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Shaka Brah said:
Holy shit I forgot that part. Yeah he did link pornhub in OOC a few nights ago. Truly amazing.
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Goddamnit, let me explain that shit show.

Someone in a previous round sent that into ooc on purpose, so I copied it to look it up, and I was pranked, but I forgot to remove it from my copy. I then had to copypaste something else, and thought that the copy worked, but it didn't, so when I went to paste, it actually pasted the thing that I had copied that someone else sent in the OOC a couple rounds before.

I laughed it off, but then some tards started defending me, even though I begged them not too, they decided that I should be allowed to post porn in OOC, even though I said that it was wrong, and a mistake on my end. SO these retards make me into this guy who wants to spread his porn with the world, even tho i never watched the link I accidently sent, only clicked on it and then got shocked and closed the fuckin tab

when do we get rid of liggers and have human only station 13

Gravemind said:
Excellent change, 10/10.

Now the question is, will the station mutiny if it's killed?
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oh shit first thing i did was kill slobbermutt and space him, it ended up with the mime killing me
 
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Nuns with guns said:
Man, I'm an awful antag

>be me
>trusted medical staff, always known to help others
>start round as traitor
>first goal is to kill my own CMO
>ohshit
>it's only a ligger as a police med, him and I in medbay, plus two faggots hanging around chem
>CMO is a quiet dude, but he knows how to dodge
>have no idea what to do
>ask the ligger if I can take his tail again (usually he allows me to do it for fun)
>actually take his eyes
>”Why am I going blind?...”
>take his tongue and radio too, tell him I'm sorry and leave him there
>I also raid his security stuff
>CMO walks in and thinks we're just having fun, disarms some computers for medbay
>I enter my PIN and check what to buy
>laser sword looks cool
>purchase it, decide I'm going to decapitate him
>I call my friend for help
>“Hey I need you to help me kill this guy”
>“I'm not a killer”
>see my CMO is chilling making some pills, I decide to go kill him there even though the other guys haven't left
>thinking to myself this isn't personal
>leave the disarming security gun at the door so it doesn't look suspicious
>walk behind him, he gets up as soon as I open the sword
>ohfuck
>he starts running in circles away from me, he's getting away
>I kill one of the chem faggots instead, start burning but no time to stop
>CMO notifies via radio that I have a gun
>while I'm chasing him turns out he fucking picked up the gun and now he is shooting at me
>I'm still burning, so I go straight at him and use my body as a weapon
>the other chemfag walks by for no reason, gets burned too
>my CMO is escaping, he knocks me on the ground and starts using his scalpel on my chest
>I don't mind anymore, I just want to get him
>he rolls away and turns off his fire, I try to get to him but get in crit and can't move anymore
>die
>see he's still burning
>holy shit he's actually in crit now too
>the other chemfag is gasping for air, a bystander walks in and tries to give him CPR but gives up
>bystander hasn't seen the CMO, at this point he is not burning but might as well die of suffocation
>#gasp
>bystander hears him, fuck
>does CPR, CMO mutters thanks
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>my corpse is husked now too, there's no way I'm getting a second chance
>CMO crawls to cryo and instructs bystander on how to fix him
>mfw CMO is the only one to make it out alive
>mfw it hasn't been more than 10 min since the round started
>the ligger is still mute and blind and confused in a random room, nobody will ever find him
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Either that was me or blinding Liggers during tail removal surgeries is really common
 
Null said:
Renault has been replaced with Slobbermutt in Captain's Quarters.
He will attack carbons with the Nuke Disk that are not mindshielded and not command staff.
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I was expecting this to happen a lot sooner.
To be fair, I guessed it was going to be Ian who got converted, though Renault makes more sense really. Converting Ian would have also involved a shit ton of spritework so that Slobbermutt could wear like 30 different outfits, and I what I know about Null, I don't think he's got the patience for that shit when there's busted medbay mechanics to solve.

I'm excited for more Kiwi culture server modifications to come down the pipeline,
 
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Dyn said:
The goal would be to overload medical staff before target-hunting, not to station wipe.
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wouldnt it be possible to just drag a canister of Nitrous Oxide in with a gas mask on and just vent it in the medbay hallway so anyone who steps into medbay without a gas mask already on gets knocked out instantly?
 
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Aquinas said:
what is the porn
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asking the real questions here
Chet Masterson said:
Goddamnit, let me explain that shit show.

Someone in a previous round sent that into ooc on purpose, so I copied it to look it up, and I was pranked, but I forgot to remove it from my copy. I then had to copypaste something else, and thought that the copy worked, but it didn't, so when I went to paste, it actually pasted the thing that I had copied that someone else sent in the OOC a couple rounds before.

I laughed it off, but then some tards started defending me, even though I begged them not too, they decided that I should be allowed to post porn in OOC, even though I said that it was wrong, and a mistake on my end. SO these retards make me into this guy who wants to spread his porn with the world, even tho i never watched the link I accidently sent, only clicked on it and then got shocked and closed the fuckin tab
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"It was a POP-UP I SWEAR, I was PRANKED into copypasting that porn OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY SPACE TARDS! its actually their fault i had that link on hand not mine for copying it!!!!"
 
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Re-add the plant DNA modification machines to hydrophonics, right now the only decent way you have to modify a plant are some gay ass clippers that only remove traits from plants and are locked behind R&D. Not sure what the fuck were the tranny coders thinking since DNA modification was fucking fun and let you do a lot of crazy shit (sure it was prone for powergamers, but that's the point of learning and mastering a job).

Not need to map them IN hydrophonics, just allow us to print the circuit boards from the service lathe once they are researched.
 
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Pro tip do not vent your fusion reaction into the ice planet's atmosphere.
By the way that single radiation collector is powering the whole station.
 
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Suggestions for toxins
I think the code for radiation collectors generating research points is disabled on default /tg/, re-enabling it and letting them increase research speed could be neat. By adding some hydrogen canisters to Toxins, or an electrolyzing chamber at startup, or a room/space to set one up yourself, the Toxins lab could use /tg/'s robust numbers and combinations of gases to produce radiation and accelerate research. I think only minimal mapping and code alterations would be necessary to suddenly make a lab that is generally unused into a real asset to the station. Also they could irradiate everyone and blow the universe up.
 
Null said:
man I was enjoying the weekend pops with 20 people on at this time. I could eat breakfast and janny.
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And you were worried the server wouldn't gain any traction.
Maybe you should stop being so successful with your projects man, It probably doesn't help you're also incredibly handsome.

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Welp, time to start banning more people.
 
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