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That selfie taker, he's not holding his thumb like, is he . . .?

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*sigh*
 
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Napalmxxx2 said:
I wonder how many times he's going to get in trouble with the law, I am just waiting for Chris trying to out run the police.
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Isn't there a thing where he describes how awesome he was by running from mall cops? Something about how he turned a chair around the wrong way in the middle of the mall, and a security guard asks him to return it to its proper position, and he leaves it wrong to spite them. Then, like the high functioning autist that he is, he ran from them when they called him over by name to talk to him.

I don't know how delusional he'd have to be to justify running from the cops to himself. Aversion to authority figures aside, he seems like way too much of a panty-wetting coward to actually defy the law that blatantly.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Oh Jesus, how did I forget telling you all of his stupid joke.

So he was at a vendor that was across from the Tabletop room to buy some Ramune(weeb soda). This vendor sold weeb snacks along with Pokemon merchandise. After Chris paid he was digging in the cooler to find the one he bought and he chuckled to himself while going, "Well I hope I didn't buy anything Team Rocket stole." Commence the fake awkward laughter from the person running the table.
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And Team Rocket's sighing off again...............
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
I'm not going to get into why I didn't get pictures, but it would have been in my best interest not to(i.e. I'm not trying to get myself in trouble with the locals since I live here).

Nothing extraordinary happened, but if you want the run down:

Chris was playing Pokemon against some 7 year old and beat him. Didn't act like a shit to the kid but would sigh periodically. He wore the same thing for a third day in a row. Has two silver rings on his right hand that were connected by a blue string. I never noticed this about his thinning hair; I just thought he had a receding hairline, but the top of his hair is pretty sparse and short. An older lady(not the same one as the picture posted here) referred to Chris as Christine and used female pronouns. Chris also has a MASSIVE binder full of hundreds of Pokemon cards. Saw him later rushing around with what looked like an empty food carton. I don't know.

So I apologize for no pictures though I doubt they would have been incredible since it wasn't like he was doing something he doesn't normally do. And he didn't chimp out on anyone or act like an asshole, which I will back @Marvin on this, Chris truly doesn't act like a dick to people MOST of the time he's out in public.



edit: Found this as someone's profile picture.
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Was this even at Omegacon? It looks like an office at a school or something/
 
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DoctorJimmyRay said:
Isn't there a thing where he describes how awesome he was by running from mall cops? Something about how he turned a chair around the wrong way in the middle of the mall, and a security guard asks him to return it to its proper position, and he leaves it wrong to spite them. Then, like the high functioning autist that he is, he ran from them when they called him over by name to talk to him.

I don't know how delusional he'd have to be to justify running from the cops to himself. Aversion to authority figures aside, he seems like way too much of a panty-wetting coward to actually defy the law that blatantly.
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I define awesome when you're playing the mall cops all over the place till the real cops show up. Then again I think I know why the police doesn't just use their tasers on him, he's not going anywhere too fast
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Because he'd do anything for love.

But he she won't do that.
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By she, I mean the female version of meatloaf. I am pretty sure Chris would take anything he could get, but that woman does not seem that desperate to sleep with seaweed head.


I was really saddened with this con, I wanted Chris to take to facebook and mention how he got all dolled up and applied vaginal outlines. What are vaginal outlines? Does Chris mean lipliner, if so, why would you apply lipliner with lip balm.
I think hearing about Chris' bad jokes and not changing his clothes for three days is all the milk we're going to get. I bet Chris just slept in those clothes.


DragoonSierra said:
To be fair that joke is way more on topic than most of his other shitty jokes
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I know Chris is exceptional, but I just felt like, if he's asking his "loyal fans" to "keep their wits about them", he's a bigger hypocrite than we think. I mean, that joke would have gotten a genuine laugh if it came from someone that was the age of 7-11, but to hear it coming from Chris just makes me cringe. It really surprises me that a guy that deals with spastic con-goers gave Chris an awkward laugh. The weeb Merchant thought that Chris awkward even by convention standards.


I am now more interested to hear about this middle-aged asspatter that Chris has been able to manipulate into feeling sorry for him. It's kind of like Chris is the non-threatening and exceptional version of creepy Charles Manson. Unlike Manson, that had several female acolytes, Chris only has one, and she matches Chris' sphere of influence and charisma.

Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Chris will probably get a Relic Of Fail there that he will show off this loyal ween Fanbase on FB.
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I am still waiting on someone to add the taint and Chris' tank tops to the Relics of Fail.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I didn't realize that the picture was old(ish) and was actually taken at The End, which is the game store. I just happened to look through a list of people who attended the con and noticed this guy's profile picture.
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Here's praying Chris didn't CON anybody with money at the con.
 
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