Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

Killing Hamsters? ZOMG!!
Raptor Jesus does not approve!
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Bella you're a cringy newfag and absolute poser. If you were around for early 4chan, you would know that we weren't some super sekkrit hacker club that sperged out about politics 24/7. All we were was a bunch of basement-dwelling teenager losers that got a kick out of being contrarian edgy lil shits. If you were around back then, you would've been called a massive faggot and relentlessly mocked. Just like KF does today, just with more gayops and calling your dads phone number. This "we are legion" shit was an edgy joke, and only newfags like you who came in the wake of, or after, Operation Chanology would ever think otherwise.

We were just some retarded fags having fun on the 'net, and caring about being seen as oldfag is the gayest thing there is. All it means is that you wasted too many days shitposting instead of going outside, there is no glory to it. And people like you are what makes most chans nowadays so gay and annoying. Tryhard.
Early 4chan was literally teenage weebs. This gets ignored way too much.
 
If I had a dime for every time some 10 year old stumbles on a youtube upload of old newgrounds shit and comments about how "2011 InTeRnEt WaS wIlD!!1!".......
The old Mario NG animations have tons of comments like this - especially on videos like M is Bad!.


Nearly all the younger kids leaving comments on it are triggered as fuck and it's hilarious.
 
Sidelined into oldfag talk but does anyone remember the ASS-Wars? Mid-nineties. It was like the fall of Kabul, when we finally lost alt.sex.stories to the pedos. It was a time of strange alliances and I remember being a fag-fag leftie and last-ditch shitposting shoulder to shoulder with some conservative NRA types in a doomed effort to repel the diddling hoards.

[cue sound of "Fortunate Son" by CCR]
 
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