One-off cows - You probably don't even remember them

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Kiwi & Cow

Kiwi & Cow

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Here you can talk about people who became lolcows overnight, but then faded back into irrelevancy the next day.


Tana Mongeau
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She was mocked to death after the cuck himself made a video on her because she called people "fucking niggers".

Alexandra Wallance​

Same deal as Tana above, she said something both incredibly lulzworthy and racist that she became a meme, although her whereabouts are unknown to this day.

For those who might not know who that is, I don't blame you since she had so little internet presence. She first showed up on this video which ironically was what started the whole meme.

Woah Vicky​

She is a barely intelligible wigger who wrote a diss on Ricegum. Although she has a thread, it lasted only 4 months before going inactive.


Try to keep this thread about e-celebs, there's already a thread for small obscure lolcows.
 
Mumkey Jones comes to mind

He wasn't a lolcow until his youtube channel got banned for no apparent reason which sent him in a depression. He cheated on his girlfriend with a furry pedophile and when ever anyone told him he was acting retarded he was in denial.

The relationship quickly fell apart after which he became self aware and skyrocketed out of lolcow status just as quickly as he got into it.

Now days he's gone back to normal.
 
Lauren Caitlin Upton, more famously known as Miss South Carolina at the once famous (because of her) Miss Teen USA 2007. All because of this answer she gave to a question:

Edit to add one more:

Christine O'Donnell, the Teabagger candidate for office in Delaware in 2010. A real religious whacko who claimed to have joined a witch coven in her youth and then found god. So then people started mocking her as 'the witch candidate' and she bafflingly released this ad that opens with "I am not a witch, I am you." She became the laughing stock of the entire election cycle but everyone has forgotten about her since.
 
Seething manlet hates trumpet players.

Douglas Levison,
FlowerPower Creative


AN AWDIST RESPECTS DA SILENCE D' SERVES AS D' FOUNDATION'A CREATIVITY! I'M AN N-Y-U FILM SCHOOL GRADUATE, SUCKA!


He also seems to have made some content, intentionally leaning into being a heel.

 
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That guy who made a comic about "my bike got stolen, I was pretty bummed about it, but then realized it made someone happy, so whatever." That one quickly gave him a nickname Bike Cuck and number of reedits was just unbelievable. Sadly, it didn't stick, since most of his shitty comics are basically "ooh, I am a shy depressed introvert, how do I live like a normal person, no, I can't, BAZINGA." i.e. 90% of zoomer internet comics.The fact that I can't even recall his pseudonym is pretty telling by itself.
 
SandyCat said:
He wasn't a lolcow until his youtube channel got banned for no apparent reason
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iirc, there was an FBI presentation by an agent who took Mumkey's Elliot Rodger comedy skits seriously and claimed was creating incel shooters.. That led to someone contacting Youtube and getting it shut down.
 
Anyone remember the live-your-fantasy torture porn factory "extreme haunted house" McKamey Manor, and dude who started it and ran it for years after; I think his name is Russ McKamey? He gave some great m.ilk for a few months after the "controversy" surrounding him and his sketchy business came to light on YT in 2019-ish I think? Some of his lives from then were golden, and the interviews with those who knew him were equally hilarious. His videos consisted of him arguing with and blocking haydurs and promising decadent cash prizes for those who "made it thru his extreme haunted house experience" when the dude is living in a trailer akin to Lorne Armstrong's abode, while the interviews had people like his ex-wife/gf telling about how he would wipe boogers all over the walls, refused to bathe, and how he expressed the desire to have a throuple with his ex-wife/gf and current (much younger) gf. IDK if any of the vids are still around or are lost to time at this point, but he was truly a sight to behold for awhile there, and I had hopes of him becoming a longstanding lolcow, but nothing really ever came of his antics and online autism.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
That guy who made a comic about "my bike got stolen, I was pretty bummed about it, but then realized it made someone happy, so whatever." That one quickly gave him a nickname Bike Cuck and number of reedits was just unbelievable. Sadly, it didn't stick, since most of his shitty comics are basically "ooh, I am a shy depressed introvert, how do I live like a normal person, no, I can't, BAZINGA." i.e. 90% of zoomer internet comics.The fact that I can't even recall his pseudonym is pretty telling by itself.
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Shen Comix? I only remember that because of a saltydkdan video. I haven't seen one of his comics in years.

Also I'd argue Butch Hartman, for a year or so he was pretty much a lolcow, but now has kind of faded from the spotlight.
 
Byuu/Near. Has a thread with less than 10 pages before going inactive.

I am a time traveler from 2020 and I came here to just post that.
 
SandyCat said:
He wasn't a lolcow until his youtube channel got banned for no apparent reason which sent him in a depression. He cheated on his girlfriend with a furry pedophile and when ever anyone told him he was acting retarded he was in denial.
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Well, that's not really all he had to experience in a span of a year.
  • His friend Assburger tried to kill his own girlfriend. She called Mumkey for help and he called the police. Let's say his friend didn't take it lightly.
  • That girlfriend then had an episode of Stockholm syndrome and began defending Assburger, claiming that she asked Mumkey to help, not to call the police. This resulted in her calling Mumkey a druggie who fucked his own sister (Mumkey doesn't have a sister). I can't imagine how he felt in this situation.
  • Then he was diagnosed with very high blood pressure, which could result in him dying in the next 10 years or so.
  • Then, yes, his channel gets destroyed for no reason at all. I doubt it was FBI and I also doubt it was Elliott's father who lost his mind over Mumkey calling him responsible for Isla Vista shooting, most likely it was just YouTube being YouTube.
  • Almost all the people defend his girlfriend, however, do we really know what their life together actually was? I recall, Mumkey told that pedofurry that "he hates that now she is the provider", but do we know for sure that it wasn't her scorning him? Maybe she told him to drop that YT shit and get da reel jawb, like it was his fault that YT decided to fuck him over.
  • And as a result he produced that laughable sex tape and lashed against his fans, which was the perfect soil for a hatedom.
However, Mumkey has managed to bounce back. Good for him.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Then, yes, his channel gets destroyed for no reason at all.
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didn't he just get demonetized? the content is still up last I looked (but it's been a while). one of the janitors at my job watched him on his phone all the time. still does as far as I know
 
cuddle striker said:
didn't he just get demonetized? the content is still up last I looked (but it's been a while). one of the janitors at my job watched him on his phone all the time. still does as far as I know
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No, he got wiped entirely and then the channel of his then girlfriend got wiped, because it had reuploads of some of his videos.
 
There is this one time wonder lolcow in the TF2 community named Starcasm. He would constantly try to imitate and continue the legacy of another TF2 cunt and pedo named Mechawreck. Starcasm would try to have the same loadout, search for his old vids on Chinese and Russian websites and even kept contact with Mechawreck in and around 2020. Starcasm got exposed and just switched back to normal as of now. I still question if he tried to be a troll or not. His videos when he tried to copy Mechawreck are still up on his channel as of now. I have a video detailing some of his massive faggotry.

 
Ice Truck Killer said:
Anyone remember the live-your-fantasy torture porn factory "extreme haunted house" McKamey Manor, and dude who started it and ran it for years after; I think his name is Russ McKamey? He gave some great m.ilk for a few months after the "controversy" surrounding him and his sketchy business came to light on YT in 2019-ish I think? Some of his lives from then were golden, and the interviews with those who knew him were equally hilarious. His videos consisted of him arguing with and blocking haydurs and promising decadent cash prizes for those who "made it thru his extreme haunted house experience" when the dude is living in a trailer akin to Lorne Armstrong's abode, while the interviews had people like his ex-wife/gf telling about how he would wipe boogers all over the walls, refused to bathe, and how he expressed the desire to have a throuple with his ex-wife/gf and current (much younger) gf. IDK if any of the vids are still around or are lost to time at this point, but he was truly a sight to behold for awhile there, and I had hopes of him becoming a longstanding lolcow, but nothing really ever came of his antics and online autism.
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Good lord. I knew about the house but not all of the other drama.
 
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