Chris' sleep schedule was so fucked up that he could oversleep by 12 hours? Most people don't even get that much sleep a night. Hell, that's two nights' sleep for me.
Of course, if Chris wanted to get to bed at a reasonable hour, he could maybe, I don't know, just do it?
"Tipsy"? Man, what an understatement. I agree with a previous poster that it's a good thing Chris already has addictions taking up all his money (in this way). At least lego and video games won't destroy his liver/brain cells.
Complete speculation I know, but one has to wonder if Barb would have done anything to intervene if Chris had decided to go down the path of straight alcoholism instead. Considering that he so easily broke his long standing taboo against drinking da reeb, it really is a wonder that this didn't happen. Another lucky escape?
This!, He really has convinced himself that a girlfriend is the solution for all of his problems even to correct his bad sleeping habits, he just cant or wont see that this is something he can solve by himself.
Also, If CWCville were real, the US would invade with the goal of removing CWCville's monarchist government (by Chris' own admission) due to gross violations of the Constitution and US law. I'd like to see that in a Sonichu comic. Then again, Chris had some Goosebumps to read and some Zs to catch in civics class.
Like somebody mentioned previously, Chris has a very addicting personality. But it's a finnicky one. He's going to be get addicted to what gives him the most fuzzy wuzzies. I'm pretty sure the only reason Chris started drinking alcohol is because that's what adults do. But then he realized the more money he spent on the booze, the less he would have for PSN purchases. Same with getting a hooker. He only went to see her twice, because the more he paid to have sex the less he would have for Squinkies(I think that's what he was into at the time).
I'll try and release some more in a bit. Stay tuned!
It annoys me when I find out the times Chris lies to Bob.Why did Chris keep pulling these shenanigans with him when he was still alive? If wanted to be treated like an adult he should of acted like one. Also does Chris still drink alcohol?
See, people are saying that Chris' decline into complete batshit insanity was a fairly recent thing, but the Michael Snyder email shows that it's been a long time coming. I'd love to know what Snyder thought when he read that.
I no longer hold hard feelings against you of that day
"Hi, I'm going to make a bizarre accusation. I'm going to ask a series of strange questions that will make minimal sense to you, and I'm going to demand that you prioritise responding to them. No, an email will not do."
Also: love the number of times the word "Jew" crops up in the first email. Stay classy, Chris.
I have to ask, does the sheer amount of day-to-day minutiae that so often crops up in Chris's accounts stem from the autism, or him staving off the feeling that his life is pathetically empty?
Complete speculation I know, but one has to wonder if Barb would have done anything to intervene if Chris had decided to go down the path of straight alcoholism instead. Considering that he so easily broke his long standing taboo against drinking da reeb, it really is a wonder that this didn't happen. Another lucky escape?
I really doubt it. There may have been a time where Chris was on the edge of becoming a guy who had a drink to take the edge off on a regular basis. But that is not at all the same as an alcoholic. He was several steps away from becoming one, and I don't think he was likely to take any of those steps.
I have to ask, does the sheer amount of day-to-day minutiae that so often crops up in Chris's accounts stem from the autism, or him staving off the feeling that his life is pathetically empty?
A bit of both probably. His errands give him something to fill his day, and a valid answer to "what did you do today?" Although "I did some errands" would be a much better answer than a page long explanation of each day. But the autism could make the errands feel a little more daunting a task and this a little more of a legitimate accoomplishment.
On another note: There was a line in the last batch that implied that there was a Spanish kid who was 13 two years previously when Chris got kicked out, and that because Chris hadn't seen him since then he assumed he was still 13. It must be poor phrasing, there is no way he is that dumb, is there?
If you or ***** or ***** would like to check her out for yourself; she didn't wear a nametag today, but she was one of the Blue-Shirted Employees; has Cinnamon-Brown Hair, tan and eye-makeup; about 4 to 5 feet tall. I think her hair was long.
The rarely seen triple semicolon! And that description of the employee ranks up there with the ten-ton doghouse in terms of Chris's ability to measure things. "About 4 to 5 feet tall." So, you know, somewhere in the range between a midget and a very short girl, or maybe a bit more. Or less. But about that tall. Possibly with long hair.
I love that his defense is that the F only stood for "Fiddlesticks." Because a censored F-bomb was the one big problem with what he did. The rest of it made perfect sense!
Bragging to a girl about how you snuck away from your daddy to go out and get booze and then get shit-faced would be kinda cool if you were like 13, but at 27 years old it's just fucking pathetic.
I love that his defense is that the F only stood for "Fiddlesticks." Because a censored F-bomb was the one big problem with what he did. The rest of it made perfect sense!
It's worse than that. He says "I even convinced myself that the F meant Fiddlesticks; It originally meant Fuck." Chris acknowledged his mental gymnastics!
Why did Chris keep pulling these shenanigans with him when he was still alive? If wanted to be treated like an adult he should of acted like one. Also does Chris still drink alcohol?
