Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate & Woman-Hate Thread-Hate Thread

[Golden Face]

@Null Holy Shit, what whiny little baby you are. A couple of bros say mean things about your precious little princesses, and you throw a multipost bitchfit. Gee, almost like this is the kiwi farms where the supposed edgy trolls lurk that scare the rest of the internet and Mainstream. But nah, you want reddit 3.0 where everyone is sucking on your dick daily and simping for BPD bitches in a delusional hope that just one of them will let you put your tiny peepee inside their wrinkled vagina. Josh, you are definition of a failure, your mother hates you, the media thinks you're a Nazi, and you have burned a bridge with everyone who could've helped you. So you know what, ban me you beta ass boy scrub. And make it Permanent.

Spoiler: Piss

And as for you ladies, @Lidl Drip @Golden Face @JambledUpWords @Android raptor @Otterly @Kari Kamiya @PaladinBoo @Vril-Dame vom Aldebaran @Snazzy Sneedy Snake

EAT A DICK

if i'm gonna eat a dick, can i at least get some sauce on the side? maybe a drink? thanx

 

[Kalsarikännit]

if i'm gonna eat a dick, can i at least get some sauce on the side? maybe a drink? thanx

The sauce and drink comes with the dick, m’lady

 

[Shidoen]

if i'm gonna eat a dick, can i at least get some sauce on the side? maybe a drink? thanx

The sauce and drink comes with the dick, m’lady

Revolting

 

[Golden Face]

The sauce and drink comes with the dick, m’lady

i want a soup and salad too and there better not be fucking croutons

 

[Kalsarikännit]

i want a soup and salad too and there better not be fucking croutons

Excuse you? Croutons are the best part of the fucking salad. I’ll eat them if you won’t.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So he let the cat out of the bag to punish me, which isn’t great but hey, Null didn’t ban me and Lem can’t hold that one over my head anymore.

Out of all people who wrote smear pieces about the forum you are by far my favorite, unironically. You at least have the balls character to come here, see the place for yourself and talk to us. I would even dare to suggest that you find some value in it if you decided to stay with us.

 

[Shidoen]

i want a soup and salad too and there better not be fucking croutons

Excuse you? Croutons are the best part of the fucking salad. I’ll eat them if you won’t.

Are you fucking serious you don’t like Croutons? The best croutons in the world are pumpernickel and you tell me you hate them? You dashed the chances of that marriage achievement there bucko.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

You dashed the chances of that marriage achievement there bucko.

It’s so over. No salads getting tossed today.

 

[Golden Face]

Croutons are the best part of the fucking salad.

Are you fucking serious you don’t like Croutons?

Eat your vegetables, fatties.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Eat your vegetables, fatties.

That’s what the whole rest of the salad is for thoughbeit

 

[Shidoen]

Eat your vegetables, fatties.

I bet you slather your salad in vinegar and sauce you fucking dirty whore.

It’s so over. No salads getting tossed today.

This is the worst orgy ever

 

[Golden Face]

all you need for a proper salad dressing is red wine vinegar and a light splash of olive oil. anything else is haram

 

[Shidoen]

all you need for a proper salad dressing is red wine vinegar and a light splash of olive oil. anything else is haram

You’ve suffered one too many ranch people haven’t you? I understand your torment. For salads I just eat the croutons by themselves and have a cold salad without any sauce or seasoning.

 

[Mr Bunny]

All you niggers talking about salad for dinner, but haven't said what you're drinking? Is this even a dinner date?

 

[Golden Face]

You’ve suffered one too many ranch people haven’t you? I understand your torment. For salads I just eat the croutons by themselves and have a cold salad without any sauce or seasoning.

i do actually have a traumatic experience involving ranch. a friend practically force fed me ranch dipped pizza because according to him it's better than crack.

i don't think i'll ever recover TBH.

 

[Shidoen]

All you niggers talking about salad for dinner, but haven't said what you're drinking? Is this even a dinner date?

I don’t drink alcohol often, last time I did I drink texted the farms. Maybe for a dinner date I’ll try red wine and see if I’m worth sophistication.

i do actually have a traumatic experience involving ranch. a friend practically force fed me ranch dipped pizza because according to him it's better than crack.

i don't think i'll ever recover TBH.

I can’t say I’ve ever dipped anything into ranch. I like eating most foods plain honestly.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I don’t drink alcohol often, last time I did I drink texted the farms.

All the more reason to drink and entertain me.

Maybe for a dinner date I’ll try red wine and see if I’m worth sophistication.

Never liked wine myself, prefer whisky.

 

[Golden Face]

the only kind of beer that tastes good is root beer. i'm convinced that people who actually enjoy the taste of alcohol aren't human.

water is the best drink to have with a meal though.

 

[Shidoen]

Sarsaparilla is the king of drinks

 

[Mr Bunny]

the only kind of beer that tastes good is root beer. i'm convinced that people who actually enjoy the taste of alcohol aren't human.

water is the best drink to have with a meal though.

"acquired taste" is basically another way of saying you drink enough that you've numbed or wrecked your taste buds. Hence why I go straight for the strong stuff the quicker they get wrecked the quicker it tastes "fine"