Interests OmegaCon 2016

[WeeGee]

And before anyone asks me again if he smelled. Everything smelled at this convention.

The attendees at this con must be noobs, cause if the entire con smelled bad then that means none of them followed the 5-2-1 rule, it's recommended to follow to reduce and prevent con funk.

 

[tgg1217]

what the fuck did i just watch

 

[InTheSidePocket]

It's not going to be a good life for Christine 10 years from now.

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

haha he's like the green giant's fat, unattractive wife.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So tired of ugly weens ruining a perfectly good photo opportunity.

 

[Count Olaf]

Yeah, me too. To know how the story ends. If the worst happens, and this guy dies alone in his home with no close family and true friends, I sure hope a group of Kiwi-dorks take a pilgrimage to Charlottesville to lay a few flowers and Sonic toys on his grave.

Sounds good to me, so long as all the sonic toys have blue arms.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Yeah, me too. To know how the story ends. If the worst happens, and this guy dies alone in his home with no close family and true friends, I sure hope a group of Kiwi-dorks take a pilgrimage to Charlottesville to lay a few flowers and Sonic toys on his grave.

I'll make sure that my pickle suit is clean.

 

[Trilby]

He posted this afterwards:

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Spoiler: Full Image

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Of course he brings his 'chus along.

I'm not going to get into why I didn't get pictures, but it would have been in my best interest not to(i.e. I'm not trying to get myself in trouble with the locals since I live here).

No one wants to be the town tattle-taler.

Nothing extraordinary happened, but if you want the run down:

Chris was playing Pokemon against some 7 year old and beat him. Didn't act like a shit to the kid but would sigh periodically.

What a sore winner.

He wore the same thing for a third day in a row.

EWWWWWW!

Has two silver rings on his right hand that were connected by a blue string. I never noticed this about his thinning hair; I just thought he had a receding hairline, but the top of his hair is pretty sparse and short. An older lady(not the same one as the picture posted here) referred to Chris as Christine and used female pronouns. Chris also has a MASSIVE binder full of hundreds of Pokemon cards. Saw him later rushing around with what looked like an empty food carton. I don't know.

Figured that would be the case.

So I apologize for no pictures though I doubt they would have been incredible since it wasn't like he was doing something he doesn't normally do. And he didn't chimp out on anyone or act like an asshole, which I will back @Marvin on this, Chris truly doesn't act like a dick to people MOST of the time he's out in public.

Well glad to hear that.

edit: Found this as someone's profile picture.

oh boy.

Apparently, that was taken at The End Games at one of the Thursday Pokemon events in August. Someone added it to the Cwcki's page about that place, along with a photo of Chris's card box.

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Ah, well that's a COMON mistake!

 

[Mr._Blonde]

what the fuck did i just watch

I ask myself the exact same question, bro.

 

[Holdek]

I could see Chris becoming disrespectful quickly with someone like that. A masculine female would seem pretty attractive to Chris, like a gender counterweight.

Chris is completely bewildered by the idea of female to male trannies.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This is like the Special Olympics for Chris.

Because even If he wins Best cosplay, he's still re tarded

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Good point! Would he prefer being left in peace, or does he truly ENJOY the state of celebrity he's been in, and would totally hate it if the attention went away?

Kiwifarms is one of the weirdest forums I've ever seen, because of all the attention given to Chris. No one is talking about themselves, or supporting each other. Instead, they're all talking about this one guy. And this person isn't even a true celebrity, he's just a troubled weirdo who does bizarre things and invites gossip and armchair psychology. Many are his bullies and trash-talkers, while others act like they're his actual, concerned friends.

It's SO weird, and for the last month I've seen enough of Chris' videos and read enough of his life story to be so freaking worried about him now. (What's up with that?) Maybe for some of us here, we can't be only concerned with our family and friends, we have to go poke our noses in strangers' business, too. I'm guessing a lot of Kiwifarms members are interested in psychology, social work or into the helping professions? (I've always been).

Or maybe it's just that Chris is simply today's version of one of the freaks and oddities of the Barnum and Bailey Circus a century ago?

For almost 10 years Chris has been a train wreck too engrossing for me to pry my eyes from and examine my own fascination with him, just gotta see it through, he's part of my news cycle

 

[Mr._Blonde]

what the fuck did i just watch

How can this walking hot mess still be functioning? I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

 

[Picklechu]

I bet he puts the heart above the i because all girls love hearts and pink and stuff like that.

He encouraged a heartsweet (Ivy maybe?) to dot her "i" with a heart, so probably. I vaguely remember some girls doing this with their signature in the 90s, so that probably plays a role as well.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Oh Jesus, how did I forget telling you all of his stupid joke.

So he was at a vendor that was across from the Tabletop room to buy some Ramune(weeb soda). This vendor sold weeb snacks along with Pokemon merchandise. After Chris paid he was digging in the cooler to find the one he bought and he chuckled to himself while going, "Well I hope I didn't buy anything Team Rocket stole." Commence the fake awkward laughter from the person running the table.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Oh Jesus, how did I forget telling you all of his stupid joke.

So he was at a vendor that was across from the Tabletop room to buy some Ramune(weeb soda). This vendor sold weeb snacks along with Pokemon merchandise. After Chris paid he was digging in the cooler to find the one he bought and he chuckled to himself while going, "Well I hope I didn't buy anything Team Rocket stole." Commence the fake awkward laughter from the person running the table.

He is the one with a criminal history...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He encouraged a heartsweet (Ivy maybe?) to dot her "i" with a heart, so probably. I vaguely remember some girls doing this with their signature in the 90s, so that probably plays a role as well.

Yeah, that's really gross and creepy, and to know that Chris does this now is just icing on the cake.

Oh Jesus, how did I forget telling you all of his stupid joke.

So he was at a vendor that was across from the Tabletop room to buy some Ramune(weeb soda). This vendor sold weeb snacks along with Pokemon merchandise. After Chris paid he was digging in the cooler to find the one he bought and he chuckled to himself while going, "Well I hope I didn't buy anything Team Rocket stole." Commence the fake awkward laughter from the person running the table.

Random-access humor, I bet he thought he was rivaling the cunning wit of Dame Helen Mirren when letting that one out like wet gas. Never change, Chris.

He is the one with a criminal history...

That includes stealing even from his parents and customers.

I bet he puts the heart above the i because all girls love hearts and pink and stuff like that.

Keyword being girls

 

[Napalmxxx2]

He is the one with a criminal history...

I wonder how many times he's going to get in trouble with the law, I am just waiting for Chris trying to out run the police.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Random-access humor, I bet he thought he was rivaling the cunning wit of Dame Helen Mirren when letting that one out like wet gas. Never change, Chris.

To be fair that joke is way more on topic than most of his other shitty jokes