Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate & Woman-Hate Thread-Hate Thread

[Kalsarikännit]

Omg leather teeth was real good, I wanted to get the patches from that.

I’m not a big fan of the vocals in the album but Hairspray Hurricane on repeat is what got me through my finals.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

It was the breaking point apparently, or everyone is just trying to piss off Null more that we finally are getting along.

No it kinda just happened naturally for me. Null coming in was just kismet

Listen to Run, She Swallowed Burning Coals, and Hydrogen. Just type Hotline Miami along with the songs and it’ll show up.

Ok I will. I’m doing something rn but I’ll listen to it later. I loved hotline Miami growing up but that game is hard af

 

[Shidoen]

No it kinda just happened naturally for me. Null coming in was just kismet

Ok I will. I’m doing something rn but I’ll listen to it later. I loved hotline Miami growing up but that game is hard af

I remember dressing up as jacket one year but I didn’t have the actual jacket so I used an ole miss letterman jacket instead lol. I have the mask thought but it’s based of the Payday 2 version.

 

[MMS-China]

Literally wild that Null declared this thread the free smoke uncivil gender-hate rage cage, and misogynists and misandrists immediately just pivot into perfectly amicable chatting about music they like.

Hate Thread-Hate Thread​

It's a double negative, so it's a positive.

 

[umami's milk]

Love and peace on Kiwi Farms!

 

[Shidoen]

Love and peace on Kiwi Farms!

There is no time for hippie orgies okay!

 

[AgendaPoster]

Jizzlobber

You listen to Pantera and Faith No More, two ultra-masculine bands with rather... peculiar lyrics

I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you
I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself

Uh-huh
But you enjoy that.

Anyway guitar

You don't hate men
You hate loving the bad boys

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Told you 'bout love
I told you you'd get it as soon as I got it
I told you 'bout love
I told you you'd get it as soon as I gave it to ya
Boy, you don't know what I got
Aw girl, you'll never get none of mine
It's for the boys
My rocks, I only get off and give 'em to the boys
The boys should get the jewels, & the finest kind
Oh, run your hand through my spine
Oh boy, oh boy, you really know how to grind
Oh girls, give up, the boys are comin' off of the top
With my head, there it goes, whoops
Ooh across the floor
Past the jewels, out the door
With the boys
Forget the girls, boys with boys
Girls get with the girls and the boys with the boys
It's only right and natural, the boys with the boys
It's only what we should have done in the first place
Fuck Eve, that was the problem from the start
If there would've been two Adams, there'd have been no problem
None of this other shit would've ever happened
But the boys, ah, ah, get rid of the girls, get with the boys
Ah, raise your dildos high, with the boys
We'll run this town up and down
We know what we're doin', we're the boys

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

You listen to Pantera and Faith No More, two ultra-masculine bands with rather... peculiar lyrics

faith no more is not ultra masculine

Uh-huh
But you enjoy that.

Anyway guitar

You don't hate men
You hate loving the bad boys

Yes I hate men but we’re beimg nice and talking about music here let’s have fun

 

[Shidoen]

Don’t forget 13 steps to Nowhere and Heresy.

 

[Android raptor]

I had eggs for dinner tonight

 

[Shidoen]

I had eggs for dinner tonight

I made handmade meatballs and noodles loaded with Parmesan.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I had eggs for dinner tonight

That's really weird.

but what kinda eggs doe

 

[Android raptor]

I made handmade meatballs and noodles loaded with Parmesan.

Based. I can't cook worth shit.

Look at my roach

That's really weird.

but what kinda eggs doe

Kinda scrambled with hot sauce. That's how I like them.

 

[Shidoen]

Sunny side up eggs with crushed garlic cloves and parsley is the best eggs.

 

[Android raptor]

I need to chop up some of the peppers I got from the community garden and throw them in some eggs. I chopped a bunch up and put them on a frozen pizza (combo of banana, pablano, and habenero) a couple days ago. It was pretty spicy but also delicious.

 

[Shidoen]

I need to learn to cook more dishes. I can do basic stuff but I need to learn more advanced things if I wanna live on my own. The best thing I ever made was fried chicken sandwiches with cinnamon and other spices in the breading and frosting replacing the gravy.

 

[Lichen Bark]

I need to chop up some of the peppers I got from the community garden and throw them in some eggs. I chopped a bunch up and put them on a frozen pizza (combo of banana, pablano, and habenero) a couple days ago. It was pretty spicy but also delicious.

Chop the peppers, get yourself some olives chop those up as well, sautee both in pan for 4 mins, season with a little salt, take out of pan, set aside. Beat up a couple eggs (pretend they are male), oil in pan, medium heat, pour in eggs, let eggs cook for 20 secs, add peppers and olives that you set aside, add some nice grated cheese, fold over. Pop down toast, when toast is done take out omelette and eat.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I can't cook worth shit

Start with baby steps. Buy carrot, some onions and macaroni. Wash and clean carrot, cut it to small pieces and put it on skillet. Peel onion, cut and add to carrot. Add oil. Put on medium fire for 10 minutes. Boil water for macaroni and when it's boiling put them into the water for 15 minutes. Salt water before adding macaroni. When all of it is ready - combine both. You can also add meat to carrot and onion, but it will take 15 instead of 10.

 

[FunPosting101]

If you have to ask, you should leave the Farms.

In my own defense, it can be hard to detect trolls sometimes. Especially in the Current Year, there absolutely are people who genuinely believe the insane bullshit he/she posts on here.