Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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What the hell is the context for this?

 

[Coelacanth]

 

[Matt Damon]

What the hell is the context for this?

From what I've seen, it was just a weird non sequitur take on the cartoon Doug. I don't think there was any other context.

It was kicking around quite a bit 2006-2007ish if I remember right.

 

[Super Guido]

What the hell is the context for this?

My guess is someone thought Skeeter's vocal tic was weird and wanted to imagine him saying it after talking about something really serious.

 

[Arctic]

For all the zoomer elements in this saga (Discord, troons, etc.) ILJ is in many ways the platonic ideal of an oldfag troll. Weebism, animal abuse, pedophilia and driving lolcows to commit suicide were all once central elements the culture of /b/. If you zoom out a bit, it becomes clear that ILJ is in fact the dialectical synthesis between the troll and the fed. No longer is the partyvan something to be feared. Now that trolling has become established as a "subculture", the children of the rich can try their hand at it while being fully protected from the consequences that trolling used to entail.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

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This and Tunak Tunak Tun stick out in my head predominantly from my early 4ch era. I however strayed from 4ch around /b/day and went in to the rabbit hole of 7ch, 420ch, 99ch, and many more.

same, also great user name, also IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT

 

[Arctic]

A litmus test for oldfags made by a newfag. If you know anything below level 1 you probably have no life.

Spoiler

 

[cow-wannabe]

I've noticed a fair bit of nostalgia for Moot in this thread. Thing is, if he were still running 4Chan he'd be simping for Bela or one of her cronies and banning all discussion of the topic from the boards.

[Source - Airport's Law]

 

[Butter]

I've noticed a fair bit of nostalgia for Moot in this thread. Thing is, if he were still running 4Chan he'd be simping for Bela or one of her cronies and banning all discussion of the topic from the boards.

[Source - Airport's Law]

As soneome who used to talk to moot for hours every other day, he probably wouldn't have simped for her. But at the end he wasn't the same child that went into this. He grew up.

 

[Tom Myers]

She's almost as much as a oldfag as Gaytor.

 

[Popper Whiting]

She's almost as much as a oldfag as Gaytor.

Every summer there is a new influx of oldfags who have been around since 2006 just like Gator and ILJ. The number of original old fags increases every year. Pretty soon the internet will be nothing but OG oldfags.

 

[White Devil]

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

A litmus text for oldfags made by a newfag. If you know anything below level 1 you probably have no life.

Spoiler

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if this was worth a damn there would be a lime, for reference, somewhere next to the iceberg

 

[cow-wannabe]

As soneome who used to talk to moot for hours every other day, he probably wouldn't have simped for her. But at the end he wasn't the same child that went into this. He grew up.

That's interesting. What was his actual take on the whole GG business? Did he have any regret for selling everyone out but ultimately getting shafted by the Quin brigade?

 

[Matt Damon]

Every summer there is a new influx of oldfags who have been around since 2006 just like Gator and ILJ. The number of original old fags increases every year. Pretty soon the internet will be nothing but OG oldfags.

Fake oldfags want the street cred. Real oldfags are ambivalent about being oldfags because ultimately it just makes us losers who've wasted way too much of our lives reading message boards.

Hell, I wish 2006 was as far back as it went for me.

 

[AnOminous]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 

[Butter]

That's interesting. What was his actual take on the whole GG business? Did he have any regret for selling everyone out but ultimately getting shafted by the Quin brigade?

That was after we split ways. I assume he just did what was best for making money.

 

[cow-wannabe]

Fake oldfags want the street cred. Real oldfags are ambivalent about being oldfags because ultimately it just makes us losers who've wasted way too much of our lives reading message boards.

Hell, I wish 2006 was as far back as it went for me.

It's fake, you're right. There's no cred in being an actual oldfag. No one takes you seriously and everything is either bewilderingly alien or something you've seen a thousand times before. It's just depressing. Honestly browsing the net nowadays is getting more and more like everywhere at the end of time.

 

[Internet Explorer]

A litmus text for oldfags made by a newfag. If you know anything below level 1 you probably have no life.

Spoiler

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I have nothing but fond memories of Weev and the GNAA. Especially Last Measure, the evil sack of abominable cancer that it was.

Also it's all level one now. Summer will never end.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

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this is my favorite robontnik comic meme tbh, i think of it often