Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate & Woman-Hate Thread-Hate Thread

[POWER IN MISERY]

i officially hate nigger woman man nigger hate groom groom. fucking FAGGOT nigger woman man radio controls in my skull, always listening, even when i sleep

 

[Shidoen]

i officially hate nigger woman man nigger hate groom groom. fucking FAGGOT nigger woman man radio controls in my skull, always listening, even when i sleep

Black women are alright.

 

[demicolon]

Root beer was the best I've had. Almost all beer here, even the "high quality" ones have a peculiar aftertaste of gasoline but it's the cheapest vehicle of inebration if that's what you're looking for. Recently I had the pleasure to taste a Czech beer and, while quite bitter, its taste was an order of magnitude better than whatever Poland could offer.
Vodka I can't understand. It tastes like jet fuel and your head starts hurting very quickly so even if you drink it just to get wasted it's not fun.

I want some of that good shit, the pure alcohol wine the ancient Greeks made that could knock out a Cyclops after a few gulps.

Ancient Greeks would call you a barbarbar for wanting to drink undiluted wine.

I don't eat meat, animals are too cute to eat.

Would you eat a guy?

Wine tastes like shit and I don’t know why women pretend to like it.

Instead of being bitter like beer it's either sour or sweet. It also has the advantage of not being tainted with estrogens from hops. I like the sour ones but can't stand the sugary ones women seem to adore. Quod erat demonstrandum:

I only drink sweet white wine tho cause dry wine is disgusting.

 

[Dyn]

Vodka I can't understand.

I like the taste of alcohol but I don't like the taste of oak planks or peat moss or any of the other gross inedible shit they put in it to try and pretend it's "aged" and "cultured" and "single malt" or whatever. A nice grain vodka is great to just kick back and sip on.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Would you eat a guy?

Do I gain his power and stay young forever if I do?

 

[AIKA]

Do I gain his power and stay young forever if I do?

Given Bathory is no longer with us, I don't think hemomancy or similar methods are the path to immortality.

Root beer was the best I've had. Almost all beer here, even the "high quality" ones have a peculiar aftertaste of gasoline but it's the cheapest vehicle of inebration if that's what you're looking for. Recently I had the pleasure to taste a Czech beer and, while quite bitter, its taste was an order of magnitude better than whatever Poland could offer.
Vodka I can't understand. It tastes like jet fuel and your head starts hurting very quickly so even if you drink it just to get wasted it's not fun.

Czech Republic / Slovakia have some really good beers and snacks to go with.

Try out Tatra Tea, it's a liquor but very enjoyable despite the absurd graduation it has.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't think hemomancy or similar methods are the path to immortality.

It's a no from me then. I doubt men taste very good. There is a reason we don't eat predator animals.

 

[demicolon]

Do I gain his power and stay young forever if I do?

Have you seen the movie Ravenous? Devouring man meat gives you the power to regenerate from bullet wounds.

Given Bathory is no longer with us, I don't think hemomancy or similar methods are the path to immortality.

Liz Bathory bathed in the blood of virgin women send to her to learn court etiquete, which doesn't grant immortality.

There is a reason we don't eat predator animals.

Aztecs who ate dogs would like to have a word with you.

 

[Dyn]

I doubt men taste very good. There is a reason we don't eat predator animals.

They taste fine. Omnivores usually taste pretty good. There are even a lot of obligate carnivores that taste pretty good, almost all fish, snakes, monitors, crocodiles, alligators, big cats, all are predators and all are fine eating.

 

[RichardMongler]

It's a no from me then. I doubt men taste very good. There is a reason we don't eat predator animals.

Good to know you're on the menu then.

 

[Stan]

Don't be sad its over. Be happy it happened.

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You’re not wrong, but too bad for Hitler that he didn’t get to enjoy it.

Spoiler: historical analysis

Tbh the genocide part worked just fine, problem is he lost the war. Then, Hitler made a late-inning call to just lean in to this Endlösung der Judenfrage with expectations that Jews would pay out like the Sudentenland and France and Belgium did. But the Jews had already gone through multiple rounds of Nazi expropiation, so there wasn't much left for the SS to take except hair, lousy clothes, eyeglasses, shoes, gold teeth, and of course, their lives.

Out of all people who wrote smear pieces about the forum you are by far my favorite, unironically. You at least have the balls character to come here, see the place for yourself and talk to us. I would even dare to suggest that you find some value in it if you decided to stay with us.

Times have changed since 2016. I got older and a little more relaxed. Null talked about this a bit, but I was genuinely confused between then-CWCki-forums and PVCC. I did think Kiwi Farms was behind the elaborate schemes that Null says were a PVCC joint. Especially the very egregious ones; the sweethearts and the ruses. I see now that Kiwi Farms was probably not directly involved with these pranks/entrapments. Nevertheless all the hot tea that came from these deceptions is hosted on the CWCki in minute detail, so I don’t think kiwi farms the community or Null is totally clean and blameless on this issue. I do think that the continued Internet attention on Chris was detrimental to his sanity. I also think the character of the community became more restrained and principled about not cowtipping as it grew to feature hundreds of lolcows.

Alcohol discussion

White wine is the boss, I love it. Reds can be good too but it's hit or miss. Spanish rioja is always a miss for me. Ditto pinot noir. Of the whites, the finest thing in the world is a good, dry German Riesling from the Middle Rhein Valley. The stuff from Mosel is also very good. Next up is prosecco/sekt/cava/champange, then Chardonnay. I feel Pinot Grigio lacks flavor, at least at my price point of ~15-20 USD per bottle, and that Sauvignon blanc has this weird fishy, seawater flavor I do not personally enjoy.

Beer is okay. I don't enjoy the bitter ones like IPA, but I had some delicious pilsners and dark beers in Munich when I visited the city with my mom.
Distilled alcohol all tastes pretty bad, but vodka is alright. At least its not rife with tannins and other molecules that enhance your hangover symptoms. I hate tequila and hard seltzers.

 

[Lidl Drip]

They taste fine. Omnivores usually taste pretty good. There are even a lot of obligate carnivores that taste pretty good, almost all fish, snakes, monitors, crocodiles, alligators, big cats, all are predators and all are fine eating.

But with their modern diet of twinkies, dorritos, jagermeister and mountain dew? Most of the ones around here would be all lard anyways. Probably would make soap from them instead.

Good to know you're on the menu then.

I would probably taste pretty good since I am exclusively grass fed if you think about it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

The people who want the Autistic Thunderdome deleted are weaklings who can't cope with the reality that Western civilization is measurably getting worse and there will be absolutely no escape from its decline. I've heard them bitch, moan and complain endlessly when they refuse to present an alternative. The fact is the world is getting more political, and while no one's asking you to shill for whatever dubious interest group maybe promoting, desperately trying to flee and insist others join you in flight is a dishonest attempt to depoliticize and ignore measurable problems afflicting our society.

Yes, this site was founded to mock the willfully stupid decisions of the internet's village idiots. Nobody has ever denied this, and what draws me to this site is that there is no other site quite like this. There is nothing in any other community that matches the collective meticulousness in documenting the erratic behavior of particular individuals. That actual journalists come here and source posts for their articles speak to our reach.

As to what I would consider uncompromising, do you see anti-racists and racists coming to anything mutually agreeable? Do you see feminists and anti-feminists coming to anything mutually agreeable? The course of this entire thread has shown ample evidence to the contrary. Put plainly, you're going to have to cope with that fact that people will have conflicts of interest.

The apolitical stuff is a cope and visibly a lie. But since this is how the site works we have no choice but to abide by this unwritten rule as best as we can.
Also, if we allowed to site to become another chan, we would gain nothing. I never participated in any of those cause I despise the brainrot and low IQ, incapable of forming coherent thoughts meme spam. When the "right" (convenient for progressives that the incels and other unwashed NEETs are considered the right) takes over spaces they just do their groyper dance and defecate over everything, only to leave when there is nobody else but degenerate weebs and habitual boundary trespassers left.
But, the lefties are 100% correct that everything is political. They are also correct about systems, instead of the boring focus on individuals we see with libs.

 

[Cats]

Fractal Hatred...this is good. Soon we will have official kiwifarms official kiwifarms official kiwifarms man hate thread hate woman man thread hate Hate thread thread. Keep propagating this, it's good. I like it. I like hate, raw hate. I like seeing it, being embroiled within it. I like the way it feels to be angered.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

all you need for a proper salad dressing is red wine vinegar and a light splash of olive oil. anything else is haram

That’s “oil and vinegar,” not a dressing. Mix that shit up into a proper mustard vinaigrette.

(I mostly do rw or balsamic vinegar & a little oil, but a mustard vinaigrette is easy with a shaker, and if you have shallots, even better)

For salads I just eat the croutons by themselves and have a cold salad without any sauce or seasoning

My kid ate croutons and balsamic vinegar for a late-night snack last night. No greens, just the croutons and a ton of vinegar.

Lamb is delicious, glad we're moving on from salad, who actually wants to eat that rabbit food anyway.

I had a delicious rabbit ragu the other week, sorry, Bunny. I do let your rude cousins nest and birth under my hostas, which they then destroy for food, though, so it’s fair.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Times have changed since 2016. I got older and a little more relaxed.

This alone, the ability to grow as a person, makes you better than most journos.

I did think Kiwi Farms was behind the elaborate schemes that Null says were a PVCC joint. Especially the very egregious ones; the sweethearts and the ruses.

Yeah, you blamed BlueSpike on us. BlueSpike happened long before the forum was a thing.

I see now that Kiwi Farms was probably not directly involved with these pranks/entrapments.

There is a very nice post by Null somewhere talking about trolling Chris. I can't find it but the conclusion was something like "think what having this kind of power over another person is doing to you".

I do think that the continued Internet attention on Chris was detrimental to his sanity.

Agreed. But it's also worth mentioning that the forum organized an aid package after the house fire and that Null himself exposed the Idea Guys.

 

[Stan]

This alone, the ability to grow as a person, makes you better than most journos.

Every other journalist except Jesse Singal who writes about Kiwi Farms usually just takes background from that article I wrote in 2016, looks at Kiwi Farms for a few minutes at most, and gets the rest of the story from the trannies. The person who wrote the most recent coverage of KF basically emailed Josh an extensive set of questions that would have done much of the work of writing for her. I'm glad she at least reached out for comment and fact-checking prior to publication, which I neglected to do. Also I'm not much of a journalist.

Yeah, you blamed BlueSpike on us. BlueSpike happened long before the forum was a thing.

Which is why you gotta fact check with all the principals so you dont fuck up a detail like that.

There is a very nice post by Null somewhere talking about trolling Chris. I can't find it but the conclusion was something like "think what having this kind of power over another person is doing to you".

I read it. It significantly changed my opinion of Null. His clarification about why he was acting as Chris' aide for awhile was also helpful. I had chalked it up to a desire to protect the sacred lolcow and control access to CWC, but I can see from his posts made at that time that Null’s intent was charitable and protective post Idea Guys.

Agreed. But it's also worth mentioning that the forum organized an aid package after the house fire and that Null himself exposed the Idea Guys.

Helpful lil Kiwis. I donated to him after the fire too; I sent Chris a money order directly. He probably spent it on McDonald's and toys, but I don't care about that. That was a stand-up thing to do. Some other aid projects seemed a bit more murky to me; like the guy who paid Chris 1000 USD to make more issues of Sonichu. CWC is delusional, but his best drawings are the ones he makes because he wants to, the commissions and copy medallions and shit are much less interesting.

If anyone is wondering, my favorite saga is Liquid Chris. Nobody stole anything from CWC, no gross sexual stuff from CWC, no nudes, no ersatz girlfriends, just an autistic freaking out on the Internet. And a great rap song too.

 

[AgendaPoster]

If anyone is wondering, my favorite saga is Liquid Chris. Nobody stole anything from CWC, no gross sexual stuff from CWC, no nudes, no ersatz girlfriends, just an autistic freaking out on the Internet. And a great rap song too.

JFC, an actual oldfag too

 

[Shidoen]

JFC, an actual oldfag too

Isn’t liquid a brain surgeon now with a wife and kids?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The person who wrote the most recent coverage of KF basically emailed Josh an extensive set of questions that would have done much of the work of writing for her.

It was the one before that. I know because I answered all those questions for fun.

Helpful lil Kiwis. I donated to him after the fire too; I sent Chris a money order directly. He probably spent it on McDonald's and toys, but I don't care about that. That was a stand-up thing to do. Some other aid projects seemed a bit more murky to me; like the guy who paid Chris 1000 USD to make more issues of Sonichu. CWC is delusional, but his best drawings are the ones he makes because he wants to, the commissions and copy medallions and shit are much less interesting.

Personally I don't follow people I hate - I come here for entertainment and interesting conversations, not to get angry. I would be very happy if lolcows I follow managed to pull their lives back together and stopped giving us reasons to talk about them.
I and other people in her thread actually tried to give Cherie Hapney some sound advice regarding her business and art, unfortunately she's as stubborn as she is dedicated to her fantasy of being a movie director.

If anyone is wondering, my favorite saga is Liquid Chris. Nobody stole anything from CWC, no gross sexual stuff from CWC, no nudes, no ersatz girlfriends, just an autistic freaking out on the Internet. And a great rap song too.

Can't decide between Liquid and Asperchu. Both were showing Chris a mirror. In both cases he failed to see that it's a mirror and lashed out at his own reflection. Quite fascinating.