I just found the best 'tradcath'. I use the quotations around the term because he is (after being an Anglican LARPer) apparently a member of a schismatic offshoot from something bizarre called 'Old Catholics'. These seem to be characters who agree with the Orthodox and disagree with most Protestants and all Catholics about certain things like the 'filioque' in the Nicene creed (which has been accepted by Catholics for about a millenia), but think that Catholic rituals are nice, but think they are not humourless enough. The original Old Catholics originated in the late 19th century, but they had another schism in 2008 with the formation of the
Union of Scranton (yes, that is the well known holy city of Scranton , PA).
Those who profess faith in Scrantonianism don't just reject fag marriage, papal infalliability, the filioque, etc but also little things like the recognition of the Immaculate Conception as a Catholic precept.
Anyway, I had a good laugh because the 'Old Catholic' I came across was Calvin Robinson, a mentally ill Jamaican video games journalist and former computing teacher who has gone through a voyage of lunacy through steadily more superficially 'extreme' civic nationalist retardation and more and more autistic deliberately schismatic religions. This deranged mulatto has gone from being a standard mentally ill conservative a few years ago, to being a commentator on GB News aspiring to be an Anglican priest, to now being the chief spokesman of the completely gutted and irrelevant UKIP Party, a priest in the 'Nordic Catholic Church' and a podcaster with Sargon's 'lotus eaters' 'podcast network.
He doesn't appear to have ever been married, in a, um, interesting contrast to many of these 'Old Catholic' types.
He is now threatening to leave Britain without his estimable presence and become an alien foreigner somewhere else (he presumably is moving to the US rather than Jamaica):
Will he be a bishop in his own church next year? Maybe, should be fun.