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[Doctor Placebo]

I’m a man. I do like a nice pair of shoes though. This is a pair of tyroleans I am considering instead.
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This pair is by Yuketen.

I like the George Cox a lot better. Of course that's without knowing what you look like or what you're going to be wearing them with.

 

[Klaptrap]

@Maskull I like em. Couldn't rock em. Still, I love the big eyelets, rope laces, and chunky sole.

I've been looking at some natural sandals to work into rotation as my style matures and it warms up outside.

These Officine Creative ones have a natural look I really like.

 

[Maskull]

@Maskull I like em. Couldn't rock em. Still, I love the big eyelets, rope laces, and chunky sole.

I've been looking at some natural sandals to work into rotation as my style matures and it warms up outside.
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These Officine Creative ones have a natural look I really like.

I’ve handled Officine Creative before. Tried on a pair of derbies as well. They make good shoes but I don’t think I’d spend as much as I assume those cost for a pair of slides. That said their design is elegant.

Here’s another angle for those curious:

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I like these.

 

[NoFeline]

Are these made for skiing or something? Because that's the only purpose I can imagine them having, although if that's the case they're lower cut than they should be.

You're supposed to put your shoes inside them and pull the drawstring tight to protect them from water/snow/mud/etc.

 

[Blue Canary in the outlet]

What the actual fuck?

 

[Storm_Provider]

I happen to own a pair of these onitsukas. They are very comfortable and resistant, so i have them as my main shoes and take them everywhere lol

They also look cool, so that's something.

 

[Nuttelex]

@Blop you would have seen some mad shoes working there!

Yall like trash bag Nikes? @Nuttelex

Hahaha even without the space bags they look pretty shit! I dig the concept though.

 

[Maskull]

I like these.

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I only like seeing this type of pattern in the uppers of button boots.

 

[Sparklepants]

I got a pair of leather Chacos. I feel like a dirty hippie but my feet are so comfy.

 

[NoFeline]

Sometimes I just like looking up weird shoes.

And for something I actually kinda like:

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

lol awesome, okay girls post all your shoes and let me tell you why you're shit

I'd love to, but it would consume an entire page and maybe crash the Farms. Clearly, I am a hooker.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I low key really like these??? They remind me of something a cyberpunk magical girl would wear.

 

[melty]

I low key really like these??? They remind me of something a cyberpunk magical girl would wear.

Me too! Just needs a matching one piece jumpsuit or skirt set. Like if Zenon got older.



Those low heeled Nikes are nightmare inducing though.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Those low heeled Nikes are nightmare inducing though.

I personally think any shoe with that shape is absolutely Satan's-taint hideous. I despise a pointed toe with that size and shape heel. I would rather wear orthopedic granny shoes.

 

[Swiss46]

Shoes are for the weak willed chained down by society. I walk barefoot everywhere I go. I will spray paint my feet black and hope no one looks closely if shoes are required.

 

[[Redacted]-san]

I mostly enjoy wearing sports/sneaker shoes with no laces, mainly because I'm too lazy to tie shoelaces.

The only shoes I don't like are high heels. I even used to own high heel sneakers.
Imagine this shoe having bright green and pink lining.
I mainly don't trust high heels because I get scared of breaking my ankles.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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I'm about 90% certain this is some fetish shit.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I mostly enjoy wearing sports/sneaker shoes with no laces, mainly because I'm too lazy to tie shoelaces.

The only shoes I don't like are high heels. I even used to own high heel sneakers.View attachment 1414938
Imagine this shoe having bright green and pink lining.
I mainly don't trust high heels because I get scared of breaking my ankles.

I think these are cute in a 2000s kinda way. Middle school me would have happily worn the shit out of those.

 

[NoFeline]

I'm about 90% certain this is some fetish shit.

It's supposedly an art piece, showcased in VirtualShoeMuseum.com

Here are some other choice picks from the animal category:

Some kind of racial joke...?

These ones were supposedly inspired by an x-ray of an elephant's foot...?

This one comes with free engrish!

And from the same designer...

And he also sculpted....uhhh

???

These pheasant boots are the only shoes in this category that I actually kind of like