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How do you solve this? "Dream Seeker may be experiencing a problem reaching byond.com. If your game does not start, please check your firewall and antivirus settings to be sure BYOND programs are not blocked."

I'm using Windows 10. Turned off my firewall and antivirus, still won't work. I searched on Google and didn't get any answers there either.

EDIT: For some reason I thought you could play as a guest and didn't realize I had to make an account because I'm a retard who should kill himself.
 
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Josh, please add more water coolers. I want to feed a station with my shaved ice but you need paper cups(that you can't craft out of paper for some reason) which only come from maintenance crates/lockers and a water cooler. Now that wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that the only water cooler in all of Delta is in the psych office.
 
Add it so you can attach a license plate to the clown car, adding a license plate that says 13-37 does something funny.

some shitty ideas for mail

maybe add it so you can emag a mail machine and traitors can alt click it to have a chance to retrieve a cool gamer item in their mail packages???? ( I feel like this is good for the game as it encourages teamwork and buying syndicate comms instead of shift start murderboning to get better gimmicks and items.)

Security officer subtypes - If they have lost their roundstart disabler or stun baton give them a high chance to get a new one, even higher chance if its held by a assistant.

Virologist- No more plasma, they start with it, give them some gold or uranium for uranium jelly or whatever its called incase miners are lazy fucks and the viro is too.

Scientist- a holobox saying " 50 CREDITS FOR PROOF OF XENOS! BUY NOW!" this has a high chance of being the xeno ass pic ( xeno sits on photocopier) or a non egg sac organ.
2- a machine board that increases the passive regen of points for a couple bluespace crystals and high tier parts ( I don't know if research servers were buffed, if so this is useless)
Traitor Scientist- A map of all the z levels that starts with active xeno egg locations, it can be synced to a nanite swarm with monitoring for a live feed on the location of people using nanites ( I personally like the idea of this and want it to be a normal traitor item you can buy too)

Chaplain- A beacon that either gives a few fully charged hyper cells or beakers of napalm and some resources to make monkey humans depending on the chaplains sect.
2-A rigged syringe gun that comes with HOLY SYRINGES 5-10 that can only fit holy water. the syringe gun does no damage giving the chaplain a chance to hinder cultists long range like a hippy. after the syringes are up the gun gives a edgy message and turns to dust
Traitor Chaplain - A heretic blade from a random sect that has the effects of its first upgrade usable by the chaplain, examining it reveals that its powered by a telecrystal which can't be removed so security doesn't get confused on the gamemode.

Assistants- A message asking them to increase the moral of the crew and a random item that looks like a antag item, eg. the traitor donksoft items, a fake abductor baton and helmet.

Clown- same as assistant but they also always get a pie along with the fake item.
Traitor clown- The pie comes loaded with toxins. rare chance of it being pierotts throat( clown disease)

Chef- Supplies in a box to make a pizza or big bite burger, maybe even give him a delivery beacon that he has shiftstart.
Traitor Chef- Disguised gondola meat, the disguise wares away after 3 minutes.

Botanist-A rare but not gamebreaking seed packet, like something from lavaland but the not seed vault
2- a floral gun forgot what its called
Traitor Botanist- Gatfruit or potent kudzu. oh no.

Janitor - A mech module for the ripley that makes cleaner grenades for a decent amount of power
Traitor Janitor - the same thing except its 3.5x the power cost and full of acid. still cleans the floors to remove evidence, cleaning them by making a hull breach that is.

Engineer- A one time perma use spray on insul bottle.
Traitor engineer- same thing except it melts whoever uses its handsoff. dead giveaway but very funny.

Geneticist - A DNA disk with actual info
2- rarer chance of a DNA firing pin, good along with liberators legacy.

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Josh, please add more water coolers. I want to feed a station with my shaved ice but you need paper cups(that you can't craft out of paper for some reason) which only come from maintenance crates/lockers and a water cooler. Now that wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that the only water cooler in all of Delta is in the psych office.
Why don't you just use the icecream cart? It dispenses free wafflecones if you fill it with ingredients.
 
Virologist- No more plasma, they start with it, give them some gold or uranium for uranium jelly or whatever its called incase miners are lazy fucks and the viro is too.
Viro already does get uranium, but rarely. I got some the other day.
 
Re-sprite PunPun to Ethan Ralph.

God I love this fucking game

Based.

You have to have internet explorer. Byond is just a massive hack for internet explorer. All of the menus are internet explorer windows.
 
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>kill furfag on shuttle
>get bwoinked
>furfag gets revived
>somehow gets a laser gun and shoots me multiple times
>i kill him in self-defense
>instantly get permabanned
kiwinull be thirstin hard for catboychonkeruwu19827
You may be an obvious fag who is most likely exaggerating your grievance, but I will admit it is the hardest of gays to ban someone for outrobusting a furfag twice, especially after they've been given adminbus benefits.
 
Make it so cigars,lighters and winter gear can protect you from the cold not only space suits.

I got an alert because of the cold.
Grabed a some winter gear and lighter but it didn't work.
 
Can you add back the wizard events that were removed?
yea he did that, thank god.

A map fuck up, josh pls fix.
the area that is weirdly lighted starts off as space shiftstart, which spaces the area and fucks up disposals
 

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A few people have already mentioned it, but advanced botany equipment would be nice(Floral Somatoray and Botanogenetic Shears). Non starter seed packets(i.e. only stuff from a hacked seed machine or advanced mutations) would also be useful; regular seeds that can be bought straight from an unhacked vendor would be kind of pointless.

If the system can distinguish antagonists, then traitor botanists would absolutely love a chance at getting kudzu.
 
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From what I understand I was banned from the security role for not practicing enough roleplay during my measures to enforce the law "This is not a single player game"-Kiwinull. However, I would first like to explain the perceived severity of my actions in punishing the hop. The head of personnel was distributing all access to the crew and subsequently was charged with grand sabotage (a ruling approved by multiple admins), So I arrested him and cremated him for two important reasons. Had I sentenced him to Perma or forced Cyborgization, due to the fact that he was screaming over the radio, would have ended in failure because almost the entirety of the crew now had access to both locations and likely would have interrupted both proceedings judging from their lack of hesitation to disrupt my initial arrest of the Hop. Secondly, a formal execution (being the prisoner transfer area in security department) would have also been interrupted for the former reason. So logically, my conclusion was to execute the head of personnel before I could be interrupted and explain the situation later (which I did over the head of security's newscaster terminal albeit with a rather negative connotations used against the mob following me). Had I instead chosen to explain the situation to the mob following me I firmly believe that I would have been killed or detained, both situations resulting in the escape of a capital crime convict. Lastly, I would like this ban deescalated to a shorter time frame, with the addition of what I should have done in the described situation(taking in consideration for my aforementioned points), what I should do in the future, and optionally a better description of what is expected of security under "Medium Rare" roleplay.
 
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