Ok serious question - Has anyone met their wife on this site?

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HeyYou said:
What's her username? Assuming this isn't complete schizoposting which is :optimistic:.
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I never got that much information. I said "boss" not "friend"

Lisa Frank Abomination said:
well that took a dramatic turn

that being said if we're listing our requirements for relationships my landing permission is about to expire so if you've got functioning genitals and Japanese citizenship I have just enough to pay for a bargain basement wedding/subsequent divorce
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Dammit I fit all that except no fucking Japanese citizenship

*extremely mom voice* said:
The women of kiwifarms ache for you (sexually). Keep acting exactly how you're acting right now, and you'll get more female attention than you can handle.
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That is exactly what I figured on. I will continue to shitpost and hope this all works out just as planned. I cannot wait!
 
Nekromantik2 said:
God Damn it, this made me laugh because it reminded me of the Monty Python sketch about the guy with 3 buttocks.

I remember according to that one thread asking married Kiwis how life was, most seemed pretty happy. I know I am.
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I had in mind the Homestar Runner sketch where Strong Bad described an off-model The Cheat as " a green rabbit with two butts".
 
オウム 2 said:
Okay, who wants to get married to me for that trophy, I'm a trophy whore. I'm also a regular whore, there are many more interesting facets of me which you will find out about after we're betrothed.
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If I get the trophy too I could, but I'm already married so let me call the hitman lawyer first.

Also hey, I'm looking for a stunning, sexy, Null-tier Kiwi with money and a big cock, PM if interested and have the requisites - a sugar daddy is fine too.
NO NIGGERS
 
Monika H. said:
If I get the trophy too I could, but I'm already married so let me call the hitman lawyer first.

Also hey, I'm looking for a stunning, sexy, Null-tier Kiwi with money and a big cock, PM if interested and have the requisites - a sugar daddy is fine too.
NO NIGGERS
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Damn I fit all that except I am not a Kiwi
 
Op is clearly from the United States of America why are people asking him if he is from japan or New Zealand this confuses men
 
オウム 2 said:
No, but in America I can be anything you want me to be.
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Not quite the happy ending I was looking for.

Shiversblood said:
Op is clearly from the United States of America why are people asking him if he is from japan or New Zealand this confuses men
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Not sure if you knew where I was from to begin with.

If ya'll must know I originated from the best city in North America which is Toronto Canada. My mom was such a hot little blonde my friends all used to have a crush on her and I was like "I don't blame ya'll."

When I was 13 my parents sent me to live among the Kiwi's in New Zealand where I spent the rest of my life macking on the hottest barefoot bitches ever.

I met Mr Magenta here and we have been best friends ever since. One day Mr Magenta introduced me to Trent and his fertile anus and I got addicted to plowing his ass and after that no woman wanted me. This is why I am so lonely now but I feel the company of good hearted trannies but want to take it a step further and get actual women. The compassion I have felt on this site has melted my heart though.
 
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