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[Bridechu]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

 

[Trombonista]

It's called Don'tPintheOop.

Correct.

Behold:

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But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta' keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your , too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean, yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Question(I wanted to make this a thread but it seemed like a bad idea). Do we think he STILL has issues with pooping himself? I doubt it happens that often anymore.

Cyan said he didn't noticeably crap himself at the plea hearing, so I'll assume he stopped (for the most part).

 

[Saney]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

She tried, by not washing his laundry. That backfired immensely when he dumped his dirty, crapped sheets in with the rest of the laundry.

 

[Bugaboo]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

She tried, by not washing his laundry. That backfired immensely when he dumped his dirty, crapped sheets in with the rest of the laundry.

If I were her I'd make him do it himself.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Tried that too. He slept in his crapped bed for days until she relented.

 

[Male]

That manchild just doesn't want to do any sort of fucking work.
Remember when he made a mess on the bed in the middle of the night? Rather than telling his mom he just moved to the couch.

 

[potrzebie]

And yet it's so baffling that he can't figure out why girls won't date him.

He wants to be a househusband someday and a father, but how the heck is he going to clean up after a baby, clean the house, and cook dinner, when he's a 31 year old man who relies on his mother to clean up his poop?

 

[CatParty]

And yet it's so baffling that he can't figure out why girls won't date him.

He wants to be a househusband someday and a father, but how the heck is he going to clean up after a baby, clean the house, and cook dinner, when he's a 31 year old man who relies on his mother to clean up his poop?

there are alternative dating sites he could post on. specifically for scat or infantilism. but that would be too smart for him to think of

 

[Snorlaxative]

Years later, we are still finding ways to bring up dirty, crapped briefs.

 

[Uzumaki]

Years later, we are still finding ways to bring up dirty, crapped briefs.

It was quite the moment of profundity.

 

[Spork]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

She tried, by not washing his laundry. That backfired immensely when he dumped his dirty, crapped sheets in with the rest of the laundry.

That's not quite what happened.

Barb tried to put her foot down and refused to do Chris's laundry unless he stopped leaving feces in the family laundry pile. A week or so later Barb caved because Chris accidentally shat his bed due to a fake death threat.

 

[CatParty]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

She tried, by not washing his laundry. That backfired immensely when he dumped his dirty, crapped sheets in with the rest of the laundry.

That's not quite what happened.

Barb tried to put her foot down and refused to do Chris's laundry unless he stopped leaving feces in the family laundry pile. A week or so later Barb caved because Chris accidentally shat his bed due to a fake death threat.

yeah he slept in it like that for like a week right?

 

[Saney]

The dirty crapped briefs is still one of the big questions of Chris for me. I've volunteered with speds and my mother used to do it for a living. Potty training is a number one priority, because no one wants to change diapers, and even someone who can only communicate in moans and can't count their fingers knows shitting in their pants is uncomfortable and icky. Just how did Chris get to the point where crapping himself is something normal that he shouldn't try to correct? Surely Barb didn't encourage him since she had to do his laundry.

She tried, by not washing his laundry. That backfired immensely when he dumped his dirty, crapped sheets in with the rest of the laundry.

That's not quite what happened.

Barb tried to put her foot down and refused to do Chris's laundry unless he stopped leaving feces in the family laundry pile. A week or so later Barb caved because Chris accidentally shat his bed due to a fake death threat.

Ah, my mistake. Thanks for correcting it.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

...

Godammit Chris.

 

[pinkysmith]

CHRIS! Cut all of your ruined hair off and take a 7 hour long shower and you might boost you're chances of finding a sweetheart from -10000000 to -100000 percent.

 

[Abhor-able]

Bitches love the shaggy puppy pony tails pic. They also love tl;dr manifestos written by adult autistic children.

Clearly Chris is swimming in the pussy and has been for a while.

 

[Snorlaxative]

The funniest part is that his potential sweetheart MUST be financially independent.

 

[Holdek]

I don't know. But if you made a line graph with all the things Chris could improve or get worse at, I think the only one that would show upward trajectory at any point in his life is his incredulity about people's good intentions on the Internet (and that would be only over the past couple of years).

Nah. There are lots of metrics in his life that are on the upswing.
His weight.
His cholesterol.
His blood pressure.

Up up up and no sign of going down.

That's what I mean.

That manchild just doesn't want to do any sort of fucking work.
Remember when he made a mess on the bed in the middle of the night? Rather than telling his mom he just moved to the couch.

And then had a wet dream on the couch. He went from being scared for his life and shitting his sheets to getting horny and ejaculating on the family couch. In one night.

It truly is never ending with this man(child).

 

[The Mackers]

I don't know. But if you made a line graph with all the things Chris could improve or get worse at, I think the only one that would show upward trajectory at any point in his life is his incredulity about people's good intentions on the Internet (and that would be only over the past couple of years).

Nah. There are lots of metrics in his life that are on the upswing.
His weight.
His cholesterol.
His blood pressure.

Up up up and no sign of going down.

That's what I mean.

That manchild just doesn't want to do any sort of fucking work.
Remember when he made a mess on the bed in the middle of the night? Rather than telling his mom he just moved to the couch.

And then had a wet dream on the couch. He went from being scared for his life and shitting his sheets to getting horny and ejaculating on the family couch. In one night.

It truly is never ending with this man(child).

No, he didn't sleep on the family couch i don't think? He has a couch in his bedroom, how could he sleep on the family couch in the living room if no-one could access it with all the junk?

 

[Marvin]

He moved to the couch in his bedroom, if memory serves.