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DrChristianTroy said:
Saney said:
CatParty said:
I just noticed in his attempt to smile, his mouth is almost crooked. And then I looked at the medallion. I think he may be trying to recreate the sonic/sonichu smile
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That sounds pretty plausible. Chris eats, breathes and lives Sonic.
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Does he still?
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Well, he still says that he's the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and I know for certain that he still plays Sonic games.
 
Fialovy said:
Rio said:
Spork said:
Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?
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I think he might think he'd feel emasculated if his girlfriend was taller than him or something. It's actually not unheard of for guys to be like that. It's really silly though.
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Yeah, it is silly, I even heard that it was a rule for many guys to be taller than the girl. Kinda strange since I'm taller than Dun, but yeah, Christ just has high standards in all the wrong places, outward appearences more specifically.
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I gotta derail briefly here, but EEEEEEEEEE tall girl and short guy! <3 I'm into tall guys myself, but I also love me some short dudes.

Cripes, I still can't get over how Chris Chins ( :lol: ) thinks he's going to bag a hottie with that wretched photo of himself. If he shaved himself bald, it would be a great start.
 
Cwckifan said:
Saney said:
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Just for the sake of comparison:



The left: from his DVD. The right: from his OKCupid profile.
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Why is he so purple?
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This quote now reminds me of that part where Violet from willy wonka turns into a violet colored balloon.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
The light has gone out of his eyes.
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Yeah, that's something I noticed when I saw him. You can tell how miserable he is just by looking at him. He looks broken or like he's about to cry. If his OK cupid SOMEHOW doesn't give a potential sweetheart a "Hey, I have a lot of baggage!" warning, looking at him in person will.
 
I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.
 
Saney said:
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Just for the sake of comparison:



The left: from his DVD. The right: from his OKCupid profile.
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Why is he so purple?
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His heart having trouble getting oxygenated blood to his face.

Or maybe some McNuggets stuck in his esophagus?
 
maybe he needs to wear the medallion again to return to his youthful looks. it obviously had some sort of powers as he is decaying in front of us without it.
 
God said:
I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.
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Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.
 
Rio said:
God said:
I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.
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Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.
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especially if he is going to kill it with bleach. he should just shave his head at this point. his hairline is almost a thing of the past. if he wants to be tomgirl, wear a wig. but his hair is hurtin'
 
CatParty said:
Rio said:
God said:
I come back after a few days and WHAT?!
He gets his hair colored at a salon or Walmart or something, right? I pity the person who has to touch his hair...
And normally, I'd say that bleaching it would damage it, but in this case I don't think it would have made any difference.
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Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.
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especially if he is going to kill it with bleach. he should just shave his head at this point. his hairline is almost a thing of the past. if he wants to be tomgirl, wear a wig. but his hair is hurtin'
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Speaking as a guy with long long LONG hair, I can tell you it's not an easy job to take care of your hair. Go ONE day without brushing it, and it'll tangle and clump up on you. Don't condition it, and it'll fall flat. Don't wash it like Chris, well, welcome to hell.
 
Rio said:
Yeah, some people just really shouldn't have longer hair. Chris is one of those people. He simply cannot take care of it. Long hair requires care and attention that he doesn't have for it.
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I'm sure in his mind's eye, he thinks his hair looks like this:

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I'd have thought he'd hate to have the hair of a niggo, but BB's been completely whitened in Photoshop, Chris isn't the best at recognizing facial features and he may well have no idea who Beyoncé is anyway.
 
Cwckifan said:
Why is he so purple?
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There's so much bluishness in his shirt, and his camera is so poor that there is color bleed into his normally pasty white face.
 
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