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Shaka Brah said:
Maybe SM shards should have a unique reaction to touching so they don't dust each other. That sounds a little silly.
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So, I half-mean this as a joke and I'm also half-serious, but reskin the singularity to be an image of Chris' head and have it spawn when two SM shards touch.

Because being autistic enough to put two SM shards together like that should appropriately create a singularity of autism. Also, they're both yellow.
 
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I admit, Lying to the mod wasn't based. But the virus was. It was very spicy donuts that made you combust. But I would like to be able to play again. It was my first offense and I got 2 weeks. I will be a good boy, I swear.
 
Yato said:
Ok so I played a bit of cargo. Its boring AF because no-one does their bounties. And no-one ever asks for everything. I invariably end up pulling boxes for 10 minutes, ordering janny supplies and clean up the place. and then just sit around forever cuz nothing happens.

Can we please or god sakes get public bounties back. Its much better than the personal ones you aren't shit out of luck if there is one you can't do for 5 minutes. and it lets you work with other departments and negotiate with them.

As for the nobody ordering anything issue is, I think adding things that would be nice to have but not neccessary for departments. As it stands cargo is probably currently the worst department on this server. And i love cargo on beestation
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Sending mail helps a bit, but I've found that being quartermaster I just use the megaphone to announce I will order anything for anyone. People will come. Send cargo squad around to ask what people need if you have to.
 
BYOND account Striga86:
Character name used at time of ban Don't remember:
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason:
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Your side of the story:
I was acting like a cunt while playing through my main account (some of you may recollect a shuttle full of burning monkeys). After being permabanned from all medical jobs I've signed up using my second account to continue playing as a viro (I've severly misjudged the whole situation). I've decided to change my ways and stop being a bioterrorist (stop making harmful shit that may spoil the fun). Well, after giving big part of the crew a neutral, beardy virus I fucked up while making my last stand with a welder and a fuel tank in the virology. Two people got burned, I regret catching them in the explosion.

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I ask to turn permaban into a shorter one and let me play as a janitor in the future. Sorry for being a cunt, I'll try not to be one if you guys let me play again sometime.
 
Krieg86 said:
BYOND account Striga86:
Character name used at time of ban Don't remember:
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: View attachment 1762489

Your side of the story:
I was acting like a cunt while playing through my main account (some of you may recollect a shuttle full of burning monkeys). After being permabanned from all medical jobs I've signed up using my second account to continue playing as a viro (I've severly misjudged the whole situation). I've decided to change my ways and stop being a bioterrorist (stop making harmful shit that may spoil the fun). Well, after giving big part of the crew a neutral, beardy virus I fucked up while making my last stand with a welder and a fuel tank in the virology. Two people got burned, I regret catching them in the explosion.

Additional information:
I ask to turn permaban into a shorter one and let me play as a janitor in the future. Sorry for being a cunt, I'll try not to be one if you guys let me play again sometime.
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Write a 3 page essay on the virtues of being a janitor and I will unban you.
 
Least Concern said:
I just found a FOSS rip-off of this game called Space Station 14. Josh might like it because it uses its own engine and is customizable in YAML and C# instead of BYOND's own scripting language. Us irredeemable Mac and Linux faggots will like it because there are ports for us too. It's still in a "pre-alpha" state according to its site, but it might be worth keeping an eye on.
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It was supposed to be released today but it got delayed for 18th December. We'll see how that goes.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
Sending mail helps a bit, but I've found that being quartermaster I just use the megaphone to announce I will order anything for anyone. People will come. Send cargo squad around to ask what people need if you have to.
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I've tried that and it doesn't work. and whenever I play QM I rarely ever have any cargo techs. and when I do they invariably fuck off and don't participate in cargo at all. Besides no one on this server actually listens to their supervisors except for sometimes in medbay.

Krieg86 said:
With my shit language skills it may be painful to read. Could I write a haiku?
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if its in japanese
 
Yato said:
I've tried that and it doesn't work. and whenever I play QM I rarely ever have any cargo techs. and when I do they invariably fuck off and don't participate in cargo at all. Besides no one on this server actually listens to their supervisors except for sometimes in medbay.
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The problem for me is that nothing on your current catalogue(sans maybe beekeeping stuff, and even then only rarely) is really that necessary for my department of choice. If I could order stuff that's super useful(i.e. the Floral Somatoray and Botanogenetic Shears) I would use you every round.
 
BarberFerdinand said:
The problem for me is that nothing on your current catalogue(sans maybe beekeeping stuff, and even then only rarely) is really that necessary for my department of choice. If I could order stuff that's super useful(i.e. the Floral Somatoray and Botanogenetic Shears) I would use you every round.
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The seed crate has strange seeds in it. Maybe if there was a small box of just strange seeds that would be more useful.
 
>be african american bruce lee
>JUDO CHOP HUAGHH
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>decide to go bully some nerds in medbay
>feeble doctor hands dont stand a chance
>they admit their defeat by pulling out their big guns
>start getting attacked by nerds wielding saws and syringeguns
>time for evasive maneuvres
>they hit this random guy while attacking me
>he starts helping me
>they crit this unarmed man who did literally nothing to them prior to that
>i heal him out of crit
>he takes me to bathroom and gives me GOTNS
>ohshit nigga it's on
>tells me im his kung fu porch monkey
>time to get revenge on the nerds
>run into medbay, to take revenge on the 2 doctor
>they don't stand a chance
>they put up some resistance but no match for Afroamerican bruce lee
>its over in 0.0001 seconds
>ooga booga connection issues
>instantly get banned no questions asked
>turns out some disgusting brazilian gorilla got ahold of admin powers
>get banned

In conclusion


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Warren Wilhelm said:
I used to have fun playing chef making custom foods, but at some point that disappeared. Some tgtranny told me it was cause one of their jannies accidentally broke it while tweaking something else. It's low on the totem pole, but it would be great to get customs back some day. I want to be able to serve the station a healthy dose of deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried lightly fried deep fried sandwich pizza soup salads.
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Shaka Brah said:
The seed crate has strange seeds in it. Maybe if there was a small box of just strange seeds that would be more useful.
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How the fuck do strange plants work? Do I just extract their genes, grind them down for reagents, eat them or what?
 
NewFriend said:
How the fuck do strange plants work? Do I just extract their genes, grind them down for reagents, eat them or what?
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Extract their genes if they have good ones. The genes in a strange seed are random and can have wild chems no other plant has.
 
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