucking hell, this reminds me of some chick on reddit who was in a relationship with a troon and he apparently hit her with his dilator? and SHE was apologetic.

 

[Lidl Drip]

fucking hell, this reminds me of some chick on reddit who was in a relationship with a troon and he apparently hit her with his dilator? and SHE was apologetic.

A bloody dilator even... I remember that story also. And yet men think that women need to lower their standards... they are in hell

 

[Sped Racer]

Today's dose of reddit fuckery, courtesy of TwoXChromosomes:

My (f22) boyfriend (m24) threw a dildo at me and kicked me because i wouldn't swallow

Tl;dr: pornsick bf makes a comment about how "bitches better swallow", OP is rightfully grossed out. Later, OP is giving the moid a blowjob and playfully lets it spill out of her mouth, which triggers the hilariously terrifying tardrage event. OP runs away to safety. The ape then tries to guilt trip and manipulate OP, saying he lashed out because of "humiliation" and being in a "very vulnerable position" (there was a dildo involved, after all). In the updates, OP defends him and apologizes for "acting out of pettiness".

Imagine being with a man who tardrages from getting his own bodily fluids on him so hard he attacks you with a literal dildo and then being unsure if you should stay with him.

Couldn't be me.

 

[Lurker]

A bloody dilator even... I remember that story also. And yet men think that women need to lower their standards... they are in hell

Spoiler: found it

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Imagine being with a man who tardrages from getting his own bodily fluids on him so hard he attacks you with a literal dildo and then being unsure if you should stay with him.

It is a lot worse if you read the attachments, he attacked her with a dildo that was just up his ass.

This might be the first case of gay panic I have heard of occurring during (heterosexual?) coitus.
She needs to get the hell out of there before she catches him with a man and he does a full chimp-out.

After I left we texted about it and apparently he reacted that way out of humiliation. we were doing some pretty kinky emberassing stuff for him (which is why there was a dildo). He explained that he was in a very vulnerable position showing me a side if him that no one else has seen.

edit. fixt' 3rd world gramerr

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

"He was in a vulnerable situation" is such a bullshit excuse. He was so grossed out by his own spunk dribbling onto him that he tardraged. He thinks his own cum is that disgusting but expects her to swallow it. It's unreal.

This is what happens when you as a woman fail to fulfill your designated role as spunk receptacle: rapeape tardrage + classic DARVO!

Deny: he laughs/brushes off the gross comments about "bitches better swallow"
Attack: literally THROWS A POOPY DILDO AND KICKS HER
Reverse victim and offender: "I was in a vulnerable position, you were only having sex with me to prove a point, you made me feel dirty and used, HoW CoUlD yOu Do ThIs To MeEEEEEEE??!!"

I wish moids like this would just fuck each other and leave women alone

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Is there anything more insecure and unattractive than men who try to shit on women's appearance who are lightyears out of their league?

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Oh to have the unwarranted confidence of a fat old bald man who everyone has always been nice to because they feel bad for him. Women will pretend short little goblin men with no hair are attractive because they don't want them to kill themselves and the little goblin doesn't even realize that he is being pitied and that he isn't actually a chad. It's just tragic.

Remind a man that he is ugly and unfuckable today.

This is the same energy as that Sydney Sweeney photo we talked about a while back. Someone takes unposed candids of Taylor busting her ass at the gym and some clown goes "haha, so mid, wouldn't bang", while he looks like someone glued pubes to his face.

I don't care much for T-Swift's music, but I love the fact that merely by existing and being successful she's created a legion of crazed idiots who are constantly trying to shit on her and only showing their own pettiness and insecurity. Endless laughs to be milked.

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is the same energy as that Sydney Sweeney photo we talked about a while back. Someone takes unposed candids of Taylor busting her ass at the gym and some clown goes "haha, so mid, wouldn't bang", while he looks like someone glued pubes to his face.

I don't care much for T-Swift's music, but I love the fact that merely by existing and being successful she's created a legion of crazed idiots who are constantly trying to shit on her and only showing their own pettiness and insecurity. Endless laughs to be milked.

I think moids are so fried from looking at online influencers (and porn), that they’re now horrified by looking at women, even famous ones, doing normal activities. It’s impractical to wear a full face of makeup for going to the gym or swimming. Most women know this, and likewise either wear no makeup, or very minimal makeup. The moids themselves trying to make women insecure over this stuff aren’t even attractive. They’ll taunt women with ideas like they’ll “hit the wall” at any moment, but somehow leave out fat and balding men out of the “hit the wall” category.

 

[Inside your walls]

AC fan here. The issue with Yasuke and the game itself, aside from the outrageous prices, is the fact the game is written by a woman who wrote a book on underage boys fucking Samurai for gender studies. No, I'm not joking. Yasuke was in Nioh, and actually looks better there than in the AC Game. He actually looks African, vs Killmonger with dreads.

Aveline de Grandpre had an entire game based on her, and so did Adewale. Ubisoft can easily tap into genuine African history and make a game based on that, but they're just lazy.

Honestly, a very good point regarding this discourse is the fact that people probably would've been way more receptive of Yasuke in AC, if he wasn't instantly put in a Samurai armor, rather that he was represented in a more grounded and accurate as Oda Nobunaga's retainer that was ridiculed and mistreated at first by he nobles but then slowly built himself up and rising up against the tyranny/oppression while looking out for those less fortunate aka a story that has been told in AC numerous times and worked pretty well.

However this discourse also reminds me of when AC Valhalla got revealed and gamer scrotes were being smug about how Ubisoft must be desperate for money since they're resorting to making a game with white protagonists, only for them for get upset and try to say Ubisoft hates anything trad and Christian when it was revealed that the main antagonist of the game is a Christian king seeking to Christianize the pagan Vikings in a more coercive and brutal way (correct me if I'm wrong).

It was either that or trad gamer moids having their own version of mommy and daddy fighting but with paganism vs. Christianity discourse and realization that they cannot be both of those things.

Why the fuck is everyone complaining about race, and historical accuracy bullshit then?

Because all the so-called "history buffs" moids when they say they like history, they don't mean they like actual history, they mean babby moid's basic history such as The Roman Empire, Crusades and WW1&2, and bit of Japanese history if they are a weeb

 

[Lidl Drip]

Wish I had a cat tbh.

 

[Lurker]

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Wish I had a cat tbh.

replace the word 'cat' with 'handsome strong lumberjack who doesn't watch porn'

 

[Chandelier]

Oh to have the unwarranted confidence of a fat old bald man who everyone has always been nice to because they feel bad for him. Women will pretend short little goblin men with no hair are attractive because they don't want them to kill themselves and the little goblin doesn't even realize that he is being pitied and that he isn't actually a chad. It's just tragic.

Him being a tranny addict fits when his wife looks like a Wallace and Gromit side piece:

Why the fuck is everyone complaining about race, and historical accuracy bullshit then?

Was her being the game's author just found out?

We Wuz Samurai, literally. Blacks complain when they don't get "represented", so instead of making games in Africa they make an obscure side character the main because he's black. Forget Nobunaga - you need that Sweet Baby Inc money! They didn't do this in Mirage despite the Muslims owning African slaves, of shockingly even Valhalla, where that game's Angrboda looks like a blue giant,vs a black woman in GoW.

It's the St. Floyd Reckoning. They need those ESG bucks.