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[Saney]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD?!

 

[LM 697]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

There was a (short-lived and quickly locked) thread about it on the old Forumer site.

 

[CatParty]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

DIRTY CRAPPED HANDS

 

[pickleniggo]

That also make me think...does Chris wipe properly?

Apologies for bringing up Chris and his feces...I know it's frowned upon...but I don't think we've ever gone into him and ass wiping. And "No shit is too minor" right?

I wonder if you could even find a single roll of toilet paper anywhere at 14 Branchland Court.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Well, Chris does wipe his butt cheeks, and the big chunks out of his drawers in a public shit stall.

 

[DevilDog]

Well, Chris does wipe his butt cheeks, and the big chunks out of his drawers in a public shit stall.

Oh fuckin' hell that is one horrid mind picture..."chunks"

 

[Holdek]

Well, Chris does wipe his butt cheeks, and the big chunks out of his drawers in a public shit stall.

Yeah he gave a YouTube tutorial about this. Thankfully he didn't do a demonstration.

 

[LordCustos3]

Well, Chris does wipe his butt cheeks, and the big chunks out of his drawers in a public shit stall.

Yeah he gave a YouTube tutorial about this. Thankfully he didn't do a demonstration.

To do a demonstration, he'd need some toilet paper on hand; and to get the toilet paper, he'd have to rummage through the garbage dump that is 14 Branchland Court....and that would be stressful and take time and effort.

 

[NoDarkies]

Well, Chris does wipe his butt cheeks, and the big chunks out of his drawers in a public shit stall.

Yeah he gave a YouTube tutorial about this. Thankfully he didn't do a demonstration.

Blame my morbid curiosity, but do you know which video this is?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

It's called Don'tPintheOop. Another bad example of random-access humor. I love how he calls a toilet a "commode". He's that old-fashioned XD

 

[Holdek]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your , too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

 

[Bugaboo]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your underpants, too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Does Chris understand that fetal incontinence is a serious medical issue?

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

So I was on the CWCk and clicked on the link to his profile to see if it was still up and it doesn't match any versions on the CWCki page. He logged in yesterday and the profile has a photo I hadn't seen before so is this new? Sorry if my newfag is showing.

Screen grab: http://imgur.com/a/sBMPA

EDIT: Fixed the screengrab.

Not gonna lie. He looks like an AIDS patient.

 

[93Aiwass]

OH SWEET JESUS! THAT NEW PICTURE!!!!!!!!

I know right?

I am an all-around, emotionally mature, good natured, high-functioning autistic, heterosexual tomgirl artist

Heterosexual tomgirl....artist? My first impression reading this was that he was using "artist" in a "drag artist" way. But as I was writing the post I realised he's just using artist in relevance to his drawings. Man, he should really consider restructuring that sentence.

And damn, he's started using the "from the ground up" terminology again. For a moment there I thought he realized how creepy that sounds.

Considering that he's talking [cwc]Sonichu[/cwc] and telling people not to Google him, I think he has no grasp on how to write a personal. Theoretically, you should try to sell yourself, not give prospective dates enough ammo to Google you and find out what a pathetic creep you are. Just my opinion, though.

 

[Holdek]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your underpants, too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Does Chris understand that fetal incontinence is a serious medical issue?

He went to the doctor for it. The doctor prescribed adult diapers, and he raged that "diapers are for babies!"

I am an all-around, emotionally mature, good natured, high-functioning autistic, heterosexual tomgirl artist

Heterosexual tomgirl....artist? My first impression reading this was that he was using "artist" in a "drag artist" way. But as I was writing the post I realised he's just using artist in relevance to his drawings. Man, he should really consider restructuring that sentence.

And damn, he's started using the "from the ground up" terminology again. For a moment there I thought he realized how creepy that sounds.

Considering that he's talking [cwc]Sonichu[/cwc] and telling people not to Google him, I think he has no grasp on how to write a personal. Theoretically, you should try to sell yourself, not give prospective dates enough ammo to Google you and find out what a pathetic creep you are. Just my opinion, though.

I guess better to get it out of the way early.

 

[DevilDog]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your , too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Question(I wanted to make this a thread but it seemed like a bad idea). Do we think he STILL has issues with pooping himself? I doubt it happens that often anymore.

 

[Holdek]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your , too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Question(I wanted to make this a thread but it seemed like a bad idea). Do we think he STILL has issues with pooping himself? I doubt it happens that often anymore.

I don't know. But if you made a line graph with all the things Chris could improve or get worse at, I think the only one that would show upward trajectory at any point in his life is his incredulity about people's good intentions on the Internet (and that would be only over the past couple of years).

 

[LordCustos3]

I don't know. But if you made a line graph with all the things Chris could improve or get worse at, I think the only one that would show upward trajectory at any point in his life is his incredulity about people's good intentions on the Internet (and that would be only over the past couple of years).

Nah. There are lots of metrics in his life that are on the upswing.
His weight.
His cholesterol.
His blood pressure.

Up up up and no sign of going down.

 

[CWCissey]

Dear God that picture of him!

Chris looks like he's about to drop, like he has a terminal illness!

That is quite sad actually...

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

[youtube]U-ddcMAc0gc[/youtube]

But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your , too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Question(I wanted to make this a thread but it seemed like a bad idea). Do we think he STILL has issues with pooping himself? I doubt it happens that often anymore.

In this very same video Chris talks about a "near accident" over a busted PC on the Jackie saga, wich was not so long ago...he mentions being "able to make it home in time" so it was in public.

And given Chris sincerity, its fair to doubt this was only a "near" accident...It may very well have went like:

-Computer shop clerk: "Sorry buddy, this computer is fucked beyond repair"

-Chris: <BRRAAAAAAAP!!>

If Chris was capable of such fecal feats over something so trivial only a couple of years ago, its better not to think what the Gameplace incident did (including the incident itself, the arrest, and the trial) regarding this issue...