Official Lego Porn Thread

[eatler]

I'm genuinely unsure if any of this even needs to be behind an NSFW spoiler.

Yesin’t

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Also I feel that if you really want to understand LEGO porn, you must understand the culture and history of LEGO city.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm genuinely unsure if any of this even needs to be behind an NSFW spoiler.

If you have to ask yourself this, then the answer is usually "no."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You just know.

Too damn lazy to get out some Lego basketball blacks and a bunch of Lego friends.

 

[SentinentCloud]

new item on my wishlist

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Here are the eventual results of all of this Lego sex.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Found this on ED.

Spoiler: It's pretty cursed.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Everything is not awesome

 

[cyber insecurity]

people are against beutiful boobs on lego sets

What boobs? There's none in the pictures you posted, they're all flat. Post lego boobs NOW.

 

[Night Crawler]

You could crazy glue one of those red caps onto that one lego chick bending over and it would look like a prolapse.

 

[Montalbane]

We have been abandoned by the light of god.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I think I've seen a couple of takes on the nude Companion chick with a Dalek picture in lego form

 

[vomitusdeux]

Can I request rape porn of chuzzles and legos?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Spoiler: What we're all gonna need after this

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For some reason, I had the same reaction to seeing this thing that I did watching some guy get suplexed into a pile of Legos.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Almost as bad as Minecraft porn, which is almost as bad as FNAF porn

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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Everything is not awesome

this is one of the most cursed pictures I've ever seen

 

[Titty Figurine]

Out of all the users here I should have known better than to expect castles and customized little yellow dudes instead of plastic degeneracy when I clicked, but the autism here runs deep enough for someone to have built a complete CWCville in their basement and I wanted to see it.

The image results sure are something, though. I had no idea this many people were sexually attracted to construction toys. In a Venn diagram of coom, consoom, and autism being horny for plastic bricks is right in the central overlap and I can't imagine not finding cows in a pasture like that.

 

[Un Platano]

The classic demands mentioning.

Spoiler: legoboner.jpg

A generation of middle schoolers saw this picture and wanted to build it but realized they don't have those ball pieces. As it turns out they were only manufactured for a few years in the 70s for the buildable figurines they made before they created the minifigure. As a result the cock and balls minifig is quite elusive in the wild.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

The classic demands mentioning.

Spoiler: legoboner.jpg

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A generation of middle schoolers saw this picture and wanted to build it but realized they don't have those ball pieces. As it turns out they were only manufactured for a few years in the 70s for the buildable figurines they made before they created the minifigure. As a result the cock and balls minifig is quite elusive in the wild.

I wondered what they were. Figured it was a dangly thing from castle or fabuland or a tecnic thing

 

[SentinentCloud]

words words

nigger just shut up and post som sweet lego bootty, you baboon ass faggot, i want some LEGO BOOTY

ARGHHHHHH IM BOUT TO EXPLODE

 

[Shitted Scaredless]