OKCupid update?

[spaps]

Re: He Changed the Photo

YO DAWG, I BE KEEPING IT REAL, N' SHIT

And to the zit picture, no less.

 

[CatParty]

Re: He Changed the Photo

YO DAWG, I BE KEEPING IT REAL, N' SHIT

And to the zit picture, no less.

"Like google, ignore the zit as well. Hell, ignore everything and be my new mommy and sleep with me"

 

[Saney]

Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet

where? his room? or mcdonald's while he is hiding behind his vidya?

Way to be vague, Chris.

 

[Spork]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

 

[Rio]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

I think he might think he'd feel emasculated if his girlfriend was taller than him or something. It's actually not unheard of for guys to be like that. It's really silly though.

 

[CatParty]

Imagine him on the other end of a "catfish". Like not the person who's being played, but the surprise reveal when the girl finally meets her online boyfriend.

 

[Fialovy]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

I think he might think he'd feel emasculated if his girlfriend was taller than him or something. It's actually not unheard of for guys to be like that. It's really silly though.

Yeah, it is silly, I even heard that it was a rule for many guys to be taller than the girl. Kinda strange since I'm taller than Dun, but yeah, Christ just has high standards in all the wrong places, outward appearences more specifically.

 

[trip2themoon]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

I think he might think he'd feel emasculated if his girlfriend was taller than him or something. It's actually not unheard of for guys to be like that. It's really silly though.

Yeah, it is silly, I even heard that it was a rule for many guys to be taller than the girl. Kinda strange since I'm taller than Dun, but yeah, Christ just has high standards in all the wrong places, outward appearences more specifically.

I read some where that on average girls like a guy to be at lease 6 inches taller than them. I wonder if he'd reject Maria Sharapova for being taller than him? I wouldn't be surprised if he actually feared death by Snu Snu.

 

[Fialovy]

Girls like guys six inches taller than then? Seriously? If that were the case, my ideal guy would be 6' 5"

Nothing wrong with short men!

 

[trip2themoon]

Girls like guys six inches taller than then? Seriously? If that were the case, my ideal guy would be 6' 5"

Nothing wrong with short men!

Never said there was. My work has more woman than men in it so there's always loads of glossy mags lying about. I read it in one of those. If it's true though that's my chances with Lily Cole screwed.

 

[Marvin]

If you search someone's username on OkCupid it will list their profile. An icon will tell you how often they reply. A blue envelope means they haven't gotten any messages or replies in a week. Since Chris doesn't have that (He has a green dot) it means someone messaged him or replied to him recently.

So yeah... he could possibly be conversing with a local female. Not likely but that would be hilarious.

Very interesting....anything you can tell us about this, Marvin?

Huh? His okcupid account has been publicly known for a long time. It's just some sperg messaging him trying to pull off some julay plan or something.

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

Makes more sense than the strict age limits at least. Imagine there's a stunningly beautiful, wealthy, WASP-y and kind woman out there with weaknesses for guys in touch with their feminine side and "something to grab hold of". She has the patience of a saint and the history of a troubled upbringing she's put behind her barring some... unusual kinks and a lack of awareness of what she has to offer. Her favorite movie is Rain Main because she finds Raymond's mind fascinating. She's been besotted with Christian for years, waiting, hoping he'd become that little bit less selective in his sweetheart search but no, with those rigid patterns of his she finds so endearing he would never have time for an old hag born on February 24, 1981. ..
So she goes back to running through Sonichu's Adventure, all the while wishing she could run her fingers, and a lice comb, through his original creator's hair. She feels the need to go to the bathroom and has to tell herself yet again that there's no psychic ping from Chris stirring her bowels. Just the latest in her free lifetime supply of McDonald's food won in a bet from her old friend... was it Shigeru? Satoshi? Yuji? She can't think straight enough to remember which of the trio she almost allowed to win in Guitar Hero; all she knows in this moment is she has a lot of fast food for one average-to-slender girl to have without anyone to share it with...

 

[Fibonacci]

It's a strange assumption that it's a bad thing Chris would feel emasculated by a tall girl when he has explicitly stated how much he likes being emasculated by women. I mean, a great majority of the shit Chris has done was spawned from the understanding that he was being punished by his sweetheart (ie, the butt garments pictures during the Ivy saga), which is why he did them because "O GOD THE HUMILIATION! HNNNGGGHH!". There must be some other reason why he doesn't want anyone taller than him.

 

[Enig]

Y'know, the thing that bugs me about Chris's requirements the most is his insistence that his sweetheart be smaller than 5'10.

What exactly does he have against tall girls?

Makes more sense than the strict age limits at least. Imagine there's a stunningly beautiful, wealthy, WASP-y and kind woman out there with weaknesses for guys in touch with their feminine side and "something to grab hold of". She has the patience of a saint and the history of a troubled upbringing she's put behind her barring some... unusual kinks and a lack of awareness of what she has to offer. Her favorite movie is Rain Main because she finds Raymond's mind fascinating. She's been besotted with Christian for years, waiting, hoping he'd become that little bit less selective in his sweetheart search but no, with those rigid patterns of his she finds so endearing he would never have time for an old hag born on February 24, 1981. ..
So she goes back to running through Sonichu's Adventure, all the while wishing she could run her fingers, and a lice comb, through his original creator's hair. She feels the need to go to the bathroom and has to tell herself yet again that there's no psychic ping from Chris stirring her bowels. Just the latest in her free lifetime supply of McDonald's food won in a bet from her old friend... was it Shigeru? Satoshi? Yuji? She can't think straight enough to remember which of the trio she almost allowed to win in Guitar Hero; all she knows in this moment is she has a lot of fast food for one average-to-slender girl to have without anyone to share it with...

So, we Fanfiction.net now?

 

[pickleniggo]

His new name should be Chris Chins.

I actually lol'd at this. Chris Chins, the ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichew.

 

[trip2themoon]

His new name should be Chris Chins.

I actually lol'd at this. Chris Chins, the ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichew.

Lol, that's great. Someone should start drawing overweight Sonichews pigging out on junk food. It seems so obvious now, the name is a merger of Chris's 2 favourite things: Food and Sonic...


If you say both Christian's and Chris Chins fast they sound the same too.

 

[LordCustos3]

Okay, waitasec......

He wants to meet a girl, right?
But she has to meet him, in person.
Meet him in person, at his hangout.
But he doesn't clarify where that is.
And he doesn't want to be contacted online.

Sooooooo, if some masochistic chick with ultra-low standards wanted to take him up on his offer, but has no idea where the hangout is....how does she ask?

I suspect this is yet another example of his failure at The Theory of Mind. Just because HE knows where The Hangout is, doesn't mean anyone else does.

 

[Golly]

It's not too hard to guess his hangout given his most recent out-and-about pic.
To win the love of CWC, you gotta go to da Mickey D.

Unless you're one if us though, you'd never know.

 

[Marvin]

It's not too hard to guess his hangout given his most recent out-and-about pic.
To win the love of CWC, you gotta go to da Mickey D.

Nah, that's only one of his hangouts.

 

[trip2themoon]

It's not too hard to guess his hangout given his most recent out-and-about pic.
To win the love of CWC, you gotta go to da Mickey D.

Unless you're one if us though, you'd never know.

I don't know any adult women who don't have kids that would go out of their way to eat at McDonalds. That's Chris screwed because Chris isn't into BABOONs: Brat Attached Bugger Off Onto Next.