You get an achievement if you end up marrying another user here.
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So if I can get my husband to join, do we get this achievement? Or does it not count cause he joined after we tied the knot?
i do actually have a traumatic experience involving ranch. a friend practically force fed me ranch dipped pizza because according to him it's better than crack.
i don't think i'll ever recover TBH.
I like pizza+ranch because I am a fatty at heart. But I also have traumatic memories of adults force-feeding me fruits and vegetables when I was but a little autistic girl and was incapable of eating these without gagging. (I can eat vegetables now, fruits are still iffy.)
It’s not the alcohol taste people like. It’s the other parts. You power through the burn so you can appreciate the flavor. It’s not unlike spicy or bitter food in that sense.
I’m a big fan of Baltic porters and some kinds of hard liquor so I can say I do in fact like the taste of “alcohol”, just not the actual alcohol taste part.
I think the addiction takes hold and then you come to enjoy the taste because it promises 20 minutes of relief.
Wine tastes like shit and I don’t know why women pretend to like it.
I like it cause I was fed wine from an early age at church.
A woman asked if I wanted some wine and I said “sure”. She brought out the box wine and I threw it out her apartment window.
:/ I hope she threw YOU out the window. You're a horrible guest!
I want some of that good shit, the pure alcohol wine the ancient Greeks made that could knock out a Cyclops after a few gulps.
Idk that it's stronger than today's wine (yeast dies in solution after you reach a certain ABV, and grape wine is the strongest ABV you can get without distillation.) I think it just tasted shittier. The Romans used to flavor their wine with something called "lead sugar", which is really lead acetate, which imparts a sweet flavor but it's lead and it will give you lead poisoning.
Lamb is delicious, glad we're moving on from salad, who actually wants to eat that rabbit food anyway.
I like both of these things, and I'm also to blame for bringing up salads.
I don't have any issues with people who eat meat, just doesn't feel right to me personally cause I just think about how cute deer and lamb are.
I feel u very much. I wouldn't mind going vegetarian (american vegetarian, no way I give up dairy) but dear husband says he would never, and I don't want to rock the boat.
I killed my own poultry for meat once. I gave the biggest duck to my neighbors, and three of the smaller ones to Uncle Eugene.
Freshly killed deer is one of the best meats. Completely different planet compared to the freezed shit they sell at the supermarket.
You eat it and you just know that you can invent the wheel and that brain damage from nutrient deficiency is real.
My kid ate croutons and balsamic vinegar for a late-night snack last night. No greens, just the croutons and a ton of vinegar.
Sounds like what I used to do as a kid. Be careful he doesn't get gastritis from excessive balsamic consumption.
Isn’t liquid a brain surgeon now with a wife and kids?
I sure hope so. That guy is smart as a whip.
I suppose the irony, my dear kiwi, is that the more serious you are the more of a joke you become.
Therefore is it truly possible for any of us to be serious?
It's A-Logs all the way down.
Almost all the women in the man-hate thread are married or in relationships. It's almost like it's a vent space to blow off steam and shitpost and not the end of the fucking world. Men are such drama queens it's unreal.
IKR? We complain that they expect us to do their laundry and cook and clean AND hold down a job and they whine about misandry. Make a lighthearted comment about their dicks and they turn into saltpigs.
Pic related: an saltpig
