Science One in four who had Pfizer Covid jabs experienced unintended immune response - lol

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More than a quarter of people injected with mRNA Covid jabs suffered an unintended immune response created by a glitch in the way the vaccine was read by the body, a study has found.

No adverse effects were created by the error, data show, but Cambridge scientists found such vaccines were not perfect and sometimes led to nonsense proteins being made instead of the desired Covid “spike”, which mimics infection and leads to antibody production.

mRNA jabs, such as the ones created by Moderna and Pfizer, use a string of genetic material to tell the body to create a specific protein that safely imitates an infection.

Research in the field, spanning decades, had been slow work. It often stalled because RNA itself is often attacked by the body as a foreign invader.

But in 2023, the Nobel Prize for Medicine went to the pair of scientists who had spent years working to fix the problem. It was done by taking one of the RNA bases, uridine, and swapping in a very similar synthetic alternative.

This breakthrough allowed scientists to create proteins in the body without the immune system attacking the jab.

It allows for quick and precise vaccines that are highly effective and was the backbone of the Covid vaccine response.

Not a perfect fit​

It was thought the minor tweak to uridine caused no problems in cells, but a team of researchers at the University of Cambridge’s Medical Research Council (MRC) Toxicology Unit have now found when this partially synthetic code is read, the protein-making machine in the body sometimes struggles with the uridine analogues.

Because it is not a perfect fit for what is expected, there can be a momentary pause which causes the process to stutter and a letter in the code can get skipped, much like a bike slipping a gear.

This process, called frameshifting, throws out the way the code is interpreted as it relies on groups of three bases, known as codons, being read in the right order.

This issue, caused by the jab’s code, throws the process completely out of sync and the entire subsequent code becomes garbled.

In the case of the Covid jabs, the end result is a nonsensical and harmless protein, the team found, which the body attacks and leads to an immune system flare-up. The new study, published in Nature, found this occurred in around 25-30 per cent of people.

Rogue protein fear​

The vaccine is read well enough to create the strong protection against the coronavirus, the scientists say, but the frameshifting issue creates what was, until now, an unknown off-target effect.

The code relating to the Covid vaccines was harmless and no issues were created. However the team say that subsequent mRNA vaccines used for other diseases or infections could, in theory, lead to viable proteins being created that are active in the body.

In this scenario not only is the vaccine not making the right protein, it could lead to a rogue protein being produced.

There is no evidence of this occurring in the Covid jabs, the authors stress, and they say any trials on other mRNA therapeutics would detect any such problems in early stages.

Dr James Thaventhiran, senior author of the report, said: “Research has shown beyond doubt that mRNA vaccination against COVID-19 is safe. Billions of doses of the Moderna and Pfizer mRNA vaccines have been safely delivered, saving lives worldwide.”

The authors also found that there is an easy way to eradicate the frameshifting events which relies on changing the code of the mRNA drug to minimise the use of the problematic pseudo-uridine.

Replacing it with a natural base that when read as a trio still makes the correct amino acid is enough to stop the unwanted skips and therefore improve safety without sacrificing efficacy.

These findings were shared with medicines regulator MHRA around a year ago, the scientists say, and updated vaccines that use the improved form of mRNA are in the works for cancer jabs, and other therapeutics.

‘Revolutionary technology’​

“This technology is amazing and it’s going to be revolutionary as a new medicine platform for all sorts of things, but we’ve just made it a whole lot safer going forward,” Professor Anne Willis, co-senior study author and director of the MRC Toxicology Unit told reporters.

“Ribosomes are somehow sensing the modified RNAs, but the Covid vaccines are very, very safe and very, very efficacious.

“But there are decoding issues with this technology that can cause stalling and frameshifting and we can get cellular immunity to these peptides after vaccination.”

However, she adds it is very exciting that there is a way to fix the issue, which “massively de-risks this platform going forward”.

https://news.yahoo.com/more-one-four-had-mrna-171724613.html (Archive)
 
For his love of salty futa cock?
Hilarious if true. That doesn't change the fact with the exception of his glowing COVID IS EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK document, everything he said about COVID and it's vaccines has been absolutely right and reiterated by medical articles and journals. He may not be a doctor, but he put down the salty futanari hentai long enough to do some research. So we at KiwiFarms at least got some unfiltered COVID knowledge and got to act accordingly.

Besides I'm pressing X to Doubt if you've never put on a strap-on and pretended to be a futanari. If not, then I guess we have a very different idea of what a fun Saturday night is.
 
I swear to go
Hilarious if true. That doesn't change the fact with the exception of his glowing COVID IS EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK document, everything he said about COVID and it's vaccines has been absolutely right and reiterated by medical articles and journals. He may not be a doctor, but he put down the salty futanari hentai long enough to do some research. So we at KiwiFarms at least got some unfiltered COVID knowledge and got to act accordingly.

Besides I'm pressing X to Doubt if you've never put on a strap-on and pretended to be a futanari. If not, then I guess we have a very different idea of what a fun Saturday night is.
Man, I don’t even have time to worry about Twilight Sparkle’s luscious futa cock. Like everyone else, I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck kind of bizarre, dystopian fever dream I’m just waking up from.

 
Well shit, I had to get two jabs of the Moderna vaccine for work and a booster for travel. Here's to hoping that I'm not in that 1-to-4 group that's going to have to be given the Old Yeller treatment later down the line.
Have you had any obvious adverse symptoms? Have you had a troponin test? Blood count fine? No clots? No myocarditis? No massive aorta rupture?

You'll probably be okay. Hopefully. Fingers crossed.
My experience with the jab has basically been toe-to-toe with what @Shrek mentioned when he got his shots (no reaction to the first shot, second shot had some reactions, getting COVID wasn't as bad as the second shot, etc.) with a sole exception being that I caught some sort of illness with flu-like symptoms back in January 2020 that lasted for about two weeks.
 
There's a middle ground somewhere between wearing 400 masks while screaming "TRUST THE HECKIN' SCIENCE CHUD YOU'RE LITERALLY MURDERING PEOPLE" and hooking up an IV full of bleach and invermectin while you shout "FUCK YOU LIBTARDS BILL GATES IS PUTTING METAL IN OUR BRAINS".

People are increasingly unable to think for themselves or sensibly disconstruct opinions presented to them so only the loud absolutists get through the noise.
 
I never know how to feel when I see studies about how the vaccines give you heart problems.

My Covid fuckery timeline -
Caught the Coof
Recovered
Noticed random tachycardia, worsening varicose veins
Got the first 2 Pfizer vaccines
Caught the Coof again, same symptoms as before
Still have the weird cardiovascular stuff going on.

I can only assume that either I was fated to have heart trouble AND/OR Covid-19 itself triggered it. Not the vaccine.

Disappointing.
I can't even do medical conspiracy right.
 
Huh... I guess that explains why my friend is chronically getting sick. He got jabbed twice but I can't recall which one he got. He tried to pressure me into getting it too but I kept telling him no. Brought up the weird as fuck period issues women were having and he told me I was stupid for being worried about that. That I should get the jab because it'll protect me from the coof. Just told him to fuck off because I wasn't going to put some experiential shit in my body without knowing the long term consequences. I'd feel bad for my friend but he's an idiot for trusting the soyence.
 
This is the guy you anti-vax spergs are idolizing:
Look pal, someone can have insatiable cock lust and say the sky is true, That doesn't make it untrue.

I swear to go

Man, I don’t even have time to worry about Twilight Sparkle’s luscious futa cock. Like everyone else, I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck kind of bizarre, dystopian fever dream I’m just waking up from.

Seeing it all together like this should be part of future history classes.

Huh... I guess that explains why my friend is chronically getting sick. He got jabbed twice but I can't recall which one he got. He tried to pressure me into getting it too but I kept telling him no. Brought up the weird as fuck period issues women were having and he told me I was stupid for being worried about that. That I should get the jab because it'll protect me from the coof. Just told him to fuck off because I wasn't going to put some experiential shit in my body without knowing the long term consequences. I'd feel bad for my friend but he's an idiot for trusting the soyence.
The way I sees it, Thalidomide was on the market for 5 years. We have at least one year left before we know what's up.
 
I can only assume that either I was fated to have heart trouble AND/OR Covid-19 itself triggered it. Not the vaccine.
i wouldn't be surprised if once all the dust has settled and scientists are actually able to perform the work of science again the results will be:

covid: gives you immune system issues and cardiovascular issues and was demonstrably more dangerous, especially to older people, than ordinary flus or colds

vaccines: gives you immune system issues and cardiovascular issues and also that spider silk thing drain todger keeps posting about and triggers negative effects in a wider range of people than "natural" covid

because of how covid was handled it's tempting (especially in A&H) to dismiss any negative effects but covid is actually pretty nasty. however much covid gives you issues, though, regularly injecting yourself with a rushed vaccine will give you even more issues

and it absolutely does not excuse the lockdowns, power grabs, lying, gaslighting, or any of the other shit that happened in 2020, even though it can be hard to separate how over-stated the danger of covid was from all of those things even now
 
No refunds vaxniggers.
There'll be some compensation eventually. But the people who forced the vax upon the populous and profited from it will be long dead by the time it happens. And if they're not, won't see any punishment at all. AT most, fine that'll be a symbolic slap on the wrist.

See roundup and the opioid epidemic.

Speak for yourself, I'm going to upload myself into cyberspace like in The Lawnmower Man and will be posting on the Kiwi Utopia for millennia to come.
Well, that's just a copy of yourself. Your current consciousness will die, but a copy will live on.
 
Slight powerlevel, but I have a confession to make: I got the J&J clot shot back in 2021. It was either get shot or get lost, and I didn't want to lose my job. I followed some crackpot doctor's advice on Twitter and fasted for 48 hours- by fasting, your body would go into autophagy mode and eat the damaged proteins. I never got another shot since, and have moved to a new job that doesn't care if I'm vaxxed.
I was the sole bread winner and got the vax because I couldn’t afford to lose my job. I’ve maxed out my life insurance and none of my family got the shot. I called the schools bluff.
Am I going to die?
after strange aeons one day even death may die. But yeah we are all going to bite it eventually.
 
You know they weren't getting this study published if they didn't say this shit:
Dr James Thaventhiran, senior author of the report, said: “Research has shown beyond doubt that mRNA vaccination against COVID-19 is safe. Billions of doses of the Moderna and Pfizer mRNA vaccines have been safely delivered, saving lives worldwide.
Perfectly safe and effective. Just beware those rogue proteins and defective coding.
In this scenario not only is the vaccine not making the right protein, it could lead to a rogue protein being produced.

There is no evidence of this occurring in the Covid jabs, the authors stress, and they say any trials on other mRNA therapeutics would detect any such problems in early stages
"There is no evidence and trials would detect it"

Here's the thing...there were no adequate trials. Not enough to justify a faulty product. Any other vaccine with "rogue" anything would be pulled off the market.
Ribosomes are somehow sensing the modified RNAs, but the Covid vaccines are very, very safe and very, very efficacious.
Aka "we need this money and need to keep our jobs please don't fire us"
“But there are decoding issues with this technology that can cause stalling and frameshifting and we can get cellular immunity to these peptides after vaccination.”
It's a defective product. But sell it as effective and make people positive that they did the right thing 😒
 
I hate how science is treated like a fucking religion.

There's always a debate on scientific findings, there HAS to be because times change and new discoveries are made all the time. Unfortunately, politics, news media and the IFUCKINGLOVESCIENCE redditors have used journals and studies as gospel to give themselves authority to make themselves feel superior and/or force others to comply because 'i'm right, you're dumb'. And as a result, anyone that witnessed that behavior based on claims that are bullshit are now dismissive of any scientific studies. Way to go, fuckers.

It's everywhere. Environmentalism, Psychology, Biology, you fucking name it it's all full of vipers who push sloppy studies and proclaim them as undeniable scripture. It's been happening long before Covid but that whole event has completely wrecked the public perception of the practice. God forbid an actual existence-threatening plague comes around in the future.
I believe that the left loves science so much because following the science has always been seen as the smart lifestyle. Science has always been presented as true facts and not theories like religious dogma has. And because religion has always been associated with the right, being a stupid religious nut has always been associated with the right, and being a science believer has always been associated with being nonreligious and the left. This is why science is so appealing to leftists. But much of the science that is presented to the general public pushes its own narratives based on who funds it- but is never questioned by its readers because it’s still pushed as science. Inevitability, the readers don’t know that they are being brainwashed just as much as the religious right that they hate so much because they still look up to their coveted science magazines and TV shows.
 
There's a middle ground somewhere between wearing 400 masks while screaming "TRUST THE HECKIN' SCIENCE CHUD YOU'RE LITERALLY MURDERING PEOPLE" and hooking up an IV full of bleach and invermectin while you shout "FUCK YOU LIBTARDS BILL GATES IS PUTTING METAL IN OUR BRAINS".

People are increasingly unable to think for themselves or sensibly disconstruct opinions presented to them so only the loud absolutists get through the noise.
Yes, it’s called Hypernormalization.


It's a defective product. But sell it as effective and make people positive that they did the right thing 😒
The biggest problem I have with the vaccines is not that they are poisonous, which they almost certainly are (decorating healthy cells far from the injection site with spike proteins is a surefire way to have immune cells come along and destroy those cells in a massive inflammatory reaction; the whole idea of gene-encoded vaccines that use human cells as bioreactors to produce foreign proteins is intrinsically wrong and boneheaded), it’s that they are a product of institutional fraud.

First of all, this whole idea of gene-encoded vaccines came out of DARPA to begin with. Moderna had a years-long partnership with DARPA called ADEPT: PROTECT:


Also, as I’ve said before, the reason why NIH are so desperate to cover up a lab leak from China is because if the lab leak is true, that technically means that funding for the virus and funding for the vaccine came from the same sources.

What are the optics of NIH, USAID, and the DOD giving Peter Daszak money to fuck around with viruses in a PLA-associated lab in China, while NIH also co-owns a vaccine patent with Moderna, the same Moderna who are run by Stephane Bancel, the former CEO of bioMerieux, whose founder Alain Merieux helped build the P4 lab at the WIV and received China’s Reform Friendship Award next to Klaus Schwab?

Also, why does the furin cleavage site in SARS-CoV-2 match a sequence Moderna patented years before?

If people realized the vaccine and the virus stemmed from the same source, they would be absolutely livid and demand that everyone involved get slapped with the biggest RICO trial in history, which also won’t happen because EcoHealth Alliance, Metabiota, and Labyrinth Global Health are all glownigger fronts doing detestable spook shit in plain sight.

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In fact, the House and Senate just voted to defund EcoHealth entirely, including DOD funding, and the Pentagon stripped that part out of the spending bill and insist on continuing to fund EcoHealth in spite of everything. Nathan Wolfe, the head of Metabiota, is an associate of the convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and his company received substantial funds from Hunter Biden’s investment firm, and he also sits on the editorial board of EcoHealth Alliance.


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Andrew Huff, the former VP of EcoHealth, blew the whistle and said Peter Daszak was working for the CIA.


Labyrinth Global Health’s Karen Saylors can be seen fucking around in the jungle right next to Nathan Wolfe as part of Global Viral.


These people are fucking intelligence assets actively engaged in espionage.

Furthermore, Sasha Latypova and Katherine Watt have demonstrated through their research that the COVID-19 vaccines were a military program disguised as a civilian one (the COVID-19 vaccines were obtained by the DOD under an OTA and are not legally pharmaceuticals but military prototype medical countermeasures, which are not regulated by the FDA and can contain literally anything), and that lawmakers had spent fucking years hollowing out people's consumer protections to create a loophole that would allow the government to legally murder millions of people.




The reason why the DHS have tried clamping down on "mis-, dis-, and malinformation" and pushing totalitarian Stasi "COGSEC" bullshit on people is because if they let their stranglehold on the narrative slip for even one second, the population would quickly come to realize that the people behind all of this are mass-murdering psychopaths.
 
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