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i killed a felinid and got permabanned for "randomly killing on lowpop"

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There should be no felinids on kiwi station since the option is disabled. At one point you could turn into one if you got forcefed soy milk and transformed but I have no idea if that's still in the code now.


Oranges asked someone to try and upstream our mail code, so I'll try to finish this up sooner rather than later.
That's pretty nice.
 
How do I respawn???? I'm a goast and I wanna be alive again.

To be a bit more helpful you can't on your own. Admins and other players can do things to give you options. Prompts will come up, sometimes in chat, sometimes in a pop up window.

Most likely your going to get the option to inhabit a positionic brain. This is a robot that your given the chance to start as a new character (do not carry over knowledge or grudges from your previous character).

You might get medical to heal you, as long as your body isn't gibbed they should be able to do it. I've never been more than left where I died, but I've heard of magical times not available to a burger who isn't a NEET, where medical regularly helps the ill.

Another active player method of respawning is botany. If they mutate cabbages they can make pod people. I've mutated them a few times, but never successfully podded someone, I don't know if they were AFK, already respawned, or if I messed up somehow.
 
What's the consensus on ghost roles, then? The ones observers and dead players can spawn/respawn in as that keeps them almost completely cut off from the station (unless people metagame hard enough to find their way back onto the station/meet players currently still alive in the round).

I think it's a good option to have, especially for newfags, since a couple of the roles force you to learn game mechanics in order to get things done in them. Then you just have fun shit like Syndicate comms agent and researchers where you can socially descend the station into chaos from the comfort of your Lavaland base, or just do cool science shit without relative consequence like chemistry and virology.
 
What's the consensus on ghost roles, then? The ones observers and dead players can spawn/respawn in as that keeps them almost completely cut off from the station (unless people metagame hard enough to find their way back onto the station/meet players currently still alive in the round).

I think it's a good option to have, especially for newfags, since a couple of the roles force you to learn game mechanics in order to get things done in them. Then you just have fun shit like Syndicate comms agent and researchers where you can socially descend the station into chaos from the comfort of your Lavaland base, or just do cool science shit without relative consequence like chemistry and virology.
They're in rotation already but I think each job has a chance to spawn and they might not always.
 
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There should be no felinids on kiwi station since the option is disabled. At one point you could turn into one if you got forcefed soy milk and transformed but I have no idea if that's still in the code now.
The only way you can become a felinid is by an admin or a magic mirror, im not sure feeding people soy does it anymore.
Ofcourse people can wear the cat ears which will also automaticly give you the tail.
 
What's the consensus on ghost roles, then? The ones observers and dead players can spawn/respawn in as that keeps them almost completely cut off from the station (unless people metagame hard enough to find their way back onto the station/meet players currently still alive in the round).

I think it's a good option to have, especially for newfags, since a couple of the roles force you to learn game mechanics in order to get things done in them. Then you just have fun shit like Syndicate comms agent and researchers where you can socially descend the station into chaos from the comfort of your Lavaland base, or just do cool science shit without relative consequence like chemistry and virology.
I like ghost roles. I would like the syndicate ambush site to have some ghost roles available. But honestly it would just be used to self antag sadly.
 
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I hope you assholes dont expect to play this dumb game post-230. The feds will be hunting you all down. Youre going to be pretending to science in a jail cell. Time to get a job and a wife

You're very upset about spacemen in space. Did the mime bully you the first time you played or something?

In general some of the ghost roles I like, some of them I don't. I like Lavaland lizards, for example. Play as tribal lizardfolk in the scary monster biome with little in the ways of resources, plus there's a slim chance you'll meet up with the station and get "back in the round" in some form, albeit more likely than not you'll just get clapped by bubblegum or something on lavaland, or shot on sight by the miners. I'm probably not in the majority here, but its my favorite ghost role, it feels like you're still a part of the game instead of some completely isolated distraction for you to do until the "real round" is over and you get another shot at the game.
 
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I hope you assholes dont expect to play this dumb game post-230. The feds will be hunting you all down. Youre going to be pretending to science in a jail cell. Time to get a job and a wife
230 will effect a lot of things but it sure as shit won't effect spessman games. I hope Josh doesn't go full-ghost and keeps the server at least.
 
230 will effect a lot of things but it sure as shit won't effect spessman games. I hope Josh doesn't go full-ghost and keeps the server at least.
Hes going full Bruce at the end of TKR. Fleeing to europe to start his life over with his own catwoman (may) giving her his own kind of pearl necklace.
 
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Oranges asked someone to try and upstream our mail code, so I'll try to finish this up sooner rather than later.
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  • Resign Now. I’m on you now. You are fucking with me now Let’s see who you are. Watch your back , bitch. Call me. Don’t be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don’t call, you’re just afraid. And later: I already know where you live, I’m on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.
  • Clown Planet Is Going To Become Awesome Possum Again! If This Wasn't Sent To A Clown, Disregard. If This Was Sent To A Mime, Blow It Out Your Ass, Space Frenchie! Anyway! We Make Big Progress On Clown Planet After Stupid Mimes BLOW IT ALL TO SAM HELL!!!!! Sorry I Am Mad.. Anyway Come And Visit, Honkles! We Thought You Were Dead Long Time :^()
  • MONTHPEOPLE ARE REAL, THE NANOTRASEN DEEP STATE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS! I'VE SEEN THEM IN REAL LIFE, THEY HAVE HUGE EYEBALLS AND NO HEAD. THEY'RE SENTIENT CALENDARS. I'M NOT CRAZY. SEARCH THE CALENDAR INCIDENT ON NTNET. USE A PROXY! #BIGTRUTHS #WAKEYWAKEYSPACEMEN #21STOFSEPTEMBER
  • hello 👋👋 nanotrasens! fuck 👈👌 the syndicate! they 👵 got ☄ me 😍😰 questioning my 🤰 loyalty to nanotraben! so 👌💯 please 😫 lets ⛔👀 gather our 📸💩 energy 😎 and 💰🔣 QUICK. 😲 send this 🗑👈 to 💦💊 10 😂😂 other loyal 💯 nanotraysens to 💦🤔 show we 🐶 dont 🙅🚫 take 🛍 nothing from 😂 the ✝ syndicate!! bless your 👉🏼 heart 😍💔
  • Hello, my name is Immigration officer Mimi Sashimi from the American-Felinid Homeworld consulate. It appears your current documents are either inaccurate if not entirely fraudulent. This action in it's current state is a federal offense as listed in the United Earth Commission charter section NY-4. Please pay a fine of 300,000 Space credits or $3000 United States Dollars or face deportation
  • Hi %name%, We are unable to validate your billing information for the next billing cycle of your subscription to HONK Weekly therefore we'll suspend your membership if we do not receive a response from you within 48 hours. Obviously we'd love to have you back, simply mail %address% to update your details and continue to enjoy all the best pranks & gags without interruption.
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  • MESSAGE FROM CENTCOM HIGH COMMAND: DO NOT ACCEPT THE FRIEND REQUEST OF TICKLEBALLS THE CLOWN. HE IS NOT FUNNY AND ON TOP OF THAT HE WILL HACK YOUR NTNET ACCOUNT AND MAKE YOU UNFUNNY TOO. YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR SPACECREDITS!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD. ANYONE WHO BECOMES FRIENDS WITH TINKLEBALLS THE CLOWN IS GOING TO LOSE ALL OF THEIR SPACECREDITS AND LOOK LIKE A HUGE IDIOT.
They also don't seem to get how little of the gamer gear you get per envelope opened, so the nerf is unnecessary. /tg/ are autistic spreadsheet nerds who won't even try to play the concept as written and see how it looks in practice.
 
I have maybe 15 rounds under and the other night I think I finally had my first true SS13 experience on Kiwistation. I started with Botany since that is what I am most comfortable with I started with melons for the biogenerator. Well up comes who I believe is the captain as he has a fancy outfit is in a wheelchair playing a keyboard with a dog following him. He asks me to grow pizzas so I assume He wants me to grow tomatoes and wheat. So I get to work and then someone comes up and gives me some seeds and asked me to grow him some guns. I've never seen these before they where gatfruit and cherry bombs. I said what is the worst that could happen plus I could snag a few for personal protection since people like to murder newbies. So Steve the guy in the wheelchair comes by asks for the pizza I tell him ingredients are in the fridge. He asks me how to make wheat and I have no fucking clue so I searched it real quick and told him to use the biogenerator. I fuck off since I assumes he is going to finish the job which he does not but its ok he was a cool dude. My first batch of cherry bombs come in and a science man comes up asking for weed acting like a mongoloid and I tell him I don't have the machine hacked if he wants to hack it or get me the tools I will. He tells me to follow him. We went clear past science into a side room he grab a tool box and proceeded to beat me with it. I gave him a chance after the first hit thinking he mis-clicked but once I realized he was trying to kill me I took off. I ran back to Botany and he started pounding on the window trying to break in and that is when I remembered the cherry bombs. I assumed they where like the combustible lemons someone gave me once. I threw it expecting him to run but he just sat there beating on the window until he got disintegrated. I blew up the window, some of Botany, and the hallway. I had no idea how powerful they were and got caught in the blast. I got knocked down and thought I was out for good but I got a status that said adrenaline or something and got back up. So I started my way towards medical and some dude tells me I should patch the walls up. Trudging along I pass out halfway down the hall. Someone carried me to Science since it looked like Medical had been destroyed. A nice medical bot healed me but, he or someone else helping might have put a PDA bomb on me since my PDA blew up randomly later on. long story short he healed me with floor surgery and I wet back to Botany where I proceeded to grow as many cherry bombs and Death Nettle I could get my hands on paranoid of anyone that passed by. Best round so far. This game has the most extreme of players people who are out to help you and be your best friend, people who want to fucking murder you just for fun, and a few who are just there to get some laughs. Feels almost like real life.
 
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